expiredglutenfreebread
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Sunday 12 March 2023 21:31:37 GMT
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Alias :
I yeeted the ovaries, uterus, and cervix. Never been so grateful for a dead end. 😂
2023-03-12 22:17:59
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Khalibats :
egg whites are perfect they don't even have the parts that could have been alive 😏
2023-03-12 21:53:30
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Grimm :
There’s gotta be a name for the kinds of people who without fail PROVE YOUR ORIGINAL POSITION
2023-03-12 21:51:48
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Isaiah :
I showed this to my friend and his reaction was realizing eggs are chicken periods.
2023-03-12 21:53:12
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Blondie McEyepatch :
I have not laughed this hard in DAYS. Thank you 🥰😂😂
2023-03-12 21:49:57
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We can’t have nice things :
Why do people who obviously couldn’t even catch your gaze IRL let alone warrant an opinion of value to ponder always insult under “userbunchofnumbers”
2023-03-19 02:59:13
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Danny Neou :
honestly I look up to you
2023-03-12 21:50:54
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absolutelyhelvete :
This is the best response lol
2023-03-12 21:40:07
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Steve :
who can afford eggs in this economy?
2023-03-12 22:03:16
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Dan Steinberg :
Honestly if I opened my fridge and there were some lil baby birds chirping at me it would make my day
2023-03-13 05:48:10
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Nogami :
My eggs might be dead but my hair looks fucking amazing
2023-03-15 18:21:52
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Dudewithloofah :
I just realized you got some Whitney Cummings vibes going.
2023-03-17 10:02:39
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drstone32 :
"they are expired" sent me 😂
2023-03-24 06:17:59
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Kris P :
The jokes just wrote themselves.
2023-03-14 04:44:28
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mephiston646 :
Wait. Did schools stop teaching human reproductive systems? I had that for 8th+9th grade.
2023-03-17 15:10:06
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AshMalm93 :
i love you lady you are a delight 🥰
2023-03-12 21:47:01
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Ghend Huganson :
nah, you need egg yolks! then you can make creme brule!
2023-03-14 04:27:41
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Tasan..Mr Dogghands :
not only are you gorgeous but you have the best name I've ever read 😅
2023-03-20 03:41:33
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Weebulbe :
Please ruin my credit score
2023-03-12 22:41:15
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John Cruice :
I think it’s dead eggs for omelets and live eggs for poached. Scrambles can be either. Idk, I’m sure there’s a chart at the store
2023-03-12 21:48:53
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user3435150228658 :
Now I want an omelette, with cheese, onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, and peppers. But I'm too tired from night shift to cook one !
2023-03-13 13:11:59
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Chey :
This lady have the pretty hair and the pretty face can I cook her some food ? She look reaaaalll nice
2023-03-18 20:09:09
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Jared :
I saw someone make scrambled eggs with panko and now I dearly want to try it.
2023-03-13 06:19:51
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Sean :
That timing for “they are expired.” Amazing. 😂 👏 👏 👏
2023-03-13 15:03:49
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migjam20hashtag5880327 :
😂😂😂 love the hair!!🥰
2023-03-12 21:47:24
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