@fatty_long_legs: Replying to @iveybluesea I am a benevolent and benificent, pink-pants-wearing dictator. #funny #parenting #storytime #comedy #sarcasm

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amber_thecolorofmyenergy
Amberisthecolorofmyenergy :
I remember when my girls were 5 and 3, they were afraid of a monster in their room. I said “who’s scarier mommy or the monster?” They said mommy and
2022-07-27 23:24:29
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aluv2sing
April :
I fucking love you and your content!! You're awesome!! ❤️
2022-07-27 23:32:50
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momsplaining8
Jenn :
Your street cred with those kids is awe inspiring 🤣 I can’t compete and feel like a failure 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣
2022-07-27 23:20:18
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heather_evans7
heather_rioux :
Been committed for breakdowns (a few times) and all I have to say to my kids is “do I need to pull out my crazy” and the immediately act right😬🤣
2022-07-28 04:37:27
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sarameyn
Sara 💙🧡 :
Dude… my ex and I raised our kid the same way… no battles…
2022-07-27 23:17:38
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mommahorsetales
Nicole :
I am deathly...deathly afraid to go back" 😂😂😂😂
2022-07-28 00:29:48
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cardmargaret
Carley :
I hear “pick your battles” and I’m instantly “No, I pick all the battles and I win” because if it’s worth battling there’s 100% a reason for it ♥️ya!
2022-07-28 06:37:33
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codenamepotato92
Code Name Potato :
Note to self make up jail back story to tell future children. Got it ty! 🥰😂
2022-07-28 16:23:48
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3guysandakate
Kate Alces-MacNeil :
I am no one of consequence. I have followed you since the beginning on here, I think. You make me smile and inspire me to keep pushing through.
2022-07-27 23:28:06
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billiejean1313
user9098456280208 :
🧐didn’t sound like an iron fist when it hit the table!! 😏
2022-07-27 23:39:48
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alilorena406
🌻 Ali 🌻 :
This is the level of parenting I'm here for 😂 My son knows not to test my crazy,others yes but not mine.He's the best though so it must be working🥰
2022-07-28 05:22:27
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ginae620
Gina :
I mean, you really are about that life. They know!! 😂😂😂
2022-07-27 23:43:21
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foodandbooze79
K Brown :
Same, but on dates. I make it clear I have been to prison. Also terrifying to go back. But no one needs that info.
2022-07-27 23:25:57
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robertofwinnipeg
Robert Leiper :
There’s no battles if you win by default
2022-07-28 01:20:47
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