I always hit mine with the “we voted and you’re outvoted”
2024-03-14 16:21:32
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Spicediced :
I say “Wow, I guess daddy doesn’t care about us🙄” 😂😂
2024-03-14 04:25:11
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J E S S :
Mine is "don't speak to me or my son ever again."
2024-03-14 17:08:29
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🦝 Kelly 🦝 :
Mine is every time my husband says he’s tired for no reason or starving etc I gasp really dramatically and say “omg do you think you might be pregnant???”
2024-03-14 14:31:30
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💁♀️💫🥂 :
Lmao I do the same. We call her Tiny & I’ll say “Tiny, never accept this from a man!” 🤣
2024-03-14 01:29:55
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Heather Pratt :
I would always pick a random body part and say "I deserve this, I grew an eyeball today" "I grew his pinky fingers today"
2024-03-15 02:22:52
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Vulpixystix :
mine is "but the baby wants it" followed by "its me im the baby"
2024-03-14 21:42:22
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emma :
my husband thinks it’s weird to touch my stomach this early (23wks) bc he can’t feel her move yet & so i hold it & say “sorry ___, your daddy doesn’t wanna know you i guess” 😭😂
2024-03-14 16:11:20
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Kiko :
My dad said "you dont need" once to my preggo mom. she whipped around & was like, "i dont care if i dont need it. i WANT it." 😂
meanwhile, my husband is onboard for everything my brain thinks up.
2024-03-14 14:59:24
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Emilee Johnson :
I like to say, “Wow. So this is how you’re going to treat the mother of your CHILD?” (We are happily married and he gets me everything I want)
2024-03-14 22:19:58
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allison :
divorce. no one tells me i don't need ice cream 😂
2024-03-14 14:57:54
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R :
I always say “it’s fine, me and Willow got each other and that’s all we need.” 😂
2024-03-14 18:57:28
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KD Peabody :
Mine was that any time I didn't want to do something (like put the cart back at the store or pump gas) I would say, "Can you do it? I have a condition". He hated it but it made me laugh every time!
2024-03-14 18:44:14
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Tiffany Gammons :
My current favorite pregnancy bit is saying “I just had major surgery” when he asks me to do something (I was pregnant 4 years ago and had a c section)
2024-03-14 23:04:47
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wheelz_10 :
My current favorite is to offer a tums at every available opportunity. “My feet hurt” “want a tums?”
2024-03-14 17:54:14
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jeneralhavok :
I pretend the baby is telling me terrible secrets and the husband can't know.
2024-04-11 22:53:28
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Madi F :
Thank you, I will be starting this tonight
2024-03-14 11:43:07
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Gwen Matuszewski :
My favorite newly engaged bit is saying “I don’t” every time he does something irritating lolll
2024-03-15 16:25:58
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OddMaus :
my favorite pregnancy bit was dressing up like Ignacio from Nacho Libre and doing my stretches like that 😅
2024-03-15 16:57:35
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K.Jade :
My partner hates when I get him presents but since I’ve been pregnant I just say Gunther (our placeholder name) picked it out and he can’t say anything because it’ll hurt his feelings 😂
2024-03-14 02:42:53
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Cambre Family :
my son's almost 2 years old and I still do this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Now he smiles and waves
2024-03-14 16:34:03
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✨ :
I drag my son into my pregnancy cravings and try to guilt trip my husband by saying Joey wants ….😹
2024-03-14 10:16:18
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Sydney Levine :
Hahaha I do the same thing when I crave something my husband doesn’t want I tell him to talk it out with our baby “jack” 😂😂
2024-03-14 05:00:22
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Sierra Sasha 🌻 :
I give him a kiss goodbye before work and say ‘I’m leaving you and I’m taking the kid’ 😂
2024-04-13 11:13:41
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Jamie :
If mine says I don’t need whatever it is I’m craving, I say “do I even need you?” 😂
2024-03-15 08:02:17
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