But imagine … quiet evening and of nowhere there is a knock on the door. You skeptically open the door and are greeted with “Have you found Jesus?”, toss em a box and say “yep, here ya go”…
2024-03-28 05:39:00
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pestopluspasta316 :
i always like Christ Krispies
2024-03-28 18:39:49
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Cheesegritty :
I loved that joke the first time I heard it when Dane Cook said it 20 years ago...
2024-03-27 19:16:43
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Robert Miller :
I dropped mine in church and almost killed my wife when I started singing “let the body hit the floor”
2024-03-28 13:55:21
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SKreaMiN_ChiKeN :
I always thought communion wafers should be called "christ crispies"
2024-03-27 23:00:45
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ElleJay :
I had communion at my first wedding but I don’t like grape juice and those wafers ain’t it so we did it with grape soda and white cheddar cheezits… zero regrets
2024-03-28 18:45:53
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bay :
Realize this is supposed to be a funny post. There is a teachable moment here. They are not the body of Christ fresh outta the box. Has to be consecrated.
2024-03-28 13:01:44
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aspnetg33k :
wait, so if you can buy the body of Christ, does that mean he's a s3x worker? 😦
2024-03-31 20:24:17
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Megan Jimmerson :
@Jenncj22 J is the body of Christ gluten free?
2024-03-29 02:21:41
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Pastrymom :
Dane Cook! Jeeze-its
Christ-Chex
2024-03-28 19:32:31
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_SINTEK_ :
Jeeze's Pieces
2024-03-29 00:34:29
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Alyssa Conklin :
Christ Chex
2024-03-28 13:02:04
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Sporkeldee :
Cinnamon toast Christ
2024-04-02 00:16:31
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Purrfect Angel Joy :
Is it a good alternative to Kellogg’s cheese it’s?
2024-03-28 01:53:27
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The Rev :
so they come in bbq flavor? 😂😂😂
2024-03-27 22:00:52
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Scott Kloster :
when I was little someone at my church made the body of Christ at home. it was pie crust. that was some delicious jesus
2024-03-29 00:13:58
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Joseph Vaughan :
crist chex
2024-03-27 18:25:58
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VirtuallyUnreal🦹♀️ :
Nailed it 😂
2024-04-02 20:37:37
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TattoosbyMattArguello :
Billy Graham Crackers
2024-04-02 01:16:16
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Ashley Brooke :
"start your day the holy way" -Dane Cook
2024-03-29 23:11:21
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one2oneder :
crucicrackers
2024-03-29 04:23:34
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jessicapaceberrot :
“crouton O’ Christ”
2024-03-29 01:21:00
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Angie :
Sooooooooo there’s also an option that comes with shots of the blood of Christ too and if that’s not a Sunday funday then Idfk wth is
2024-03-28 20:59:54
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amandabaker5851 :
But those are icky…. Why would you snack on that????
2024-03-28 16:18:03
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sarahvalverde25 :
@Rachel_5011 @Dead.dino
2024-03-28 04:06:13
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CordeliaCreation :
😂You make me chuckle. Out. Loud. Thank you😂
2024-03-27 17:10:12
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Random kinnies :
@GhostMuffins
2024-04-02 23:34:49
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PastelFae626 :
Put him in tomato soup
2024-04-02 22:34:34
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Akiza bloodthorne :
One question if your eating the body of Christ then which part of Christ body are you exactly eating
2024-04-02 18:56:45
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Deetrù :
what gauge is that seamless? I'm 4g and can only find captives 😭
2024-04-02 09:51:32
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Gabriel Mello :
that's what I always called them... that or Christ krispies
2024-04-01 21:58:03
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SmearyZombie :
I agree 💯 🧟♂️💚
2024-04-01 20:48:49
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LadyStardust :
@PsB 😁
2024-04-01 17:14:35
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ShannonMaryDavis :
@Patrick Kwiatkowski brilliant idea !
2024-03-30 00:34:28
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JM Smith :
Dip them in Nutella
2024-03-29 23:28:48
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Tray_c :
@Ally Christenson
2024-03-29 18:55:43
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GamingWifeXO :
@rebecca 🪨 @carolyn 🤸♀️
2024-03-29 02:37:43
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Doug Harvey :
So our savior comes in 100 cal snack packs now?
2024-03-29 02:19:43
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Jen :
😂😂😂
2024-03-29 01:52:55
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Moochie :
I can hear the ad: "Jeez-its. The sacramental snack for the serial sinner who loves the lord."