@fleshsimulator: i never got a chance to stick around long enough for the ruse to be discovered so ymmv #fleshtips #unethicallifehacks #jobtips #university #lifeprotip #unethicallifetip #fleshsimulator #unethicallifeprotips
FLESH SIMULATOR
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Thursday 19 October 2023 16:29:38 GMT
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Ruben_Kelevra :
Just use a German university. We privacy laws so nobody can simply call and ask if someone ever went to a university or not. 🙃
2023-10-20 01:17:30
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wholemilkvegan :
Helsinki Uni literally has master’s programmes in English…? Where from r u getting that they don’t have a website in English?
2023-11-09 06:32:57
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James Wills Maxwell :
HEY THERE!!! HEY THERE!!!
I came across your page and i think i could use your influence,I’d appreciate if you send me a DM.
No bs💯
2025-01-01 00:41:45
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... :
Finnish won't properly translate to English through google translate very easily. Do with this information what you will
2023-10-20 04:46:34
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Mackenzie (6’6” btw) :
Unironically I learned development from the university of helsinki
2023-10-19 17:59:21
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Nex Jenn :
you Finnished college?
2023-10-20 00:12:41
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yes :
the university of Helsinki most definitely has a page in English
2023-10-20 02:05:51
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Kyabeto :
Me who actually attended university in Oslo ✍🏻✍🏻✍🏻✍🏻
2023-10-19 16:40:57
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Tony Johnson :
lmao that's a great strategy
2023-10-19 16:37:13
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Jamie :
University of Helsinki has a English page and it's quite good even so choose something else
2023-11-07 09:27:15
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ActualRealHuman :
University of Helsinki legitimately has great free open access coursework if you want to actually learn too
2023-11-09 02:17:25
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borgar_machine :
I actually went to university of Helsinki and it definitely does have a english webpage, also a great deal of classes are in english
2023-10-23 03:14:56
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vvvlemonvvv :
just lie. interviews are not depositions and they have no problem lying to you.
2023-10-19 16:36:42
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silaspillsbury :
Also say you’ve worked at Twitter since they don’t have an HR department now
2023-11-06 11:14:20
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Niklas :
University of Helsinki has full degrees in english and I’m fairly sure all of their pages have been translated to english.
2023-10-19 18:15:47
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Jombi :) :
Or you can claim you worked at twitter which doesn't have a HR department.
2023-10-19 16:37:18
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Bryn Luisi :
University of Helsinki has whole ass degrees in English and definitely has an English website 😂
2023-10-19 17:36:57
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synthulhu :
i like the autechre like music in the background
2023-10-19 21:08:27
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mesku :
Except University of Helsinki has an english webpage
2023-10-19 17:49:51
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nickname69420 :
Bro looks ai generated
2023-10-19 19:13:54
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Darby :
its sweet that people think hr is fact checking anything on your resume
2023-10-20 14:17:39
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eliasens123 :
pretty sure every major university in Europe has an English page
2023-10-20 12:06:57
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timcaplan395 :
Personnel Security and Suitability Specialist for the Veterans Affairs here: don’t try this for the federal government, cause they’re bitches :(
2023-10-22 19:52:33
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stuba :
the university of helsinki's main language is english at least in the web (source: i do social media and website upkeep for a branch of the uni)
2023-10-21 06:25:36
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Will Knight :
that last bit is why I followed you
2023-10-20 00:38:04
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What Do You Mean? :
Places sometimes ask for Transcripts?
2023-10-19 17:50:15
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Jacob :
if I don't get fired for lying about my college, I'll get fired for definitely not knowing how to do the job.
2023-12-12 11:24:08
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Tim :
That awkward moment when the interviewer happens to be from Finland and tries to speak to you in Finnish during the interview.
2023-11-02 13:44:35
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℮arl :
finland mentioned‼️💯🗣
2023-10-19 16:46:56
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rijetki_odrezak :
just click on "translate" in the browser extension. there, English version of the site.
2023-10-19 16:41:27
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megadethlover161 :
helsingin yliopisto mitä!? 😭😭😭
2023-10-19 16:44:11
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jesse :
thanks just updated my resume
2023-12-16 12:49:40
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Patrick. Heglar :
HR’s use third party background checkers for education. Those third party sites won’t cross reference what you told HR 1/2
2023-11-30 03:10:43
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Alastonautti :
good plan but just don't use the university of Helsinki since a language option is in a super visible place on their front page lol
2023-10-19 21:19:15
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Santodoj :
I’m a programmer and I’ve interviewed a few people. Not once did we check if their degree was real or not. Do with that info what you want
2023-10-19 18:13:55
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CheechThePlug :
Yea on a side note, google chrome automatically pops up the translate whole page button on full other language sites
2023-12-15 03:32:33
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Doc Crystal :
but then won't they wonder why you don't speak finnish?
2023-12-10 09:29:37
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Moarvex :
there's such a pure chaotic energy to these videos. it's sustaining me.
2023-12-06 05:33:25
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Tardshit :
if this is a deep fake it's weirdly good, ur movements are inhuman
2023-11-07 05:35:30
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crashp1t :
Please do not call them fleshtips thank you
2023-10-20 02:44:46
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mickrib :
You're my favorite account for late night knowledge quests
2023-11-07 09:09:33
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Aaronapatia :
Fyi most Finnish universities do have English translations of the website, not only that most professors in Finland know how to speak English
2023-10-20 03:29:58
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Ash :
YOU BET IT IS. All the more reason to do it my friend.
2023-10-19 19:19:31
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Guy :
What if they ask about a diploma
2023-12-31 03:57:41
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Humanity Collected :
oh. 😂 good idea.
2023-12-18 09:18:14
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