@fatty_long_legs: Reply to @mandydawn7 here’s to hoping Jesus’s standards are as low as mine were. #ThatCloseMessenger #gay #lgbt #datingcoach #storytime #funny

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simpleejanee
SimpleeJanee :
Ray and ray’s bf lmao
2021-09-21 14:29:19
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jennyg.77
Jen Glendy :
color me impressed!! who cares about their name. the memory, if remembered, makes a great story
2021-09-22 00:03:14
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not.that.type.of.texan
Natalie :
most of those are self explanatory, but I'm curious about how you came up with Dolphin Boy 🤔
2021-09-21 14:32:40
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justbeefaz
Lindsay Faz :
I love the way you say “not a way to seal the deal” but homeboy’s on the list 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #relatable
2021-09-21 15:15:51
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digitalranger08
Derek :
I lost it at the memory loss and keeping your own secrets! 😂😂😂
2021-09-21 13:41:33
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lealee3737
Lee :
uuuh how as no one asked about the *asterisks* by some names? what do those mean?
2021-09-21 15:12:33
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ally.teacher
Ally :
Now guys who have been bragging about sleeping with you, their friends will be saying, “where are you?” 😂😁😏
2021-09-21 13:49:58
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amandaj2006
Amanda 🐢 :
I think the effort you put into it should be taken into account. 😂
2021-09-21 13:52:33
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every_one_is_equal
It is what it is :
I have like 8 James on mine and I can tell you that not a single one was good in bed.
2021-09-21 15:19:43
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just_me_j.p
JP :
Hey at least you have a list. When my body count started it was the 80’s. I don’t remember any so that wipes it clean, right?😂😂
2021-09-21 14:25:11
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seraoxymine
🌻🍄Erin🦨🍃 :
You’re just gonna blow over a doctor and his husband? Lmao
2021-09-21 13:51:17
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jay_dogg81
James :
Was I really 72?!?!?
2021-09-21 23:51:56
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dockch09
Doc K Ch :
Ray and Ray’s boyfriend 😅
2021-09-21 16:09:11
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aroseofsunshine
Ali Rose :
I feel seen because this is how I keep my list too. 😂😂
2021-09-21 13:50:36
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andreaantoinette5
Andrea Antoinette :
was "dolphin boy" based on looks or sex noises?? 😂😂😂
2021-09-21 13:52:12
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charliedesi
Charlie Desi :
No you aren’t coming for my bow tie game! 😂😂😂🥰
2021-09-21 14:53:03
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itsmoe_777
itsmoe_777 :
This made me feel scene, my list includes but is NOT limited to, “gremlin” “maybe Mark?” And “coffee date?” 😂
2021-09-21 17:54:00
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missmonica1973
MissMonica73 :
Lol my body count would look very similar to this. Now I wish I would have written them down. And how many guys are like “he forgot me!” 😂
2021-09-21 23:06:32
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lisa_is_my_crazy_name
user4297393107676 :
may not have been the way to seal the deal but it was anyway, am I right?
2021-09-21 14:28:12
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jamtailor
Jam Tailor :
hey. hope you're taking Prep ❤️stay safe out there
2021-09-21 14:51:11
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youreagoddamncheetah
Goddamncheetah :
This is by far my favorite TikTok of all time
2021-09-21 16:57:47
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cntrygrl0708
Cntrygrl0708 :
I’ll be right there with you 😂😂 your list is way better descriptions than mine, also made me feel better about my numbers lol
2021-09-21 13:58:48
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hunlockyourworld
🩷Ashley🩷 :
Hahaha, I have a similar list. Especially after my divorce. I have one on there as “that one with the face” 🤦🏻‍♀️
2021-09-22 12:58:20
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darlingdrea25
Darlingdrea25 :
Omg I have a list that looks similar but I wasn't on drugs or alcohol so what does it say about me? This made my day! I'm not alone!!🥰😂
2021-09-21 21:37:25
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