@notcarurosu: If youre not generating shareholder value im afraid youre behind in life #fyp #foryoupage #corporatelife

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sneedboy
sneedboy :
born to serve the 1% 🔥
2024-01-23 08:44:26
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leviffs
leviffs :
I always tip the ceo 50% of my salary
2024-01-23 14:04:36
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rudythedog1
rudythedog1 :
Each one of us has a fiduciary duty to maximize shareholder value
2024-01-23 11:10:12
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damanny1126
Min-Marxxing :
I am simply one worker unit in someone else’s civilization 5 game
2024-01-23 13:04:20
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whoeventries
whoeventries :
so true king 💯 imma jump in the deep fryer next time i clock in🔥
2024-01-23 06:22:14
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cadenmason03
C Note :
if my life’s worth of labor cannot buy another yacht for them, what was it all for
2024-01-23 13:40:50
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razzytack
Razzytack :
One of my coworkers is unironically like this, he praised the manager for making the smart move by cutting our hours
2024-01-23 13:21:41
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sandwich.the.bear
Sandwich The Bear :
if you arent constantly thinking about the shareholders and making them rich then you just arent thinking right
2024-01-23 04:25:22
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gingerbeerd_
Señor Santiago :
Finance influencers be like “This, but unironically”
2024-01-23 12:29:14
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espresso.y.tobacco
Spike 🎈 :
Sometimes I cry on weekends thinking of all the value I'm losing for shareholders by not working
2024-01-23 14:55:15
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nothankyouimcool
itjustmightbe :
if the 1% doesn't get richer off of me then my life was pointless fr
2024-01-23 12:13:27
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mohsin_iq
Mohsin_Iq :
Me when the 1% gets happy 🥹🥹🥹
2024-01-23 13:26:25
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burnsybae
burnsy :
every time I think about ending it I always think "but what about the shareholders" and that gets me through another 15 minutes
2024-01-23 15:32:25
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kacperfan420
Anything else :
What if I am the shareholder?
2024-01-23 12:54:28
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duhdjester
Noodles Jim :
I got divorced because my wife couldn't understand that if I wasn't working every hour of everyday I wasn't generating shareholder value. Her loss.
2024-01-24 05:35:15
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jacobhybert
Jacob Hybert :
Eat, sleep, provide shareholder value, rinse repeat
2024-01-24 03:59:19
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officialseanstephens
Sean Stephens :
Maybe life was just the capitalism we made along the way
2024-01-24 03:19:05
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brazil2927
amonguslover77 :
ppl will see this say "haha how funny" and then proceed to do this for the rest of their life
2024-01-23 16:10:42
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frickfrackniack
Frickfrackniack :
I hope they increase my taxes this year!
2024-01-23 15:46:46
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centrismhater
CentrismHater :
nature makes me sooo nauseous but just when I’m about to yak clocking in brings a wave of relief
2024-01-23 15:20:39
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dawrekk
dawrek🏍️ :
can someone honestly tell me why would I wake up tomorrow
2024-01-23 22:54:51
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ukunistats
🇬🇧Universities Stats🇬🇧 :
The way we’re ALL kind of shareholders make this so much better 🥰
2024-01-23 14:37:43
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