@justinhermancomedy: Texas was being PEAK TEXAS #texas #standupcomedy #consent #heckler #crowdwork #standup #toxicmasculinity #jokes #tiktokcomedyclub

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missy_hansen
Lis :
As a girl in Texas, *sigh*
2023-03-03 04:08:23
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sprankles42
Sprinkles :
if we listen, they always tell on themselves
2023-03-03 15:47:12
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ceramicmonkeys
Pan :
when I was 21 I had a friend say "I don't think I can sleep with the drunk girl" and I said "yeah it's just so clumsy and no fun." wrong answer.
2023-03-03 14:20:50
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ashleighpolisky
Ashleigh Polisky :
his date suddenly questioning their future together
2023-03-03 16:25:39
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greenthumb69nice
Kitty :
I like picking them up and tucking them in on my couch so I know they have a safe place to sleep it off
2023-03-03 13:58:53
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user1.800.558.0005
👄 :
I definitely heard "I like picking up drunk girls at bars" so I can understand the audience concern
2023-03-03 16:13:52
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graciela2954
Grace The Well-Known Troll :
Thanks for calling that out.
2023-03-03 15:23:29
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mc.villan
Lillian.Mc.Villian :
"see me after class"
2023-03-03 12:12:48
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krystalree12
Krystalree :
I really hope he wasn’t there on a date.
2023-03-03 15:11:59
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max_lit_a_fire
Max Litvak :
Unless you trust her to drive 10 miles through a city with you unbuckled in the passenger seat, she’s too drunk
2023-03-03 03:34:57
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thechelsearn
Chelsea :
THANK YOU FOR CALLING THIS OUT! Forensic nurse here!
2023-03-03 17:07:59
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imapotateo
Tate Freeman :
That'd be Texas. 😳
2023-03-03 03:37:10
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highdesertheathens
HighDesertHeathens :
It’s funny… but also not funny 😳
2023-03-03 15:07:05
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theeraofsara
Sara :
As a Texas lady, sounds pretty accurate
2023-03-03 16:27:34
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atlasjbones
AJ :
the way he probably thought people were going to be thinking what he was thinking, and they laughed instead... I hope he learned something
2023-03-04 01:38:50
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jodimajorminor
🖤 Jodi 🖤 :
Men will understand consent as soon as you bring their chocolate starfish into the situation
2023-03-03 19:40:32
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jennyloujewell
Jenn Jewell :
The laughter is more concerning to me.
2023-03-03 11:12:43
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badassfm
ThatGirl :
If you were in Deep Elum you may have found the serial r*pist that the police have no interest in finding 🙄
2023-03-03 15:48:11
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livingstonlive
spangledl :
bro said What..like that's the only time he gets a lady. yikes. good to call that one out
2023-03-05 03:20:42
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bergg22
Bergg22 :
Yep, that tracks. 🙄
2023-03-03 14:44:14
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rhi_for_short
Rhiannon Calvillo :
Sighs in Texan. Pretty on par though. 😔
2023-03-03 18:38:49
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sara_mofo
Sara Mo-Fo :
Omggggggg
2023-03-03 03:09:13
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nini.knows
Nini 🌻 :
Texas boys, if a girl is under the influence she legally can’t consent since her thinking is impaired and if you have sex, according to Texas law, you
2023-03-03 16:05:30
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adlemerl
Adrien :
I just want to cry.
2023-03-04 00:34:54
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_jeanie_bear
jeaniesjoyfuljourney :
As a girl in Texas that was assaulted for saying no👏 it’s so sad
2023-03-03 17:39:24
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nymphtendo
Mattie Cave :
😳😳😳yeah....I'm not surprised either...I can't wait to get out of TX😅
2023-03-04 05:44:45
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rachel.theresa2
Theresa R :
🚩
2023-03-03 22:09:40
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cheletseley
cheletseley :
So proud. In TX and my HUSBAND won’t do anything with me while I’m drunk. Lol
2023-03-03 17:07:42
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jard4761
Just A Random Dood :
well... glad the rest of the audience is with you 😅😅
2023-03-03 16:20:00
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just_a_girl_and_her_pup
Just_A_Girl_&_Her_Pup :
This app constantly reminds me that we (as a society) don’t do enough to teach, and ensure people understand, consent.
2023-03-03 22:08:39
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dr.anarchy1995
Dr.Anarchy12FU :
i also wish i was surprised
2023-03-06 00:48:50
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ciremo
Cirem :
Texas will sadly always be peak Texas.
2023-03-06 06:52:57
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mimihogg1337
Shmeemzz :
Perfect timing on that “wut?” 😂😂
2023-03-06 14:48:51
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mousxia
xia :
I'm confused, bc I said what too, as in why would he say that in the first place? obviously you dont pick up drunk people and they cant consent, what?
2023-03-04 06:04:36
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anastasia_logan
Anastasia Logan :
🙃
2023-03-03 18:30:23
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briar.hoes
briar :
Good luck to his date
2023-03-03 20:10:11
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theretrofarmher
Jalynn :
eep Dallas too. 😳
2023-03-03 17:59:02
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goblinfella
Little Gob :
thank you for the absolute bare minimum, it's very sexy of you (this sounds sarcastic but unfortunately I do mean it)
2023-03-03 22:15:48
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nickventura27
Nick Ventura :
@tanglepelt
2023-03-03 00:37:36
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beakermoose
Beakermoose :
Actually in Texas it's illegal if she's had any alcohol. Can't consent if under the influence period
2023-03-07 08:39:14
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theashes9292
theashes9292 :
...he looks like That!?! and he's a funny and nice!? dear Lord. Pray for us women. The thirst... 😍
2023-03-04 04:26:00
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emma.caroline26
Emma (Taylor’s Version) :
I hope he misheard bc I did the first time and I was like wait what
2023-03-06 04:44:24
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jjtacos
Jenica :
top tier guy, most guys don't understand
2023-03-03 23:58:33
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aphost
Aphos :
Well that’s the kind of men you get if you vote Republican
2023-03-04 01:30:06
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tania.amelia
tania.amelia :
Dang wish this was shareable this needs to go on my stories 😅
2023-03-03 22:34:45
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