@michelleisawolf: #challenge I want to see YOU use “I’m sorry but my v*gina is terribly hairy” as an excuse to get out of something. Comment the best responses of the texts! #standup #excuse #womenempowerment #menvswomen #scheme #comedy #michellewolf

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realjimijamm
Jimi Jamm :
Anything I do for my wife now, I’m just gonna yell out “scheme!”
2023-06-16 18:17:39
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gingerkin
Rachel Henny :
My husband surprised me with tix to your show in Chicago. Could it be…a SCHEME?! 😳
2023-06-16 20:58:42
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ktotheell
Kelly Elizabeth :
“SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME” 😂
2023-06-16 19:35:38
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tiffandco89
Tiff Wat :
You are a national treasure and I cannot WAIT to yell’SCHEME’ the next time a man says something in a work meeting😂
2023-06-16 17:50:44
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kaidence_21
Kaidence21 :
I mean. As a gay man this works for me too 😂
2023-06-16 18:22:43
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bad_boy_benji
Benji :
michelle wolf is the best
2023-06-16 18:01:06
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genericusernamehere1
GenericUserName :
Thought you were going to say “terribly dry” which is simultaneously a sick burn, turn off, and excuse.
2023-07-01 07:57:24
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im_big_a
BigAfightsmonsters :
the wilderness must be explored
2023-07-23 17:24:50
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ab_dlll
Ab_dlll :
Why is she letting our secrets out
2023-08-16 23:38:00
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scrollzntrolls
Kelizabeth Traylor :
😂😂😂 me laughing out loud in my car b4 goin into work.
2023-06-16 18:02:58
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nikkiredd130
nikkiredd130 :
funny but it's true 😏
2023-08-19 12:05:26
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imaya.92
imaya.92 :
I gonna say “aggressively” instead of “terribly” lol 😂
2023-07-23 20:55:15
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benquixote79
Loofah Rigno :
Would
2023-07-01 01:21:02
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meeluvi
teresa elwellp]]] p :
😂😂😂
2023-06-17 04:02:47
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antoniomoreno1750
antoniomoreno1750 :
😂😂😂😂😂😂
2023-08-22 17:00:10
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autumnrain2103
autumnrain2103 :
From now on when I hear not all men, I will yell out scheme!
2023-06-16 18:22:11
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danickaxo
Danicka :
Okay but it’s true
2023-06-30 21:22:06
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danidee__
Dani :
I'm pretty sure we already think this
2024-11-08 05:45:36
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doobityhoobity
Leo :
Challenge accepted 😂
2023-06-16 17:50:40
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keavensent
Kevin :
That's the most offensive summary of masculinity. Some of us just want your money.
2023-06-16 19:43:05
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blahblahblahblahblah3333
Mmmh :
I tried that. He’s now my husband. Scheme.
2023-06-16 18:50:51
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brookeamanda5
Brooke—- :
I use, “I was around someone who had Covid so I have to quarantine” a lot lol
2023-06-18 13:11:46
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rezzbanz
RezzBanz :
I tell my besties the same all the time! Always have a little mistrust for every man you know until they prove themselves
2023-06-16 20:11:37
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moratopath
Patricia :
First time my boyfriend opened the car door for me I was confused for a while. He's very invested in that scheme, he's been doing it for two years lol
2023-07-31 17:12:07
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technicolorladyy
Stacy :
Another great excuse, “gosh you know, I’m super hot right now but I think part of it is this nasty yeast infection.”
2023-06-21 15:14:15
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jennyq74
jennyq74 :
You are TERRIBLY funny!!!! LMAO!!! To be so on point AND funny?!?!
2023-06-16 18:25:10
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timdlittle
Tim D Little :
I love the 70s.
2023-06-16 22:45:04
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jnputneuron
InputNeuron :
This is so bigoted.... Jesus.
2023-06-19 15:47:22
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livelaughtoasterbath4
Not That Brian :
My favorite turn down that made me laugh was “no I have to go.. and.. not do that.” *exits*
2023-07-04 14:52:45
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personal_best33
WHISHT :
I’m so sorry, I have I have horrific diarrhea
2023-07-15 23:30:56
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hodor_the_dane
Hodor :
Not all men! Also, I'm a Nigerian prince, can u send me some money real quick?
2023-06-16 19:15:54
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hayleyleaver
Hayley Leaver :
@emn
2023-06-17 06:12:58
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alaskabird
AlaskaBird🦅🇺🇸🪶 :
Wardrobe brought to you by Idiocracy.
2023-07-16 02:53:26
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likewaterforfish
user4314009088452 :
She’s funny as hell
2023-06-25 23:49:07
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kaaaceeeyyy
Kacey ⚡️♥️ :
I agree 😂
2023-07-03 00:20:30
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iguesssheskindafunny
Jordyn :
Or a beard so they can screw other people over
2023-06-18 21:35:04
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ryangerardcomedy
ryangerardcomedy :
Great bit 👍
2023-08-14 12:18:34
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mobydogdog
Mobydog :
Two means of egress at all times🤣🏆
2023-06-17 01:26:55
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strewth_au
boy_named_sue :
Am man, can confirm.
2023-06-17 02:08:46
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sluttyankles
🫧SluttyAnkles🫧 :
SCHEME!😂
2023-06-16 17:30:37
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jacquelineklentzin
Jacqueline Klentzin :
Scheme!
2023-06-16 19:17:00
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uptoyou319
Cootie :
You missed one big one. Marketing
2023-07-01 07:23:47
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davidjsoto
David J. Soto :
I love this woman so much. She is hilarious
2023-06-17 21:26:26
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crustytoejam54
Nathan :
i get it, I'm gay and I think the same way 😂 men are weird. why I'm attracted to them I'll never understand
2023-06-16 21:52:32
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noggie1234
noggie1234 :
i like your pearl necklace
2023-06-16 20:49:21
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jamieariail
BorrowedMule :
In the immortal words of @Stanzi “Nothing is never not a scam!”
2023-06-16 18:18:21
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disky_fringo
Zach :
this is a little dark, but guys complaining about women making false rape accusations is a scheme to make women easier to rape
2023-06-17 12:42:35
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caylormonzel
caylormonzel :
I'll just pull out some beads and a hair tie and braid it for you.
2023-06-16 17:44:56
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