Because the military branches are their own separate astrological signs.
2024-01-14 10:11:28
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Honeynothing :
I'm amazed people didn't realize you were military sooner. you just got that look to ya
2024-01-13 20:06:23
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TSmitty78 :
They want the tri care. 🤣
2024-01-13 19:49:10
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Tarah :
THIS WASNT A SECRET MARIO THE STACHE GIVES IT AWAAAAYYY 👏😂
2024-01-13 21:42:57
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jordantara0 :
Camo is the red flag. 😂
2024-01-13 19:47:13
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Courtney :
“No thank you for your service” 😂😭
2024-01-14 13:23:57
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Liz🌻 :
Ppl who could tell immediately are the ones in the military. It’s the hair and mustache lol we just know
2024-01-14 18:51:24
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Scarrlett :
Living in San Diego, every girl knows about military guys.. it’s just a thing 😂
2024-01-13 20:33:12
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Duckhunterrach :
I know so much cause my dad was in the military😭
2024-01-13 19:59:46
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Kswiss :
Hahhahaha love that this showed up on my fyp after deciding I can indeed not date another military man
2024-01-14 03:18:00
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BriannaScannell :
it's definitely the second one, camo is the red flag
2024-01-13 20:33:51
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Mo Says So :
I was told I was a ‘tag chase’ because I asked if someone was in the army 😅
2024-01-13 19:47:39
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Emily Reagan :
Every single military man I have met in my life cheated on his gf, fiancé, and even wife at least once if not more than once 😭
2024-01-15 18:24:41
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Evie C :
My son thinks you look the super Mario 😅💕 he’s 5
2024-01-13 23:17:40
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Kilo Charlie :
Some of us were just military kids…
2024-01-14 13:36:49
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Darian :
HAVE YOU BEEN TO A THERAPIST 😭🙈
2024-01-14 05:31:51
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Sarah :
Me being both types💀😭
2024-01-17 00:40:17
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SevressSnape :
nah because it's really the 31st or the 14th... os sonner depending on the weekend and bank.
2024-01-17 15:56:34
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Tika🖤 :
Im a “i wouldnt date military again cause thats a red flag but we can be friends” kinda girly. 😂😂 lmao
2024-01-14 16:16:26
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<3 :
call me a swiftie then
2024-01-15 15:29:04
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Sav :
“No thank you for your service” hahahahahahahaha
2024-01-15 15:16:04
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jadamaline2211 :
I hit my dad up on first and the fifteenth of the month 😂😂
2024-01-14 08:25:45
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☀️ :
My friend thought her bf was going to break up with her because he was acting weird. I told her, nah, he's a marine and you guys have been dating for 2 months, he's proposing 😭 He did 💀
2024-01-14 15:36:43
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indiorwetrust :
oh.. I just ask about conspiracies 😂
2024-01-17 16:06:30
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theonemone :
hello I'm the bad experience. cheated like it was going out of style.
2024-01-14 18:10:38
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