Ryan Maxwell
Region: GB
Tuesday 09 November 2021 08:10:41 GMT
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locomotion99 :
I was craving whataburger but went to Burger King which was closer. I ended up blanking and ordered a whataburger jr plain
2021-11-09 09:33:55
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Nala🌙 :
A patient in a wheel chair came in to let me know they are here for their appt and I said “no worries just take a seat” 😭
2021-11-09 08:19:43
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☘︎𝚂𝚞𝚜𝚑𝚒᯾ :
At school, we had to play musical chairs in class. The most popular kid decided to take my chair before I sat down, so I ended up sitting on his lap and stayed there for 3 minutes, totally paralysed.
2024-09-01 07:09:18
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🤺Gianni :
I once went to the doctor to get a checkup, she asked what my diet was and I said “nonexistent “ THE LOOK OF TERROR ON THAT POOR WOMANS FACE PLS
2021-11-25 10:44:04
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Ange :
I once sent my brand new boss a text saying “I’m leaving in the typo because it will take too long to change it.” My phone changed typo to tampon 😳
2022-01-16 11:57:26
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london :
today i decided i wanted a fruit roll up and i walked up to the lunch ladies and slapped a dollar bill on the counter and confidently said “one- 1/2
2021-11-30 00:43:48
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T :
i was dressed up for halloween and this lady asked me what i was and i answered i’m t (my name) and she looked at me like🤨
2021-11-09 08:49:25
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MT.03 :
paying for my petrol. man says can you scan in. i said no thank you. thinking he asked if i wanted a receipt 😅
2021-11-09 09:37:37
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marissa :
I bought a new car it was a nissan Xterra went to the store came back out tried to get in my car started cursing cause the door wouldn't unlock so..
2021-11-30 04:13:46
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Harry Austin :
A guy went to pay for his shopping but his card didn't go through so I meant to say "sorry can you do that again for me please". It came out as
2021-12-28 12:13:16
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anonymousfloofbal :
I met a dog and pet it. My friend said that that was her neighbor John. I then said Can I stroke John? John was the owner.
2022-01-17 21:49:06
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Oliver👾 :
this reminds me i was in 5th grade and i knew my teacher would call on me to answer a question. he called on me wnd i confidently said “8” but i-
2021-11-28 01:48:24
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PretzelAMV :
@Liv that first 1 tho! -_-
2021-11-20 23:17:50
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glbzz :
I interned in the Missouri House of Reps and instead of asking a constituent if i can put him on hold on the phone i asked “Can I hold you?”
2021-11-09 08:20:59
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peppino :
my grandma once farted during a family greeting I said "well you had some gas left in you." She's a holocaust survivour.😬
2021-11-09 14:49:07
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🐥🐥🐥 :
I once took tourist to the Kruger park and wanted to point out a lion with its prey and I said "your the lions prey" in a game drive truck... 🥺
2021-11-09 08:23:58
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micolash host of the nightmare :
when i was in 5th grade i didnt know what the holocaust was and my friend said "my family and i are going to the holocaust museum soon" and [1/?]
2022-04-28 00:53:32
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chuuyaneedstomarryme 🪳 :
One time I accidentally called my teacher mom 😭
2021-11-25 04:31:29
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Nat :
A patient rang to cancel his 🚑 ride to/from an artificial limb centre. I canceled them & then said “No problem sir I’ve canceled both those legs” 😳
2021-11-09 09:38:01
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Säm :
talking to my brothers friend. meant to say I'm Jason's sister, but what came out was I'm Jason's brother. dude just looked at me funny
2021-11-09 09:30:06
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emily :
Once me and my family were shopping i was tired so i went to the wrong car ,i saw an old man and slapped him i thought i'm getting kidnapped😭
2021-11-09 08:37:48
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Loren✌🏻 :
Me and my husband went out for steaks and when they asked how he wanted it cooked he said "just salt and pepper"
2021-11-09 09:25:33
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chloe xo :
one time someone bumped into me and they apologised and i went to say "you're good, don't worry" and also "no problem" and it came out as...
2021-11-09 08:30:06
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Lil B :
We have a beer called ‘extra dry’ in Australia. A customer that drank it came in and asked me how I was and I accidentally said ‘extra dry’.
2021-11-09 08:31:38
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𝓗 :
5 years ago My mom didn’t speak English very well, so she wanted to ask the landlord if he locked the door, so she said “door secret?” 🤣🤣🤣
2021-11-09 09:12:29
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