@ameliasamson: I cannot believe he hasn’t been swooped up yet

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Tuesday 07 March 2023 23:20:45 GMT
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mronetapdirtnap
Zach (Getter of Buckets) :
Tinder gotta start advertising therapy hotlines fr
2023-03-07 23:55:08
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baguettebrett
Brett :
it's hard to even say " hey I'm normal" without sounding like a pick me when the bar is this far into the dirt
2023-03-07 23:33:36
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missgwolf
missgwolf :
don't you kind of want to message them just to mess with them
2023-03-08 00:10:15
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bluulady
Bluulady 🇨🇭 :
It‘s great when they write down all their 🚩 in the description👌🏻 makes it easier for me to filter out
2023-03-08 13:34:17
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wfhm2013
WFHM2013 :
Man I just can’t understand why he is still single… it’s a true mystery
2023-03-07 23:36:19
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msgfarb
Msgfarb :
I think a fun series to do would be to act out the thought process of writing their profiles…as though they think they are writing brilliant stuff.
2023-03-08 00:28:58
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humanhickory
HumanHickory :
that's probably accurate, since we'll outlive them, and then have the rest of our lives to enjoy ourselves
2023-03-08 00:13:40
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belladonnab.tch
Belladonna :
I will and do enjoy my cats.
2023-03-08 00:03:15
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ulfhethnar
StarryWisdomCult :
6’4… 5’11 at most
2023-03-08 01:53:57
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courseitsagoodidea
eeeeagle :
the way you just casually say "most of are used"
2023-03-08 00:14:26
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germaninalabama
Kris :
My favorite part of these is you acting out the emojis.
2023-03-07 23:43:22
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naniinowo
nanii :
Why is their ”ABOUT ME” often not about them in the slightest
2023-03-08 07:28:55
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circe_witch_of_aiaia
Circe_Witch_Of_Aiaia :
it just screaaams insecurity 😂
2023-03-19 12:27:59
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michelle32405
Michelle324 :
“Here’s what a cat looks like 🐈 “ that needs to be a bumper sticker
2023-03-07 23:30:10
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breannenugent
breannenugent :
It’s a SHOCK he’s single
2023-03-19 15:42:27
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strawberries_yogurt
Luci♡ :
@Jordin Bezabih 💀💀💀
2023-04-10 17:05:07
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angelofblackflame
Michael Holmes :
😂 let me guess? He really loves Andrew Tate and Tucker Carlson
2023-03-07 23:34:31
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tienroberts
Robert :
I'd bet all my money he calls himself a nice guy and says that's why hes single
2023-03-07 23:30:54
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jessiecowan
Jessie Cowan :
He didn't finish his first sentence. nine out of 10 of us will die alone and happy! 😏
2023-03-08 03:25:00
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stareindy
magical donut :
comedy just means they have really bad takes and brush them off as jokes whenever pressured 😂
2023-03-08 02:01:07
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wherearethetostitos
wherearethetostitos :
When most men speak, I also wish I wasn't sober.
2023-03-07 23:27:28
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ebonymingo670
Ebony Mingo670 :
They really do be like this thooooo
2023-03-07 23:40:00
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redundant_man_man
Redundant man man redundancy :
The emoji impression was perfect lol
2023-03-07 23:41:31
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resentfulbaby
resentfulbaby :
I like that he’s implying that living with cats is less desirable than dating a rude piece of shit
2023-03-07 23:46:36
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bheatz22
Brooke HP :
Why are these men convinced we want their approval? I'm not going to prove you wrong because I don't care about your opinion
2023-03-09 01:23:00
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lexicondevotee
lexicondevotee :
“Enjoy your cat” like I’m sorry this fuzzy creature that shits in a box and vomits fur all the time is better company than you 🤷🏻‍♀️
2023-03-08 02:12:48
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mrakinari
Jan ✌ :
After reading this I have the urge to form a taskforce to find #10 and save her. He makes dying alone attractive lol.
2023-03-12 14:22:40
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maebrn
Maë :
Genuinely wondering if they think they’re gonna get anyone to match with them or…?
2023-03-20 13:13:59
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kendricks009
Kim Hendricks :
@zoey_hendricks
2023-03-20 12:23:04
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sassafrassfisher
Sara :
Oh he sounds dreadful.
2023-03-07 23:34:30
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vicolopez17
vicolopez :
gee what a catch
2023-03-07 23:41:30
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silkisilk
silk✨ :
@ratkingtwitch aber warum der cat hate :(
2023-03-14 09:22:39
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lara32299
Lara :
Man he really said he hates all women. Closet is glass
2023-03-20 11:58:34
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jusbkind
YBother :
I’m watching as I’m cuddling with my cat comfortably while ignoring calls and texts from men who wants to date me 😂
2023-03-07 23:40:02
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saruchis_tiktok
Saruchis :
Eso tiene que ser un chiste. No creo que alguien ponga eso en un perfil. 😳
2023-03-25 19:09:07
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sayheybri
sayheybri :
This series deserves every award in cinema history 😂 I love these
2023-03-08 11:15:20
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kitchengem
Gemma H :
Yep will be happy enjoying my cats 🐈 😂😂
2023-03-19 15:26:43
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pnwbecca
Rebecca R :
Men out here trying to convince us we aren’t choosing to be alone. 🐈
2023-03-08 03:39:59
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meowtsetung
MeowZedong :
Here I always thought we all died alone. But now I’m hopeful I might be in that 10% 🥰
2023-03-08 01:02:44
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bereal.marc
Marc ☭ :
I beg your to tell me that this is a parody… I’m losing faith
2023-03-20 11:44:42
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awkwardtiger13
ScarletRose :
I think...I'd always pick a cat over any man. ANY...man..
2023-03-10 04:56:23
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sherbtiktokin
SherBTiktokin :
that shirt! 😂
2023-03-16 23:02:08
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midnight.snxcc
J~🪻 :
“Is that your laugh” 😭😭😭
2023-03-14 10:58:30
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petiteinquirer
petiteinquirer :
Little buddy’s got some big feelings
2023-03-09 03:04:41
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millennial_trashpanda
Kendra :
Every single dude with these types of profiles call themselves, "nice guys" who somehow have nothing but "crazy" exes. 👀
2023-03-07 23:41:50
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bluewinters4
BlueWinters4 :
indian men were liking me and texting me asking if i want to do it with them... i asked if they read my bio... they answered yes. but i doubt it---
2023-03-08 18:41:46
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lindasroses
Linda-Rose Michel :
Woooooow, shocker he is not matching…………………..
2023-03-13 09:00:01
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