Alternative: find an open table and sit down anyways.
2024-03-09 01:53:17
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🇨🇦Mitchell McIntyre🇨🇦 :
"I'll take our business elsewhere!"
oh no, now how will Olive Garden survive?
2024-03-09 06:35:44
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djordandjordandjordan :
“And if they can’t seat you immediately, that means your entire meal is free and they don’t deserve a tip”
2024-03-09 13:31:09
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username129041 :
alternatively: if you scream at the host they have to seat you right away
2024-03-09 19:10:21
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Entertainment 7wenty :
Make sure your party completely blocks the entrance the entire time you wait.
2024-03-10 18:52:42
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kebfivoahe :
Don’t forget to point at a random empty table and say “why not that one” to the host
2024-03-09 18:58:17
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David Thomas :
I once had a customer who, after yelling at me about something trivial, said “I’ll keep coming back here” which was considerably worse
2024-03-10 17:04:12
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Josh Elliott :
Don’t forget to frantically look around the restaurant signaling that you’re getting impatient‼️‼️‼️
2024-03-09 18:52:24
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Trevor :
I was at dinner a few weeks ago and a party of 30! Walked and just asked for a table like it was no big deal
2024-03-12 20:49:46
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OVRLND :
The last thing I want to hear as a waiter: “It’s ok we’ll wait.”
2024-03-27 00:15:09
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tay :
Helpful 😉
2024-03-14 20:59:30
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user2941025609312 :
Part2
2024-03-14 23:55:53
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. :
Yell at the buss boy cleaning the table text to you it’s his fault
2024-03-10 23:10:10
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Alex :
This is so good omg
2024-03-13 13:25:35
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big_fella :
“Evil restaurant” 😂😂
2024-03-10 17:19:41
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Nick :
Bonus life hack: Make sure to tell the employees that you’ve been waiting for half an hour for a table, even though you’ve only waited 3 minutes! That will give them a sense of urgency
2024-03-10 22:02:10
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Matt Ibach :
Quadruple points if the table isn’t big enough for a party of 10 but you steal chairs from different tables. That’s a 4x combo and they have to comp your meal
2024-03-10 18:17:10
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Grave Little Toaster :
Can you provide a Boomer hack for when a store can’t honor a coupon that expired six months ago?
2024-03-09 23:31:24
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Christopher :
"I know the owner"
2024-03-09 17:53:22
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El Confesionario❤️ :
They’re gonna feel so validated in 6 months when they see this on Facebook.
2024-03-11 01:19:26
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ericclaptonhater :
don't forget to walk around the restaurant looking for open tables like your host doesn't already know 😍😍😍
2024-03-13 16:32:27
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Walter Croaksworth :
It’s also the servers fault!
2024-04-03 08:53:50
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ramona peach ring ⁎⁺˳✧༚ :
Alternative hack: say you’re “fine with splitting up” and then get mad when the host wont seat u at 5 different 2-top tables
2024-03-11 16:54:06
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PopToons :
These are so funny
2024-03-27 18:23:40
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