Standup Comedy
Region: US
Thursday 30 November 2023 00:01:14 GMT
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goaway. :
good I hope my kitty babies find me tasty and nutrient rich for their little bodies.
2023-12-03 18:18:11
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MyshellemyBell :
My uncle died the day after thanksgiving and wasn’t found for 5 days and his dog was found laying beside him and never touched him. She was Boston
2023-12-12 21:35:54
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Creative_Luck :
Ok don’t care if my cat eats me when I die just so that someone notices I’m gone long and check on me and feed my cat before she runs outa me
2023-12-01 06:13:20
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odiedagoatt :
Doesn’t matter bcs I’m dead 🤨 also it’s really not like this they only do it as a last resort, but abt cat and dog would eat a person if they starvin
2023-12-01 20:40:57
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Azari :
Most the time cats eat dead bodies of their loved ones, so that other predators won’t find them by the odor
2023-12-03 18:38:13
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Nachooo :
u know what that's called CIRCLE OF LIFE 😂 who cares so ur pet is to starve bc u died no thank u 🥰
2023-12-03 17:57:51
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domi_18120 :
„Nuh uhh“ 😳
2024-02-17 01:39:49
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🦆Rowdy :
Ain’t no war he said coin ass 😂😂
2023-12-13 12:29:32
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Gay daddy✝️☢️☯️🕎 :
I would be honored if my cat at me
2023-12-12 21:48:43
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Titaniumntz2347 :
It’s strictly due to cats never losing their instincts and due to the thousands of years of domestication dogs actually became reliant on humans.
2023-12-11 20:33:53
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Mask :
Why did a pic of kat von d come up😂
2023-12-01 19:24:29
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Opossumus Prime :
had a call like this. poor woman was missing a face and any meat on her hands.
2023-12-13 00:58:00
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Zach :
@kods
2023-12-11 05:15:29
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Olivia :
I have weenie dogs. They are so cute, it’s worth being eaten.
2023-12-03 20:22:36
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Erica :
Could a Cane Corso I have 3 cats and I know 100% one of them would he only loves me for food lol
2023-12-03 18:31:43
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