@nopanicbutton: At least I'll have a place to keep all my damn quail now. #taxreturn #itgoesfast #caniatleastgetabigmacnextyear?

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dainbramage7
dainbramage7 :
“Sabretooth crotch crickets” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
2023-02-08 21:45:45
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undiegetic
Robert Francis McMahan :
my wife spends 32k without talking to me and I'm calling a divorce lawyer
2023-02-08 23:40:21
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syanyde87
Syanyde 🤍🦋 :
had me rolling at sabertooth crotch crickets
2023-02-08 23:45:46
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appalachianamber
AppalachianAmber :
He didn’t tell you that the $7000 was the goats and a mini cow to accessorize the barn!
2023-02-08 22:29:59
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riverbrian
riverbrian :
now, depending on what she grows, it could be a very lucrative greenhouse
2023-02-08 21:59:08
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lykaiosfury51
Lykaios Fury :
I lost it at SABER TOOTH CROTCH CRICKETS!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2023-02-08 21:56:07
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argetni
Brenton Mucklow :
these are the moments in which you have to ask yourself how much you love your wife.
2023-02-08 22:07:03
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mr.pierrefashion
Mr.PierreFashion :
I'm told we should collaborate...
2023-02-08 21:53:38
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thegrandwizardoftiktok
TheGrandWizardofTiktok :
"Saber tooth crotch cricket" THIS WILL BE MY NEW INSULT FOREVER!!!!
2023-02-09 02:30:17
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yaboy_phatman_supreme
Daulton Johnson :
i did my tax returnes and im only getting 50 dollars
2023-02-13 01:23:22
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ophiliac
ophiliac13 :
Lmaaao saber tooth crotch crickets…yaaaas
2023-02-08 21:48:26
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strongmanfrank
Strongman Frank - 💪 Coach :
😂😂😂 my belly hurts laughing 😂😂
2023-02-08 21:58:41
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roseiquartz
Roseiquartz Makeup & SPFX :
The apron is a mood 😂
2023-02-09 15:45:17
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catfish_chris
catfish :
spent your entire tax return plus 7000? i would be saying no more shmexy time for her for a LONG time
2023-02-08 21:54:02
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vroomped
Vroomped 🏳️‍⚧️ :
not just crabs, lobster. actual sea lobsters
2023-02-08 23:44:43
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mr_monster2466
Mr_Monster2466 :
I know how that is my ex took all my money all the time
2023-02-08 21:51:39
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rlockm1
RLOCKM1 :
“Sabretooth crotch crickets”… 🤣🤣🤣 I haven’t heard that in forever!!!
2023-02-09 01:40:07
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rsan88
Rsan :
I know this joke but how many people suffer at the hands of their significant others when it comes to stuff like this
2023-02-23 15:43:16
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rokuthegoldenwarrior
rokuthegoldenwarrior :
my anger could never
2023-02-08 21:47:48
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waverave32
WaveRave32 :
I know it's just hypothetical/ a story but, the fact that she used it all without talking to you first is a huge red flag.
2023-02-09 19:10:03
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massachusettsplumber
Massachusetts Plumber :
That better be growing pot to recover all that cash haha
2023-02-09 01:21:19
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webratjen
webratjen :
sabre-tooth croch crickets needs to be in my vocabulary. thank you!
2023-02-08 22:39:08
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brotherrat9721
Vulkan :
man I would have been livid at her.
2023-02-08 23:05:38
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michaelmcnulty62
Mike🇨🇦 :
bahahah, sabertooth crotch crickets lmao
2023-02-08 21:45:34
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soul_crush93
SoulCrush93 :
actually just saw the General response and was trying to figure what friend they were asking for
2023-02-08 21:50:46
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bethanyangelstar
Bethany Angelstar 🇨🇦 :
My husband and I have a rule in the house…any purchases over $50 that isn’t important for the house gets discussed first before anything gets bought.
2023-02-09 01:06:38
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cookin.with.z
Cookin.with.Z :
😂😂😂😂😂 The last part had me to tears
2023-02-09 01:49:28
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mrod6840
user1009111358624 :
I thought you were going to say "like actual Malacostraca."
2023-02-09 04:47:12
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shiddenpuupin
Shiddenpüpin :
Divorce
2023-02-09 04:00:26
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charlies_strangelife
Charlie :
I need someone to draw that 😂 crabs/ saber tooth crotch crickets 😂
2023-02-09 04:32:08
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frenchyyn
Frenchyy :
i really hope this is just a skit...cuz otherwise...youre awefully calm for someone that just went 32k in the red 😳
2023-02-08 22:22:40
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c4pt41nc4v3m4n
Bobby :
she'd be working all that off... ESPECIALLY not discussing it first
2023-02-08 22:27:18
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lorrainecummins1
Raine :
so that's illegal. that was money for his business. he was going to use it to better his business and she went personal
2023-03-02 23:35:37
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chronosatan
Dasavar :
Sounds like a little more money is needed for a divorce lawyer cause that’s unacceptable
2023-02-09 02:24:13
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texassasquatch
TexasSasquatch :
I think if we make "sabertooth crotch cricket tshirts we can raise enough to recoup the extra 7k
2023-02-09 02:20:02
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jaunusender
JaunusEnder :
in Minnesota it's too cold for crabs so people get lobsters.
2023-02-09 02:17:53
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thephantombarry
Larry Barry :
idk if this is real but if it is she sounds very controlling.
2023-02-08 22:01:04
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mickyhug2
Michael Hughes6792 :
😅i know i would and have spent 90% of my money on my man but that right there has divorce written on it
2023-02-08 22:17:08
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n0scru8s
Emily Mitchell :
say sike rn she did NOT
2023-02-09 04:47:28
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stupidiswhatstupiddoes01
99% of people are stupid :
Fuck that.
2023-02-08 22:00:50
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hecate8842
Wendi Hayes :
and that I did my job but I fucked up some how, is my week right now 🫤
2023-02-08 22:43:23
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fourthwallpnr
fourthwallpnr :
Saber tooth crotch crickets is going to be a new go to for me!
2023-02-08 23:21:36
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not_him_or_that_guy
That Guy :
it's not my fault, proceeds to say how it is 😂
2023-02-09 01:15:59
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nightpoetrob
Night Poet Rob :
I just saw a video with the term saber tooth crotch crickets. I love this
2023-02-09 01:09:22
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hairyoctopuss
HairyOctopuss :
Make sure and carve out a section of that greenhouse for... "other" plants.
2023-02-08 22:16:04
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anaveragemexican
AnAverageHuman :
"Sabertooth Crotch Crickets." That sounds nightmare fuel...
2023-02-08 21:58:34
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artemis_sharpclaw
good vibes skellator :
on the upside you won't need to visit Walmarts produce depo
2023-02-08 22:51:30
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elric_the_geologist
Elric the geologist :
I'd start returning it all.
2023-02-09 00:14:57
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