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weragri33
Wera :
Hoy beberé como abogado 😏 ....... hasta perder el juicio 😅
2023-08-03 03:14:52
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icz137
user1912669302795 :
Jajajaja “cuando se pone a llorar “
2023-08-03 03:01:41
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arturorg0712
Arturo RG :
Lic. - ¿Cómo le llamas a un abogado con un coeficiente intelectual de 70? - C. Juez
2023-08-03 03:47:20
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pipepaco
Zukini :
"todo abogado es alcohólico, pero no todo alcohólico es abogado"
2023-08-03 03:31:38
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jiminlove.95
Jiminlove.95 :
Chiste viejooooo
2023-08-03 03:04:23
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licantonioandrade
Lic. Antonio Andrade :
profesor de derecho les pregunta a sus alumnos que es la flagrancia? uno responde y dice: es el perfume que usan los abogados para ganar los juicios.
2023-08-03 03:32:40
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kitkath333
kitkath :
chiste ViEJooooo
2023-08-03 05:07:36
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danteisrael0
Dante Avendaño :
A mí me quisieron aplicar ese del plátano y le respondí, A que al plátano como al abogado se la pelan?
2023-08-03 04:59:51
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judykayigreja
Lakay:> :
En donde da clases? 😅
2023-08-03 02:59:02
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janeth_gh1995
Janeth95 :
No trates como constitución a quien te trate como decreto de ley. ¿Cuál es tu poder? -Soy problemática bienvenido a la facultad de derecho futuro
2023-08-19 07:23:02
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gokucor
Mike Espino :
estoy feliz...!! 😟😶
2023-08-04 07:42:53
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sergiosalv
Sergio González :
chistes malosss
2023-08-04 20:55:27
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rhn079
user4834809524990 :
Hijo , tú qué estudiaste para abogado , sácame un tamal del bote
2023-09-20 08:00:39
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liz_27e
Vane :
💛
2023-08-03 02:59:35
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jorge_roura
Jorge Roura :
Que amargado lic
2023-08-03 06:13:54
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_cryspicture
Cryspicture :
- Perdone, ¿este es el Gremio de Comerciantes? - No, es el Tribunal Superior de Justicia. - Es igual, ¿qué no les interesaría una báscula digital?
2023-08-05 02:46:09
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itanfg
Itan :
Chisteeeeee viejooooo !
2023-08-05 23:33:00
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abeljabari
abel :
Una vez en la carrera me dice una compañera: ¿En qué se parece un abogado a un canguro? Y me responde que en que los dos somos unas ratotas enormes
2023-08-06 21:00:02
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marthaluciasr17
Martha Sanchez Rey :
@Valeleriaaa
2023-08-07 08:10:02
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Boring salads? Never heard of her 👀 Spicing up my caesar game with this banging chipotle chicken caesar pasta salad with crunchy chilli garlic croutons 😮‍💨 it’s absolutely gorgeous  ‼️Need more tasty recipes? Grab my cookbook Low-Cal Kitchen Bangers—link’s in the bio!🫶🏼 Ingredients (Serves 2):
200g chicken breast
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Pepper 
¼ tsp garlic granules 
100g dry pasta 
1 head of romaine lettuce, chopped
15g parmesan cheese, shaved
Tsp bacon bits Chili Garlic Croutons:
¾ of a ciabatta roll, cubed 
A few sprays of olive oil 
1 tsp paprika 
1 tsp chopped garlic (can sub for garlic granules) 
½ tsp mild chilli flakes (adjust to your heat preference) 
For the dressing:
45g lighter mayo
30g fat free greek yoghurt 
¼ tsp Dijon mustard
2 tsp lemon juice 
½ tsp chopped garlic 
½ tsp Worcestershire sauce *can sub for anchovy paste
5g parmesan, grated
¾ tsp chipotle paste
Pinch of salt
1-2 tbsp water to loosen

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💕Spray the cubed ciabatta with the olive oil before adding in all the other ingredients listed. Toss to coat well, and add to a baking tray. Bake for 8 minutes or so, tossing part way through. 
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Boring salads? Never heard of her 👀 Spicing up my caesar game with this banging chipotle chicken caesar pasta salad with crunchy chilli garlic croutons 😮‍💨 it’s absolutely gorgeous ‼️Need more tasty recipes? Grab my cookbook Low-Cal Kitchen Bangers—link’s in the bio!🫶🏼 Ingredients (Serves 2):
200g chicken breast
Salt 
Pepper 
¼ tsp garlic granules 
100g dry pasta 
1 head of romaine lettuce, chopped
15g parmesan cheese, shaved
Tsp bacon bits Chili Garlic Croutons:
¾ of a ciabatta roll, cubed 
A few sprays of olive oil 
1 tsp paprika 
1 tsp chopped garlic (can sub for garlic granules) 
½ tsp mild chilli flakes (adjust to your heat preference) 
For the dressing:
45g lighter mayo
30g fat free greek yoghurt 
¼ tsp Dijon mustard
2 tsp lemon juice 
½ tsp chopped garlic 
½ tsp Worcestershire sauce *can sub for anchovy paste
5g parmesan, grated
¾ tsp chipotle paste
Pinch of salt
1-2 tbsp water to loosen

💕 Preheat the oven to 180 degrees celsius.  Season the chicken with salt, pepper and garlic granules. Bake for 18 minutes. Once cooked, cut into cubes and leave to cool. 💕Add the pasta to boil in a large pan of salted water. Once cooked, rinse under cold water and set to one side

💕Spray the cubed ciabatta with the olive oil before adding in all the other ingredients listed. Toss to coat well, and add to a baking tray. Bake for 8 minutes or so, tossing part way through. 
 💕Mix together all of the sauce ingredients. 💕Add the lettuce to a large bowl, along with the pasta, chicken and  ½ of the croutons. 💕Add the dressing, before topping with the shaved parmesan and bacon bits. 💕Toss everything to combine well before adding the remaining croutons.  Calories per portion: 520 l Protein: 43.5g l Fat: 9.5g l Carbs: 61.9g  • • ________ #pastasalad #caesarsalad #DinnerIdeas #healthyrecipes #lowcaloriemeals #highprotein #EasyRecipes

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