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Meow 💤 𓍯 :
thanks
2023-11-12 10:32:20
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Guy.ca :
None have a use for nanna 👍
2023-11-03 19:00:58
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:3 :
someone tell hollywood…
2023-11-03 04:29:16
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jiminaknot :
Awww, shoot…
2023-11-02 19:08:18
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Mimi B :
good to know
2023-11-01 00:50:45
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NastyBucko :
This is great to hear! Now does the blood type affect the quality or taste?
2023-10-31 19:02:16
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cottonexotic :
I’ve been screaming this for years
2023-11-05 17:59:01
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Performance H Wilson 🔻 :
I could have saved so much
2023-10-31 19:03:14
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tgf :
phew! 🙏🏻
2023-11-03 07:05:25
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djb1981 :
These targeted ads are getting way too specific
2023-11-28 22:04:27
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Ani :
Jeffery epstien loves this news
2023-10-31 19:04:21
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Agena :
yeah but isn't children's blood outlawed in the states?
2023-10-31 19:02:01
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Sophia :) :
Virgin blood>>>> @sasha.daisy
2023-11-04 22:28:46
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WonderHug :
I’ll just be here, waiting for the inevitable antisemitic comments 😬
2023-10-31 22:17:29
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Ben :
People better not take this seriously 😧 Cause I can imagine a schizophrenic person watching this
2023-10-31 19:05:14
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Rei :
vampire tik tok
2023-11-02 16:15:38
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sadghost :
but is the blood of children more or less likely to carry transferrable diseases? Wouldnt want to spend eternity being ill all the time…
2023-11-14 20:36:17
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PissedoffViking :
taste matters
2023-11-07 20:22:45
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Theo--- :
can not go back to adult blood
2023-11-06 09:33:31
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DigitalDynasty :
Does drinking children blood make you more handsome?
2023-11-02 09:55:40
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Anders Dahl Burchardt :
They just want all the child blood for themselves
2023-11-01 15:00:34
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Colin Campbell :
Misleading study! Sure, there's no difference if you look at the blood from 2 - 16 y/o's. It's only the blood of *little* kids that impacts vitality!
2023-11-01 08:05:38
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Robert Lukens122 :
is it sold in the grocery store or is it in the liquor store
2023-11-01 08:03:22
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TikTok is not a real place 🍉 :
Loved your stories on Gaza. Bravest and most honest news from the US ….and you’re a parody news site!
2023-10-31 19:06:39
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Isabelle Enjoyer :
Queen Elizabeth II watching this right now 🙄
2023-10-31 19:00:18
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monko :
what the fuck
2023-10-31 18:58:37
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LittleKthulhu :
Do different blood types have any effect?
2024-08-06 13:45:50
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Morbid Sapphic :
Pope Innocent VIII drank the blood of three young boys to try and beat an illness. He died and so did the boys. Not even satire.
2023-12-18 07:32:47
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lvlselector :
nosferatu liked this
2023-12-15 10:02:53
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blahaj :
i could save money…. BUT THE CHILD BLOOD TASTES SO GOOD 😋
2023-12-01 04:52:18
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Teresa 🥥🌴 :
By chance is the researcher related to George. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2023-11-29 00:26:48
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@:︎︎︎ :
So I’ve Been wasting my money thanks for telling me 👍
2023-11-22 05:48:17
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Some guy :
I SAW THAT
2023-11-14 10:40:54
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kleinefuchsdavids :
Wonderful. I happen to love the taste of blood
2023-11-14 03:18:30
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Cyn_Cooper :
I hear blood type O- is the best tasting 😃
2023-11-07 00:44:07
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lustaddict🍒 :
Im so poor ive been on bovine lately 😫 $50 for a couple gallons tho
2023-11-06 23:13:48
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𝐦𝐢𝐚ꨄ :
deathlessness for all ✊
2023-11-04 23:44:55
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radioswithEgg :
😍😋
2023-11-04 21:02:44
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zogmaster :
@Will Rutherford
2023-11-03 22:53:30
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gworpo :
THOSE CHILD BLOOD ENTHUSIASTS WERE FUCKING LIARS!!!!
2023-11-03 18:43:01
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🧸🐝🍡bear🍡🐝🧸 :
As long as the blood isn’t diabetic then it should work
2023-11-03 17:04:39
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Relax Rallex :
This is actually bull shit, you buy 500gils of child’s blood because you think it’ll go up in price and *bam* now it’s basically free
2023-11-03 06:06:43
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✪ 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓭𝓭𝓲𝓮 ✪ :
Elizabeth Bathory core
2023-11-02 19:56:51
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Joe :
BS. child's blood is way youthier
2023-11-02 17:58:20
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