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jesikanotjesi
jesikanotjesi :
"If you pass a blood clot LARGER than a baseball"......I'm sorry wut
2021-04-15 19:05:53
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paceberly
B1gB0ssB0wser :
I enjoyed "sometimes babies just forget to breath while sleeping . OK? just sleep when they sleep"
2021-04-15 21:44:11
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paintedgurvis
paintedgurvis :
Me answering the door armed😂😂 “who sent you?”
2021-04-15 23:36:10
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itsmaggiemonroe
itsmaggiemonroe :
I was half alive. Who knows what I signed
2021-04-15 19:13:35
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savannahh.99
🍒Savannahh.99🍒 :
It’s the husband talking about “tell me about it” as if he was the one who just gave birth and literally didn’t sleep at all 😂
2021-04-16 00:16:21
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noelfryegner
Noel Fry Egner :
Don’t forget the only thing they told me about caring for a child “remember mama, don’t shake the baby!” What? Like ok??? Wasn’t planning on it?
2021-04-15 21:28:39
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amynicole_a
Amy A. :
first of all- NO it's not a good time.
2021-04-15 21:44:43
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oliviaeyy
OliviaEyy :
My favorite instruction from the baby care class was “try not to smoke while you’re feeding baby”.
2021-04-15 20:36:37
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messybunsandbooks
Tobi Jane :
They told me don’t put up any banners cause someone will try to take drugs from us and I was like “I get drugs!?” Lol I didn’t
2021-04-15 18:49:16
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sandrabythesea
Sanny Mac 🇨🇦 :
They said that about taking the baby? omg my post partum anxiety would have spiked through the roof!
2021-04-15 18:23:17
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countgrakula
Graky :
yeah the "no balloons, outside decorations" warning is kinda grim
2021-04-15 20:25:39
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ktb1193
katiedidwhat :
I had a panic attack that my baby was going to get kidnapped, hubs made a joke that "oh they probably don't take babies to the nursery bc
2021-04-15 19:07:35
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arnihe
Arnihe :
I’m a home health nurse and the number of parents who don’t ask for Id or who just hand me the baby and walk away is insane
2021-04-17 13:12:45
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wendyracicot
Wendy Racicot :
Ok that actually happened where I live a baby was snatched in the hospital and they put a lot of new rules about who can visit in the hospital
2021-04-15 19:13:40
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killemwithkarla
Mac :
Yo my mom said someone came checking on me when i was born. This was in ‘87...she said she didn’t let them in 😳. I could of been a lifetime movie
2021-04-15 21:29:38
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faithcomito
Faith Comito :
6-8 weeks? 😳 I only bled for a week?!
2021-04-15 19:00:56
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mellamotina97
Ashley Hazel-Marie H :
I literally made a joke about the ankle monitor on my newborn. They told me it was to keep people from walking out of the hospital with the baby 😳
2021-04-16 00:14:13
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tracidanielle1
Traci Danielle :
In the UK your midwife comes to your house a few times after to check on you and the baby and then you get a health visitor come once in a while 😂
2021-04-15 20:56:36
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hey.courtney
courtney :
WAIT WHAT??? they said that to you??? why???
2021-04-16 03:10:52
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chey_johnson25
Chey :
Me over here 10 weeks from my due date not wanting to read the comments but did anyways 😬🙄🙄🙄😅
2021-04-15 21:29:56
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_.kayla91
𐙚🖤 𝓚𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 🖤𐙚 :
I bled for 6 MONTHS after having my 3rd baby😳 and I hemorrhage 10 days postpartum after my 2nd. Wondering what this 4th is gonna bring 😂
2021-04-15 19:04:42
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alessandra.bara
Alessandra :
What is this warning about? Strange people come to your house and try to steel your baby? I’m not from the US..
2021-04-15 22:22:45
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carolinemmtm
CarolineMMTM :
Our hospitals actually do send someone to your house to check on the baby LOL 😂
2021-04-15 19:11:30
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