@spiderjoce: Reply to @carolinas80 sorry my bad!! heres captions for yall :')

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thecammw
camryn :
ALSO mary was 13 when she birthed jesus
2020-12-29 20:13:15
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meltedsnake
yenni :
this is a good headcanon
2020-12-29 02:31:22
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boltyboy5861
Fwmykigi :
Trying to explain religion with science is like pointing out plot holes in a movie and expecting it to change anything
2020-12-29 19:36:56
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sgrewal
Sukhi Grewal :
Ariana was right. God is a Woman.
2020-12-29 19:33:50
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itsdanyjustdany
🐼 🅓🅐🅝🅨 🐼 :
Now cuz of you I'm imagining Jesus cat walking through Naxaret in heels n acrylic stiletto nails
2021-01-03 09:08:56
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the.lamp.business
bob :
canonically God is nonbinary!
2020-12-30 19:39:46
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alifalch0e
ali :
this has similar energy to the “if her sister was a witch” video but minus the yelling 💀💀
2020-12-29 23:19:19
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allie.hannahh
𝒶𝓁𝓁𝒾𝑒♡ :
When arianna said “god is a women” and Billie said “even god HERSELF has enemies”. They knew what’s up
2020-12-31 01:44:18
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gfdi._.lee_
✨🧿K🧿✨ :
Better question HOW DO WE KNOW THEY REAL!!!! The Bible has been passed down for thousands of years and translated from multiple languages. HOWWWWW
2020-12-31 05:01:49
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faeriefl3sh
ryder ♡ :
fun fact: pr0stitutes used.to be referred to as v!rgins to make them more desirable. 😌
2020-12-31 01:06:14
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blueish_penguin
BLUEISH :
Ah.....we have so many puzzle pieces, but some just don’t put them together
2020-12-29 02:39:38
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clarencethechicken
Clarence D. Chicken :
You just enraged 99% of my state and I am HERE FOR THIS! #jesusistrans
2020-12-30 03:05:50
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haiden_pederson
Haiden :
TIKTOK ASKED ME IF THIS VIDEO WAS INFORMATIONAL IM WHEEZING
2020-12-29 16:29:08
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dumbo.mumbo
🦕 :
16 yrs of church, me being in a Catholic Sunday school, teacher telling me God is a man. Hold up I'm questioning everything rn
2021-01-02 08:16:09
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lilbody99
rjashjahdjad39 :
how do you get this logic
2020-12-29 13:33:30
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themothmansgroom
Jazz :
I said this to my mom and got yelled at
2020-12-30 02:43:25
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the27_07
Debo. :
but also it tells you that god gave her that baby through his miracle so all that is not true
2020-12-31 14:36:50
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spiderjoce
joce 🍉 :
okay bc this version is getting some attention i wanna clear this up, i am just an idiot on the internet making jokes i am not saying this is Factual
2020-12-30 02:00:41
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bastien_pr_
Bastien Préel :
Are you really tryna explain religion with science?
2020-12-31 21:27:16
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courtneywowza
c :
ariana told us god is a woman
2020-12-29 22:07:00
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ethan.lemoine17
ethan.lemoine17 :
and this is the 4657th reason why i am not a christian
2020-12-31 11:11:20
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crazybitchesarehot
crazybitchesarehot :
actually god is non binary because “everyone was made in his/her/their image” so you can refer to them as any pronoun in reality
2020-12-31 00:07:28
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errkix
madi ☆ kixx :
so what i’m hearing is,,, ariana was right
2020-12-31 03:27:21
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adrian.in.wonderland
Adrian In Wonderland 🐇 :
I’m not catholic nor do i have anything against females or trans people but wasn’t the holy spirit the one that impregnated her?
2020-12-31 15:46:43
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.leah.k01
leah :
or ariana grande WAS right... god really is a woman
2020-12-31 05:41:00
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222_hannah
h :
My brain just stopped I could not understand that
2020-12-31 05:13:26
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skylarkrishay
Sky 🩷 :
Ok but like she’s got a point though
2020-12-31 07:11:28
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no_prob_bob
Harvey :
mary was between 12-14 when she have birth according to the bible
2021-01-05 08:17:10
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apple_juixebox
RylanAppleSauce :
Ariana knows "God is a woman"
2020-12-31 05:43:16
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fr0gsare1ife
Your local dead man :
I thought you were going to say that Mary was a plant and that means we are plants 😭😭😭
2020-12-31 18:14:56
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lolalicespam
I like k pop :
me explaining to my friends im a atheist
2020-12-31 15:42:28
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brennythebull
breandán :
THANK YOU THANK YOU IVE BEEN SAYING THIS FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT
2020-12-29 16:22:26
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cosmorockett
Gracie :
thats what I said about the umbrella academy characters, since they don't have genetic fathers so Diego, Klaus and Luther couldn't be genetically male
2021-01-05 14:33:22
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myeeeeeest
Myst :
No wait- guys she has a point 😳
2020-12-29 00:31:54
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fixedlightbulb.cos
Lightbulb Guy :
Prò$t!tüe$ were often called v!rg!ñ$ during that time and place to make them more desirable . Just food for thought .
2020-12-29 02:40:11
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cheriemichelle
Cherie 🌻 :
Also don’t forget Christians are taking dec 25th from a pagan holiday!! No where in the Bible does it mention he was born in December 😌
2020-12-31 01:14:10
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janetbaker65
Hazel Sparks :
I always thought she got ivf lol
2020-12-31 18:27:36
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mlggedits
I LOVE DECK :
no she was knocked up by god
2021-01-05 08:28:06
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its.ka.spamss
kristen (•‿•) :
well then how does Luke 2:21 work?
2020-12-31 20:40:45
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kenneth_harkin
Kenneth Harkin :
Waitttt- I may be an atheist..... but ur onto something here 😂
2020-12-31 15:25:01
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dumbbxtchangel
añHELL :
this religious tea ☕️🫖 👀
2020-12-31 07:19:43
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angpickles
Angela :
i’ve always thought they were lgtbqia+ and this just solidified it
2020-12-29 21:58:11
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petahhh_
peter k :
now this....I don’t need proof I have faith
2020-12-31 05:25:40
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