@johncristcomedian: please tell me im not the only one 😳 #standupcomedy #standup

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laurenksouthard
Lauren Southard :
But like why do they have to be so aggressive? And it’s like a kid 10 hours away from me
2023-05-10 19:57:00
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melissai12345
Melissa I :
The amber alerts are terrifying. It sounds like the world is ending and they are mostly a custody battle with a parent taking their kid
2023-05-29 04:07:48
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mnmills88
Megan :
Tbh though those alerts go so hard it scares me half to death.
2023-05-10 19:48:30
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ijareddavis
Jared Davis :
what they want me to do about it?
2023-05-11 17:55:56
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justjeauxl
TheJeauxLouisBrand :
WAIT, you can do that ⁉️
2023-05-11 02:52:13
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djohntx78
John :
Amber alerts are off! Ever since the same one rang 3 times at 4 am years ago, they have been off!
2023-05-16 22:17:41
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sbrown2275
Sarah Brown :
Truth. I shouldn’t go into cardiac arrest, just saying! 😅
2023-06-07 13:28:03
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michaelbeast30
michaelbeast30 :
🤣🤣🤣🤣 always the best comic in the business. God bless John
2023-05-10 19:45:31
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angelia1908smiles
Angelia 1908 💖💚 🌴 :
Dang now I feel like a bad person. You told the joke and I was like, can you really do that and how? Dang 🤦🏽‍♀️forgive me God.
2023-06-14 03:44:36
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maliathompson83
Malia83 :
😂😂😂
2023-06-02 03:59:58
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fosterscott2530
Foster Scott2530 :
😂😂
2023-05-29 09:02:52
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pardeeman
Jimmy Pardee :
😂😂😂
2023-05-20 04:04:52
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lafoodbender
Foodbenderla :
Amber Alerts really do be giving heart attacks tho
2023-05-17 05:52:36
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_alis_life_
Ali.Michelle :
No but I always turn that off the first thing I get a new phone 😂😅
2023-05-10 19:23:48
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rcb.626
RC 062610 :
takes awhile for my heart to stop racing at 3am when an amber alert goes off😳
2023-05-30 15:26:59
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homeofgil
Olivia Gil :
Guilty🥺😭
2023-05-10 18:28:46
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saraanneclay
Sara :
I say all the time if they would not make it so loud then people would actually look at it instead of just hurrying to turn the sound off
2023-06-03 04:56:55
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bfcfy5
Nah mean :
None of that happens at phone stores.
2023-05-10 19:09:11
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christyburdett1
Christy Leigh Burdett :
@Lisa.0316 😂😂😂🤦🏼‍♀️
2023-06-01 17:08:06
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samdobbins1218
samdobbins1218 :
@Sabrina19 uh...
2023-05-21 16:19:03
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calhounjoe46
Joe calhoun :
@ambercalhoun33
2023-05-25 17:31:42
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hitechredneck3
HiTechRedneck3 :
I always turn those off too 😂 I hardly ever leave the house, what do they expect me to do
2023-07-21 07:39:04
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j.matthews0
J. Matthews :
Sexual misconduct = not a good person
2023-05-15 22:50:43
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mtaylorspit
Taylor :
I don’t think the phone store would ask you what updates you want
2023-06-16 22:20:14
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jemonthebrain
Jem✨ :
😂
2023-05-16 02:12:03
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marlenecathy6
marlenecathy@ :
😏😏
2023-05-28 00:07:03
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dreaded_rebel
Popeye :
😂😂😂😂
2023-05-28 14:27:25
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justthatguy1126
Keith :
😂😂😂😂😂
2023-05-15 13:28:38
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ink_babex
Riii Mae :
I’ll take the notifications about the missing children but I don’t want that loud ass fucking sound scaring the shit out of me 😂
2023-06-30 06:04:24
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tribalviking
Eric :
@Anthony Morales
2023-06-27 10:32:12
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gzzzlogic
Gzzzlogic :
😂Literally….I just got an amber alert 🚨 on my phone😳
2023-06-18 02:02:15
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imalexpadron_
Alex Padron :
🙋🏻‍♂️Guilty.
2023-05-10 18:39:20
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mandyfeldt
mandyfeldt :
You should come to Hawaii!
2023-06-06 03:48:08
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auntie_stephanie
Auntie Stephanie LLC :
😂😂😂😂
2023-05-10 18:34:44
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user295948227279449472
user295948227279449472892 :
Amber Alerts are named after Amber Hagerman, whose unaliver remains at large 💔
2023-06-07 20:46:54
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805smitten
RQJR :
amber alerts ⚠️be acting like the purge is starting
2023-06-09 05:23:37
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eschreck04
eschreck04 :
Well maybe amber alerts should change their notification tone to one that sounds like ESPN instead of trying to give you a heart attack.
2023-06-10 01:24:39
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firemoe
user1503437059627 :
There is NO possible reason I should have found this so funny!! I work with CHILDREN😂
2023-06-11 00:02:12
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quilter44
user548947299861 :
😂😂
2023-05-12 20:41:19
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stephanielaakso
Irishgirl29 :
😂😂
2023-06-21 22:50:23
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madametjwalker
Madame TJ Walker :
😂😂😂😂
2023-06-22 02:13:33
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lifewithyaffa
Lifewithyaffa :
You make me LAUGH🤗☺️💕Thank you
2023-06-25 19:27:28
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_little.miss.marvel_
🙈 :
Pretty please with a cherry on top come back to Indiana 😭🥺
2023-05-12 23:36:21
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jessicabennett761
jessicabennett761 :
how can one meet you ??
2023-06-28 13:29:08
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chrissy142022
chrissy142022 :
😂😂😂😂
2023-06-28 15:06:51
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pickichick
Picki Chick :
BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😭😭💀
2023-05-30 10:11:29
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enokcrowe
EnokCrowe :
Another example is the riots in liberals cities.
2023-07-06 17:18:58
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aleaha1987
Leah87 :
@Justin Senkyrik 😂😂😂
2023-07-16 17:49:18
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