@callmethelamp: These pets could cost me all of my hit points. #reptiles #fakesnake #boomslang #kingcobra #top5 #venomoussnakes #viper

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7.3.soul_1028
Soul_1028 :
if someone breaks in just let the boomslang go
2023-10-05 02:29:14
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captnsnap12
ʕ•͓͡•ʔ-̫͡-ʕ•̫͡•ʔ :
You should probably have anti venom in your home and maybe milk those bad boys for research purposes
2023-10-05 00:56:54
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tracegilbert_24
Trace Gilbert :
Anyone else feel like it’s a matter of if not when for one escaping with so many?
2023-10-08 15:44:03
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crystalzingerf
crystalzingerf :
irwin wouldn’t do that :3
2023-10-05 17:28:09
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thecatranimal
TheCatranimal :
genuine question but why keep such high risk ones with no antivenom? isn't that scary
2023-10-06 09:12:28
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joshyy1_1
joshyy1_1 :
the Sydney funnel Web spider if u were to get bitten u would have 15 to 13 minutes to live
2023-10-08 01:56:43
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lordlouisjosephvictoria
rainbowguy97 :
WHY WOULD YOU KEEP SUCH ANIMALS
2023-10-08 18:47:07
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bardish16
Bardish16 :
My toxic trait is thinking "I can pet the danger noodles" 😂
2023-10-07 00:30:37
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danmcmanus6661
MANNY. :
Are you secretly working on code name BANE next door?😏
2023-10-06 00:52:40
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onyx4k_
Anomaly :
All of a sudden 2 inches ain’t so little anymore
2023-10-10 02:10:03
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shelby_vickers199
Shelby ❤️❤️ :
Aha Shelby really does sound good for a cobra 😂😍
2023-10-05 19:49:44
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echo1048
Echo1048 :
Soooooo… why have them in the first place?
2023-10-06 14:51:54
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jaxx29nyr
‧͙⁺˚*・༓☾ Jaxx :
ILL ENTER YOU GOODBYE 💀💀
2023-10-05 20:56:40
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foxythebuddha
~Buddha~ :
@hailey🤭
2023-10-05 21:00:51
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horses...bmdjrkrd
SigmaCarlosSainz55 :
𝚢𝚊𝚢 @Kerry Shuter @Leah シ︎
2023-10-14 18:22:56
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katiescarlettfitz7
Katie Scarlett :
@Brontë
2023-10-05 07:24:00
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shellio36
Shellio :
@Roto Raptor
2023-10-07 04:21:16
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wilku911
WolF y :
@Bartosz 😘
2023-10-06 08:03:01
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mapletheleafeater
Maple!? :
And on Today’s episode of White People Shenanigans:
2023-10-05 16:00:33
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dommaz19
dmazz19 :
“I’ll enter you” CALM DOWN GABBY GABOON
2023-10-05 02:23:03
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cyberiatheme
Karli Marx :
Shelby as a name for a Cobra is so good
2023-10-05 14:50:03
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carnerd03
Travis A. :
I have a feeling so many people are not going to understand why the cobra is named Shelby
2023-10-05 02:29:58
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brownlie_
Brownlie :
The Gaboon Viper going through your hand had me crying
2023-10-05 13:20:15
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vxrtff
vxrtff :
I could fist fight a boomslang
2023-10-05 00:27:01
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0hhhhhhashiny
Dena🖤دينا :
I thought Gila monsters are illegal to own 😭 I love them so much!
2023-10-05 00:56:29
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krispy1potato
☮️🥜👽🪡 :
Shelby the cobra? I like that
2023-10-05 17:58:14
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stregatsundere
Strega :
“Since I don’t have a will” TO LIVE?????
2023-10-05 21:05:13
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smoof70
smoof70 :
Dude had an inland taipan and no will…🤨
2023-10-08 06:44:40
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golden_walrus
Golden_Walrus :
Shelby cobra… NICE
2023-10-05 17:19:08
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animarchypacman
AnimarchyPacman :
The fact that you named your Australian snake Irwin gives me the warm and fuzzies.
2023-10-13 05:55:01
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cthulhuconquerstheworld
Cthulhu :
do you have to notify the nearest hospital that you have them so they can stock the antivenom for you?
2023-10-07 02:29:27
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a_king_and_a_laptop
a_king_and_a_laptop :
Very irresponsible collection😭😭
2023-10-08 00:50:55
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kylashaydraney
Kylashay Draney :
You should get a will😂😂😂
2023-10-07 12:55:45
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just_oak_wastaken
Wagyu_ :
Make a will????😭
2023-10-06 19:32:58
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wu_ninja
Lorenzo :
I love the chaos. They'll never forget about you. Future generations will talk about you 😂😂😂
2023-10-06 18:01:17
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vindictussol
VindictusSol :
If the taipan bit your hand couldn’t you just hurry and chop it 😂
2023-10-06 14:26:32
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cheezel308
cheezel308 :
Do they have anti-venium for Australian snakes in the States!?!
2023-10-05 04:27:32
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hankk_d
hankk_d :
Do you have any anti venom on standby?
2023-10-05 00:27:45
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dragonking024
dragonking024 :
name the blue insolurs red to confuse people
2023-10-05 00:27:44
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luckylauridsen
Lucky Lauridsen :
Is Irwin after Steve Irwin? absolute 10/10 if it is
2023-10-08 04:01:16
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otnevla
Otnevla :
What if they all bit you at the same time? Would their venom, idk, like cancel each other out??
2023-10-08 01:30:08
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2012ktm350
Elimusk :
Smart naming the cobra Shelby
2023-10-07 18:17:43
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mariahcmartin
mariahcmartin🇦🇪 :
I am screaming 😳 The boomslang and the Taipan are giving me so much anxiety 😭
2023-10-07 00:17:31
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thatboyhayden0
thatboyhayden0 :
Or…and really hear me out here…maybe don’t have 17 different things in the crib that can kill you with one bite? 😂
2023-10-05 21:16:51
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theelderscrotum
The elder scrotums :
Technically youd survive the gaboon viper as long as you very quickly amputated the limb where it bit you
2023-10-05 20:09:01
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yourbiggestflan123
😾 :
this house is just a giant pot of danger noodles
2023-10-05 18:47:17
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toribellum
Tori :
The life insurance premium has got be ridiculous 😂
2023-10-05 15:16:12
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corrupteduser73
ror :
Why is the blue danger noodle mewing
2023-10-12 00:30:56
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tylerwright461
tyler wright :
@Elisha Cox 😂😂
2023-10-10 11:23:49
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dvrlinggggggg
📚𝓡 📚<3 :
“I’ll enter you” had me gagging 😭😂
2023-10-09 09:10:03
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stormayy8
stormayy :
i love irwin so much
2023-10-07 14:51:32
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onpointtrae
onpointtrae :
I would be fine owning all of these just keep a minifridge for anitvenoms
2023-10-07 14:44:18
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xavierself_from
creamy :
gaboon viper ❤️❤️
2023-10-07 09:12:36
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voldylockswrites
Voldylocks :
God I love gaboons tho, stunning snakes
2023-10-07 05:56:02
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dawncatcher20
DawnCatcher :
so which ones can have the nose boops ☹️
2023-10-07 01:14:08
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dumbest_comedy
J :
Im just waiting for one the snakes to bite him
2023-10-06 00:58:58
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dirtyvalve
dirtyvalve :
Had a friend who kept snakes like this I asked him why all he said was that break in party is gonna be lite haha
2023-10-05 18:59:04
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toplinecyber
Toplinecyber :
That boomslang is so spicy 😂😂😂
2023-10-05 18:41:04
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simba2stock
Simba :
Shelby. The cobra. Nice.
2023-10-05 16:35:03
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qwervid2.1
Qwervid 2.0 :
Why would u just have those in your house 😭
2023-10-05 15:25:59
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justshillbruh
Stephen :
“I’ll enter you” I’m sorry you’ll what 😐
2023-10-05 12:54:57
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mokele_mbembe75
Mokele-Mbembe75 :
King cobra isn’t a cobra anything with king in front of it that snake related usually eat other snakes
2023-10-05 02:35:33
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.courier_6
Courier 6 λ :
I love yoyr content
2023-10-05 00:57:42
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