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Tuesday 16 May 2023 14:55:39 GMT
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teztickle1987
Teztickle87 :
"sorry I'm new" having worked in the place for over 10 years
2023-05-16 15:14:51
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megabexzy
Becca :
"Sorry, the computers/tills are being unusually slow today" often translates to: I pressed the wrong button
2023-05-16 16:42:19
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kj_telford
Kimberley✨ :
I went to “check the back” for someone 2 mins before I finished so I just clocked out and went home 🥲
2023-05-16 15:10:58
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ssjkristoff
SSJKristoff :
As a retail worker… how dare you reveal our secrets 😭
2023-05-16 15:08:08
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tomburge_fit
Tom Burge :
“Sorry my manager isn’t in right now” knowing full well I don’t want to talk to him
2023-05-16 15:09:00
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georgenewton21
George :
“Sorry, my managers not here right now” - Me… the manager
2023-05-17 08:30:17
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bigmanzeuss
Zeus :
The biggest lie is the laughs we give customers who make the ”i guess its free” joke when an item wont scan in the tills. 😐
2023-05-16 16:33:01
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matchamochimochi
MatchaMochiMochi :
“I’ll get right on that” and then I proceed to keep doing what I was before, followed by 5 other things before finally doing that thing I was asked
2023-05-23 15:53:07
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thedeadassassing
TheDeadAssassing :
I always ask customers if I can help them. just so I can put stock out with out them being in the way
2023-05-16 15:58:27
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teacup_pirate
teacup_pirate :
"I don't have the authority to do that" " my manager is on his lunch"
2023-06-19 23:11:08
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jordan_the_orange_cat
Jordan :
My *checking the back* record is... Going to the back, using the entrance to the cooler that also enters the office, clocking out and going home! 😂😂
2023-05-16 15:04:04
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jordans_on_the_internet
jordan_is_on_the_internet :
“We’re currently out of stock” = it’s at the bottom of the pallet and im not playing jenga today
2023-05-16 17:37:00
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katieharris036
Katie Harris :
my record for 'checking the back' was 12 hours..clocked out and went home.
2023-05-20 20:34:03
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raegeorginax
Georginax :
“Sorry they’ve not come in with todays delivery” knowing full well I’ve just scanned it all in and it’s sat on a pallet i cbf to unload 😂😅😅
2023-05-16 15:02:33
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spoil34
spoil34 :
I once told a customer that I’ll check in the back at the end of my shift. I just went home.
2023-05-16 18:57:24
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emzeelou87
Emma Louise :
sorry I'm not trained to do that
2023-05-17 06:50:20
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strength_and_bubblewrap
Noodle 🍜 :
I work for a card shop and I’m often asked if I have any different cards. No is my answer every time, I don’t even look anymore 😂😂😞
2023-05-16 15:10:14
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ethan__0803
Ethan :
If they’re nice I’ll check in the warehouse but if it’s under a lot of heavy things not a chance 😂
2023-05-16 15:09:07
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chaotic_cuteness
Kimmy :
I used these excuses, but lately I tell the truth to the customers 🤣
2023-05-17 05:53:36
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xx.amber_rune.xx
AmberRune :
checking the back record for me was going home from the back door.
2023-05-16 17:30:10
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kastiel34
Tyler Sanford :
1.) how dare you. 2.) all of these are accurate
2023-05-30 19:46:25
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kustomgamer
Kustom :
my favourite is if it's not on the shelf we don't have any
2023-05-16 15:43:38
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tiredginger
. :
Every single time I have actually checked in the back for something, the customer has gone by the time I’m back with what they needed so
2023-05-25 00:22:58
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ashmolko
Ash 🎃🖤 :
I learnt quickly. When I worked in primark our stockroom was up 6 flights of stairs and when I finally came back they were always gone.
2023-06-12 17:23:22
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zoestevens14
Misuterī😶‍🌫️ :
someone asked if a product came with batteries I told them to read the box to find out
2023-08-08 23:35:47
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