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Thursday 14 April 2022 14:00:04 GMT
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careylinnorth
Careylin North :
my daughter told me I look like a teeneager.....except for my face.
2022-04-14 14:11:20
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theherbalwitchnextdoor
Emilie🍁🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈 :
Yeah being born in the 19hundreds to my kids is basically the same as medieval times so....yup😂
2022-04-14 14:14:02
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swgahagen
SWG :
My kid asked if I got to meet MLK JR. and if I participated in the Civil Rights Movement. I was born in ‘86. 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️
2022-04-15 01:06:01
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mantis252
Mantis252 :
I'm 30 days from turning 49...thank your kids for making me feel old and 1 foot in the grave. lol
2022-04-14 14:11:33
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faekalyrra
faekalyrra :
Honestly I’ve always thought you looked very young, I would’ve easily said 28
2022-04-15 01:31:04
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tbrown068
Trudy :
My son asked me if I voted for George Washington.
2022-04-15 00:49:04
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ashley_0189
Ashley :
Children can sure hit all the insecurities. Mine thought I was pregnant and old. I’m 38 and not pregnant, just love food 😂😂
2022-04-14 14:14:39
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thelittleburrow
Selene :
I tell all new married couples who are contemplating children, “If you want to be emotionally,mentally,physically abused, and tired everyday go for it
2022-04-14 14:20:51
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sweet.swede81
Bladelius81 :
my kids asked their dad (50 years old) how he coped with driving cars when dinosaurs lived..like didn't they destroy the roads😂😂
2022-04-14 14:25:38
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theimperfectmomma
Imperfect Momma :
my son asked me why my tummy was so squishy. I wanted to blame him but I just walked away. and ate my feelings
2022-04-14 15:40:02
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seriously__unserious
lolod :
ummm 49 is not old... thanks for sharing the insult!
2022-04-14 14:15:55
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stephpippy
Steph pippy🇨🇦 :
your first mistake was asking them how old do you think I am..lol
2022-04-14 16:17:02
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soberstrong4
Alicia :
On top of the medical issues you found out about the other day DAMN!
2022-04-15 01:43:08
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summertimespecter
Summer Storm :
I helped raise my niece and nephew and they were always super kind about my looks and age, your kids are just very tenacious in their sass 😂
2022-04-14 14:05:57
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jennifersilver6
jennifersilver6 :
You don't look a day over 30. Those kids a bad. I blame their mom. 😂😂😂
2022-04-14 14:07:05
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morningsayshello
🩷✨️Mimi✨️🩷 :
ask my one niece and she'll tell you I'm 27. I'll be 45 in a few weeks 🥰 She's my favorite child 😂
2022-04-14 14:26:39
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wanderwithwhimsy
Human Person :
Last week, a 3 year old poked my belly fat and said "Miss Becca, you soft! I like it!" So, thanks? I guess?
2022-04-15 05:22:41
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amylee___
AmyLee___ :
Umm i would be checking their room’s for a copy of your will because it sounds like they have a plan 😂
2022-04-14 14:06:43
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beenebaby78
Beenebaby78 :
My daughter loves to mention how the 90s is “the olden days”…IT IS ONLY 10 YEARS AGO, EXCUSE ME!!
2022-04-17 11:42:39
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krystleblanchard
krystleblanchard :
I teach 4th grade and they do the opposite Ms. Lassere you look like you’re in your 20’s 😂 ok, no homework for you 😅
2022-04-14 14:12:28
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thewidowbotta
al :
We need to be best friends right now! I work in education, I am 1,000 years old everyday. Really. Let’s be friends right now!!
2022-04-17 23:13:49
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honeybee0113
Honeybee0113 :
My daughter once asked me if cups existed when I was a child. I asked her how she thought I drank water and she said “walk to a river or something.”
2022-05-02 11:13:28
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thetacticalnurse_
SunshineSiren :
My spouse taught our son to say that mom is 29…no matter what 😏😏
2022-04-14 14:10:51
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