@damnitmadeline: I am the oracle #fyp #foryoupage #funny #storytime #cc #comedy

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jakeituntilyoumakeit
Jake of All Trades :
Glad you’re okay but you’re not gonna link the ranch lady?
2022-07-19 23:34:22
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amanda_sue16
Amanda :
@🍔Ash loves condiments🍔 😂
2022-07-19 23:40:23
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systemmalfunct
Zephyr :
I'm so glad you're okay. This means you can link us the ranch lady.
2022-07-19 23:37:37
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kimberlinblaine
Kimberlin Blaine :
Wait I need the ranch video though.
2022-07-19 23:37:00
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apoxhouse
NotThatGuy :
summer might be giving you too much freetime...lol
2022-07-19 23:39:53
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loveurhairhopeuwin
@loveurhairhopeuwin :
If @eegees didn’t win the ranch-off, she’s wrong. Glad you’re OK tho!
2022-07-19 23:36:21
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angbrat180
Shelly 💙 :
Literally me eating a hard boiled egg about 20 minutes ago.
2022-07-19 23:38:12
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crispy985
user4263123174704 :
Where is the ranch video 😭
2022-07-19 23:40:35
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marz_mission
Avery Marshall :
Spookily early. Glad to hear you're not dead tho
2022-07-19 23:40:13
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tonykilljoy
Tony Killjoy :
If only it was lava…
2022-07-19 23:40:52
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sodramaticsarah
SoDramaticSarah :
“Pure liquid saliva” as opposed to solid saliva? 😂❤️
2022-07-20 00:08:39
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stayatinyarmygvf
Lacee Elizabeth :
The comments pass the Midwest vibe check 😂
2022-07-19 23:41:46
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breadandroses4us
H :
Ok so great news! Ya can’t die from choking on water or saliva! It eventually just slides down the back of your throat. This comforts me
2022-07-21 16:33:23
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spellitwithani
Britt :
This is why I can't eat frosted mini wheats.
2022-07-20 18:53:44
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griefbekind
Peacekeeper@65 :
I understand
2022-07-21 16:07:27
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littlemissy78
Littlemissy78 :
I had a moment like this choking on a piece of gum in Walmart. All I could think was please don’t let this be how I die. In the Kids clothing section
2022-07-21 15:25:56
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eddie777s
Eddie M :
which Ranch was the good Ranch tho?
2022-07-21 07:35:05
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ejhall03
ejhall03 :
with a straw tho????
2022-07-21 05:42:29
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akawesomeness47
Amanda Knox :
I saw that video too also I am gonna die the same way.
2022-07-21 05:25:51
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tmaphmi
thedish :
always remember, if you can cough, you can breathe.
2022-07-21 05:01:15
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graysonrgarrick
Grayson Garrick :
White Claw with a straw…I love it
2022-07-21 04:03:57
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margarita_marge
MargaritaMarge :
I may or may not have done this two videos before this one 😳 tik tok is listening
2022-07-21 03:34:10
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unrulyugene
unrulygreen3 :
to help clear up the after clog effect, I usually tilt my head to stretch the neck near/at the throat tickle, then cough. it usually angles it out
2022-07-21 01:09:18
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fr3ckl3fac3d
Fr3ckl3Fac3d 🏳️‍🌈🌈🏳️‍🌈 :
This is the single most relatable video I've ever seen. Thank you
2022-07-21 00:25:01
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chrissssunshine
ChrisssSunshine☀️ :
I almost choke to death on my own salivia, or air like 2x a day. It baffles people and myself
2022-07-20 23:46:00
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haltdiefresseingo
haltdiefresseingo :
I too sometimes choke on my own saliva, makes me feel like I'm too dumb to live😅
2022-08-09 06:45:23
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boomboom_hotpants
B Gerig381 :
I almost died by inhaling hard boiled egg yolk..that’s EXACTLY how I felt. 😱😩
2022-07-21 16:48:33
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fat_girl_dancing
pennywhistle :
i had the same experience with an exceptionally large bite of chicken
2022-07-21 17:22:58
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hankroland
hankroland :
This is a long way from rating the states
2022-07-21 17:59:37
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kelseybee55
Kelseybee :
I tried to choke last night too!
2022-07-21 21:18:06
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blue_rob
blue_rob :
Is there solid saliva!?
2022-07-22 01:50:20
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hicks___
Steve H :
when I lived alone, I feared choking. who's coming to help me!
2022-07-22 12:54:37
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teemee96
TeeMee :
I hate to admit how many times I choke on my own saliva.
2022-07-24 22:08:53
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grneyes222
TiredTeacher25 :
This happens to me often because they took out my uvula.
2022-07-25 11:48:13
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allisonrochester20
Allison Rochester :
I always choke on my own spit 😂 that’ll def be what gets me
2022-07-26 03:22:09
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ms_brooke07
Brooke 🦊 :
The fact that I just watched that same video but did not choke but now fear I will next time bc this may be a sign. 😳
2022-07-26 14:35:12
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sggmom62
Kathryn :
And now we will not lay flat whilst drinking a liquid, especially one that is carbonated...lolol
2022-07-28 05:11:18
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leahashleigh468
Leah :
Ok I did this in my sleep, woke up couldn’t breath and to figure out what happened I googled “why did my mouth try to drown me in my sleep” 😅
2022-07-29 14:09:46
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katie__lee_
Katie :
I experienced that with a Funyun a few years ago…that is how I will leave this world
2022-07-31 02:43:52
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nova_pb_and_j
Nova :
I know what you mean. There’s a better than 50-50 chance I’m going to die falling down some stairs. In a decade or three from now.
2022-08-06 23:03:34
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yesthatowen
Owen :
Texas road house ranch >>>>>>>>>>
2022-07-20 00:09:13
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irishrice146
Irishrice :
Omg I saw the ranch video too 😂 it was amazing
2022-07-19 23:37:01
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ravnus2021
Greg :
I’m getting shanked in a movie theater. Don’t fear the Reaper 👻
2022-07-19 23:40:53
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ossifragerage
ossifrage :
PLEASE LINK THE RANCH LADY
2022-07-19 23:41:12
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cosmic.corvus
Corvus :
I taught myself the self-heimlich for this reason (ʘᴗʘ✿) I'll probably be finnnnnne.
2022-07-19 23:41:24
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ulharr
Ulharr :
time to go sky diving! you know that's not the way you'll go
2022-07-19 23:41:33
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amanduhhhhhplease
Amanda in Kentucky :
I saw this video too 😂😂😂😂😂
2022-07-19 23:41:36
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tenorgreco
Tenor Greco :
I’ve had a few “so this is it” moments too.
2022-07-19 23:42:11
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paulapostolos
PaulApostolos :
With a straw!
2022-07-19 23:42:16
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