@pardon_mi: Replying to @wittierthanthou very serious advice #academia #job #jobmarket #cv #advice #heretohelp

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historiancaro
historiancaro :
This is why I’m currently constructing my own Frankenstein’s monster to apply for jobs while I finish writing
2023-02-13 14:28:32
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profmaxwell
Professor Maxwell :
Completely reasonable advice.
2023-02-13 19:50:37
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binayocheved
bina | בינה :
✏️✏️✏️so when committing the murders, is it best to go big or stay small & unnoticeable?
2023-02-14 02:15:27
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fossilsndcoffee
Fossilsndcoffee :
The real troubling part is sometimes tenured faculty leave (for whatever reason😉) and that line just evaporates
2023-02-13 14:30:20
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taylorswiftachilles
Lily M. Lamadrid :
Maybe you and @Dr. Casey Fiesler could do a crossover episode? About murder.
2023-02-13 14:20:02
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carluce13
David :
Makes me wonder if SWs cannon about Sith Masters being killed by their apprentices is based on PHDs trying to get tenure positions?
2023-02-13 15:02:38
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potiusmori1
William Ro :
frankly, without the job market search it's challenging to find the focus to really set up those academic job market opportunities for yourself
2023-02-13 15:12:42
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lefrancotexan
lefrancotexan :
Murder ✍🏼 people ✍🏼 for ✍🏼 tenure ✍🏼 lines ✍🏼. Got it!
2023-02-13 20:49:43
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artisannerd
ArtisanNerd :
finally some useful academic career advice!
2023-02-13 23:59:44
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notverypedestrian69
Paul :
Doc, I just want you to know that these days there are some excellent decaffeinated options that taste just as good as regular coffee.
2023-02-13 22:00:40
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mcwhadden
Elizabeth Barret2410 :
It’s tough but you are exhausted today so you don’t have to be tomorrow.
2023-02-13 15:09:46
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tentaclemadestudios
tentaclemadestudios :
*starts for-hire assassination company to open up tenure lines*
2023-02-13 19:18:45
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keshalyi
J G :
This is why class privilege is so insidious: rich folks can afford to take out a hit
2023-02-28 03:27:46
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professormeredith
ProfessorMeredith :
*takes notes*
2023-02-13 21:20:51
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salotroy
Sal O’Troy :
So it’s proactive, is there a number you have to hit? Do you focus on history adjacent only or do you do favors to applicants to your school?
2023-02-13 19:08:33
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blaze7498
Blaze7498 :
As VTM Player I say eat the elders and absorb their powers and knowledge. More eco friendly .
2023-02-13 21:29:07
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allienotalex
allienotalex :
why I abandoned academia 😂
2023-02-13 17:25:54
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wren.likethebird
wren :
this is an incredibly reasonable proposal
2023-02-13 22:14:55
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doktor_robert
Doktor Robert :
OR: You could just show up at a conference, take the first postdoc offer somebody offers, and go on the job market two to three years later.
2023-02-13 23:16:15
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ariboarts
ariboarts1 :
😂😂😂😂
2023-02-13 23:39:20
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noshdroog
jd :
before clicking through I honestly thought this was about that other ABD that was in the news recently
2023-02-13 17:19:50
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cytherean56
Gabe Eggers :
Seems reasonable to me.
2023-02-14 00:35:43
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dissoilogoi
Protagoras :
u are optimistic about deans replacing unalived tenured lines
2023-02-14 01:16:46
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bailorg
Bailorg :
So that was the problem with my job hunts 😂
2023-02-14 01:31:12
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alpaca_andina
alpaca :
so you have to kill someone while writting such as they die after you finish the presentation?
2023-02-13 16:18:31
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thetimetravelingcreative
Time Traveling Archaeo 🇮🇪 :
I’m two years out but always taking notes from the professionals. Is it best to keep the murder subtle? Or flashy to advertise your availability?
2023-02-15 10:55:21
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moviesandheists
Bueller - Movies & Heists :
😂
2023-02-23 23:55:27
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l337chicken
David :
True. murder is a tool of job-seeking in academia 😁
2023-02-13 14:47:41
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chelseacterrell
Chelsea Terrell :
This is not how I thought it would go.
2023-02-28 17:32:39
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