John Green
Region: US
Tuesday 16 August 2022 18:05:19 GMT
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Not Evan Krentz :
Can we get “smartest car in the squid shirts?”
2022-08-16 18:09:37
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Nick Sloan :
A group of cars is called a squid
2022-08-16 18:22:01
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maddie :
video: 🚗💨 john: 🦑
2022-08-16 18:21:44
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bestie_emmie :
“what i think is known in the cars ‘verse as a…. proper issue” PLEASE
2022-08-16 18:08:44
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seraph :
(To the tune of All Star by Smashmouth) I AINT THE SMARTEST CAR IN THE SQUID~
2022-08-16 18:23:15
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AGD :
People are probs currently thinking the Green bros are losing it…but I’ve been around since their 2008 online presence 😂
2022-08-16 18:22:58
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TicklishGunn :
As a kid reading Looking for Alaska in one sitting, to later working as a copywriter for BeamNG, I LOVE this unlikely crossover of my life experiences
2022-08-16 19:01:46
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Miss Fiction :
as a reigning cars vs things enthusiast… john green is kinda comin for my bit
2022-08-16 22:32:27
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joeynardone3 :
waiting for John's upcoming children's novel: the smartest car in the squid
2022-08-16 18:09:55
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Jadin (they/she) :
I haven’t audible laughed this hard at a tiktok in a long time John thank you
2022-08-16 18:13:24
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Broken at Best :
the amount of time it took me to realize who this was 😂🥰
2022-08-16 18:46:15
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Sammy :
John and the cyber truck have the relationship I want to have
2022-08-16 18:16:12
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J :
I believe in your survival
2022-08-16 18:07:22
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aselin :
John isn’t your most famous line “okay?” “okay”
2022-08-17 02:18:32
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Panic 🍉 :
Would being unexpectedly drenched in raw sewage be worse than expectedly being drenched?
2022-08-16 18:45:45
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MollyWobbles ☺️ :
You sound a little less stuffy today! Improvement? Also this cars/commentary is exactly what I needed.
2022-08-16 18:07:44
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hatedmilkmachine :
🧠 🚗 🦑
2022-08-16 18:20:16
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Noah Stolee :
john, your iconic catchphrase per covid case ratio is THROUGH. THE. ROOF.
2022-08-16 21:38:30
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Sam Van Orden :
Smartest car in the squid is going straight into my vocab
2022-08-16 19:42:16
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grace :
smartest car in ~the squid~
2022-08-16 18:11:07
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Kayley :
For the longest time I thought it was "I fell in love the same way you get in the pool. Slowly, and then all at once."
2022-08-16 21:04:17
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sofia s :
my favorite part of these videos has been the lacroix cans slowly accumulating behind you 💀💀💀
2022-08-16 18:21:02
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virus enthusiast :
JOHN WHY ARE THERE THREE LACROIX CANS
2022-08-17 01:31:57
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emilee :
These videos make me so happy
2022-08-16 21:51:03
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jellyfish.fingernail :
I aim to be the smartest car in the squid. 🦑
2022-08-16 19:05:23
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QuintinGell :
It’s the lacroix cans in the background for me
2022-08-16 23:40:44
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irritatedbunny109 :
i like thinking there are people who only know john as the cars vs influencer
2022-08-18 03:26:18
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Paige :
Wait do you still have Covid from vid con, did you get it the second time, or are these prerecorded?
2022-08-16 19:18:55
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Terry :
Can you sneak that into a book
2022-08-17 01:49:10
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Karen Thornton :
I did not realize you were John green until you said “fell in love how you fall asleep” and even then I said you didn’t write that that’s John green
2022-08-17 02:07:44
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pamgrace18 :
Between this series and hank going full crab in his most recent tiktok I think we’ve reached my favorite era of green brothers history
2022-08-17 00:10:43
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Ragan :
Yes! Giving the people the content they crave!
2022-08-16 19:34:50
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🤍 Krystal 🤍 :
smartest car in the squid 😌🤚🏼
2022-08-16 18:08:38
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C :
My favorite line of yours: “you’re so busy being you that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are”
2022-08-17 01:55:35
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Polymonith :
He avoided the tangled mess of life like the smartest car in the squid
2022-08-17 03:19:25
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psych0_gaming :
John’s trynna hit a word limit with these vids
2022-08-17 05:08:21
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MinnieMouth :
It took me an embarrassing amount of time watching this “series” not realizing this was John Green.
2022-08-17 00:57:15
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Nerdfightermom :
It is always the cybertruck that drives around
2022-08-16 18:30:51
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Emma :
I can’t believe i’m watching an expert at work this is crazy 🤯
2022-08-16 18:17:43
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lily grace :
the squid??
2022-08-16 18:09:38
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Not Evan Krentz :
10/10 content
2022-08-16 18:06:59
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Joey :
I'm sorry you don't feel well, but I'm loving the cars vs content lol
2022-08-17 00:17:50
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Katie 📚 :
The la croix graveyard is really selling this for me
2022-08-18 17:26:38
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Sabrina :
Squid
2022-08-16 18:45:40
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