Markus Bones
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Friday 25 March 2022 21:04:43 GMT
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Clare :
best part about this, my nickname for my child is potato. babies are the cutest little potatoes!
2022-03-25 22:39:55
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Ocean Harmony 🇨🇦 :
Why are adults so obsessed with what is in babies pants?!
2022-03-25 22:31:50
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Birdie :
It could be French fries, mashed potatoes, potato chips… the possibilities are endless!!! Why decide now anyhow? 😁
2022-03-25 22:16:28
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Hannah lucia :
Please don’t tell me this is based on real experiences!? so so sad.. especially “how am I meant to treat your child if i don’t know?” Um like a human!
2022-03-25 22:28:18
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:
Potato is the perfect example of what newborns are like too. Noisy needed potatoes
2022-03-25 22:52:28
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theangriestturtle :
love what you're doing. your videos are excellent
2022-03-25 22:12:06
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𝔠𝔩𝔦𝔭𝔦𝔫𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥𝔰𝔞𝔤𝔢 :
The crab hat has me cackling 😅
2022-03-25 22:15:01
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Chloe :
in my truest, deepest heart this is exactly how I feel. I'm just so terrified of conflict. I get so upset when people ask me what my baby's gender is.
2022-03-25 22:49:43
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@lanealyssa :
Fact. My baby wears whatever is cute. Potato baby.
2022-03-25 23:00:15
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theangriestturtle :
I used to deadass look people in the face and tell them my kids genitals weren’t their business.
2022-03-25 22:11:51
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voolfee :
But how will they know to call them a little spud or a little tatey? 🥔
2022-03-25 23:08:56
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J :
I accidentally misgendered a child yesterday because my small brain couldn't handle that boys can have long hair and I still feel bad 😭
2022-03-25 22:50:03
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alex :
but what sauce is the potato dipped in??? is it ketchup or mustard?
2022-03-26 01:54:56
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EarlGreyChina :
Babies don’t know shit about fuck which is why I’m going to be dressing my future children in whatever’s comfy until they can pick their own clothes.
2022-03-25 22:50:34
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Aemi Daniels 🇨🇦 :
why are people SO obsessed with baby genitalia???
2022-04-03 10:29:58
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That’s Sew Fandom :
I have a little girl and it is so hard not to fall to the trap of telling her how pretty she is. She’d rather be strong than pretty, so that helps 😅
2022-03-26 00:40:44
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Pixie Q :
why do they always want to know what's in the diaper instead of what the potato's name is? "how adorable! what is your potato's name?" why is it hard?
2022-03-25 23:00:59
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Guyusen :
"How do I know how to treat the potato." Treat it like a potato. Dont push arbitrary societal roles on a potato.
2022-03-26 00:12:10
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Rawesome Sauce :
People ask what mine is I ask them to guess. Alternatively, if we have them dressed up as bunny, I just respond with “CLEARLY it’s a bunny”
2022-03-26 08:15:27
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Brianna🍍 :
What’s in that diaper? Um….poop. Maybe some pee
2022-03-25 22:49:38
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Giulia Dardegan :
River watching this when they grow up: "dad, did you compare me to a potato?"
2022-03-30 05:12:58
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finnlehuman :
I've said it regarding clothes when my babies were babies, but it works well generally. they're gender neutral until they can pick their own clothes
2022-03-26 00:51:41
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Ace :
Whats pc
2022-03-25 22:58:54
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💖Arnickah💖 :
What’s in that nappie? *sniff* mashed potatoes
2022-03-26 00:10:58
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ifarminpover_t :
Are you a doctor actively providing the potato medical services? No? Then you don’t need to know what’s in the nappy 🙄
2022-03-25 22:52:32
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@Y2 edt.Game :
I am a Differently Abled Potato 🥔!!!! 😂😂😂😂 💜🧡💯
2022-03-26 00:35:49
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Nebulousstardust :
"how am I supposed to treat your potato if I don't know if it's a girl or a boy?" well, kindly would be preferred. every potato deserves kindness
2022-03-26 05:13:15
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Jessica :
I heard babies described as something like smelly, noisy house plants until they can crawl. lol
2022-03-25 22:53:43
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DeathEmber :
The correct answer for what’s in the diaper is ‘poop’ lmao 😅
2022-03-26 00:52:26
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AlwaysNapTime8 :
The woman who cleaned the hospital rooms miss gendered our daughter because we had her in a gender neutral outfit to take her home in. 1/
2022-03-26 01:37:51
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ember :
Might grow up and be mashed potato 🥔 or Daviled eggs
2022-03-25 22:50:58
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Casey Marlowe :
They wanted to know what genitals a baby has and THEYRE being harassed?
2022-03-26 00:42:38
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Deb :
The looks of confusion when people try to decipher if the dinosaur T-shirt or sparkly sunglasses are their clue.
2022-03-30 10:38:24
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Ami :
I love this. so good
2022-04-19 04:22:30
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🔪🏳️🌈☕frog🐸🍄♂️ :
😂
2022-04-07 03:08:43
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Morgan :
The bottom half of the potato sent me
2022-04-05 03:05:52
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Hayz Wilson :
"I'm a potato 🥔"
2022-03-25 22:25:16
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Milo :
"How will I know which way to be sexist if I don't know your child's genitals?!?"
2022-03-31 10:50:33
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Zombiie🦡🍓Gutzzz :
@ranboosfavoriteglove
2022-03-25 22:54:05
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Beau💋 :
@yourpal_roothie @enbytea
2022-03-25 22:43:16
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NicCole Weinberg :
I loved this, just, so very much 🖤
2022-03-25 22:50:03
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🧘♀️ :
The hardest part of raising children as children, and not by their sex would be explaining it to others 100% 🙄
2022-03-26 02:39:08
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Pres 🤞 :
i’m a potato
2022-03-25 22:52:27
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KiraiFiskbach :
I guessed you would say the bottom half of the potato
2022-03-25 23:07:14
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user2092965790390 :
Wait…. Everyone is ok when a potato wants to be a ninja or a cat.. things they clearly are not… but defining gender is where they draw the line 😳
2022-03-25 22:52:36
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Soy :
Not the Banana Mustache 😂
2022-03-26 01:26:27
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Rezol :
GLaDOS would show them what it REALLY means to be harassed.
2022-03-25 22:53:15
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Shadow :
I want to cook that potato and eat it.. I'm hungry 😂
2022-03-26 00:48:54
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