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Dave Savage 🇨🇦 :

It’s the fastest sport in the world. The birdy breaks the sound barrier

🦇🥀𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖌𝖆𝖓𝖆🥀🦇 :

Isnt the fastest badmittion ball like 200+ mph

꧁Sa𝖒1𝖗ツ11 :

Rory Morningstar :

That’s a projectile weapon 💀🙏

jax11151 :

Mind you these can occasionally it’s rare but still break the sound barrier briefly creating a sonic boom he wasn’t joking

stevoanimates :

he was lying about training for a badminton tournament. He was training to attend beginner badminton practice.

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moriartuso :

And what about goodminton

QKumber94 :

Those things can hit massive speeds. The feathers slow it rapidly. Whole game is trying to keep up with it til that split second u can actually hit it lol

danuelo :

the goodminton☠️

Kefir :

as a badminton player, i once had one of them hit my thigh basically point blank, my leg was blue the next couple weeks💀

kinho_mosaiko :

and just so you know, that box is made of diamonds

myrodin du prey :

well it's not called goodmiton.

somebody :

have you never seen what a tournament looks like?

Aspen🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈 :

You thought he was joking?? I didn’t, I’ve played badminton before

PizzaHungryCat :

I did not think bro was jelquing

AleloLal :

the racket they use its actually pretty neat, as it helps a lot on the speed and makes you easily get 500km/h, but stopping the ball is the reason they have godlike arms

Simo :

i have my volume on zero and i SWEAR that i heard a "bop" when she threw the first ball

capyblapy :

goodhrkg vs badminton

henry :

js warming up man nth crazy 🤣

G3nt1 :

Ima ask my dad to put me in a badmi ton team now

Jeffro😁 :

I can do that and play football

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bass da cat :

we all thought 😫

Zoey🫶🏾 :