@techroastshow: Give the stakeholders what they want - I have emails to write #techbro #techie #softwareengineer #siliconvalley #seattle #sanfrancisco #bayarea #engineeringlife #comedy

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juan_in_the_usa
Juan in the US :
So this is how I sound to my devs
2023-08-02 03:10:45
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investigativeeconomics
Investigative Economics :
Worked in agile for years and have no idea what a story point is
2023-08-02 02:23:46
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twinkel258
Thinkel258 :
Finally the PM! I need a stakeholder character asap
2023-08-02 01:18:53
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garbenzo.bean
Rizzard Of Odd :
If these devs can’t train and rescope has PM considered hiring a 3rd party contractor to clear up some of these potential blockers?
2023-08-02 02:54:13
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coolranch.dorito
Briii :
4000 story points is ambitious
2023-08-02 16:03:31
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sudo249
sudo249 :
everyone saying AI is going to make us obsolete, for it to do that, managers would need to explain precisely what they want 😂 were safe😂😂
2023-08-17 13:46:21
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betheoverflow
beteoverflow :
'is it a scoping issue? what if we brought in a more senior developer to help scope-- or what if you got help with the project, what happens then?'
2023-08-02 01:26:47
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julezzzzzzz7
julezzzzzzz7 :
There was a UK defense minister who recently said their fighter jets need to be “quantum computing ready”. Gonna put a dilution fridge in a jet?!
2023-08-02 02:17:17
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bdainton
Brian Dainton :
Signing up now for the Azure Quantum training.
2023-08-02 13:52:16
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robschn
robschn :
Then it gets bumped up to end of August 😂
2023-08-02 01:14:52
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engnineere
▀▄▀▄▀▄ ⟮ LEEMAN ⟯ ▄▀▄▀▄▀ :
"I majored in marketing and business, with a master's in business marketing and now I'm an engineering manager so I'd say I'm a pretty technical guy."
2023-08-19 11:57:57
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captain.havoc.on.tiktok
Captain Havoc :
DONE! You can rent a qbit for a $1M a year. What what you need?
2023-08-02 02:27:18
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jimbob772
jim bob :
I love when a non tech mnger asks a tech q, I give a detailed answer then he stops me to ask a q that wldve been answrd if he didnt interrupt. 🥰
2023-08-02 03:27:21
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technalliegy
Allie & her Anti-Fascist Cats :
me when my engineers gave me an estimate in decades: so ur saying there's a chance
2023-08-04 01:03:02
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mufinboots
Eli Ramos :
at least his planning future projects 😂
2023-08-02 02:13:00
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dollykatxo
~♡ ᴋ ᴀ ᴛ ♡~ :
and then they promise it to the client in a week's time while you're drowning in other tasks 🥰
2023-08-02 19:47:25
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tampolo2
tampolo2 :
we need more PM content!!
2023-08-02 03:32:14
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evrydayzawrk
evrydayzawrkday2021 :
Technical PM here. This is accurate for us as well. Thanks.
2023-08-03 00:37:31
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killerboirobot
Killer instinct :
Try 40000000 story points.
2023-08-02 12:48:25
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carlosg1409
Carlos Galicia :
I do 3D animation. My manager at my first job (who had 0 idea about animation) asked me for a “Pixar-looking” 1 min short for the next day. 💀😂
2023-08-03 03:05:06
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baal_azeroth
Baal Azeroth :
"Is it a resource issue? Because we can get you more resources" 😅
2023-08-14 16:08:51
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emerson_spooky
Emerson :
My dream is to move from dev to this bs pm role
2023-08-12 15:57:18
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big.___.al
Alex :
Glad my product manager is tech knowledgeable so he can understand complexity quick and knows when something is a reach
2023-08-02 02:19:41
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carboca7
user3475706807493 :
1000 sprints is about right, enough time for me to get a physics PhD.
2023-09-21 06:41:14
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slideescherz
Scott :
The way he said azure 🥺
2023-08-19 15:07:13
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