@fluffdumpster: first off #table #computer #firstoff

mike :

Are u under a table

208Mason… :

PU ONION BOY

ian :

please hygienemaxx

lobotomizedbaby :

“sure i may not bathe” that’s enough for me onion boy

user50318709767 :

Discord mod ultimate boss

Pubert Tinkle :

Pheromone maxxing is the new meta

Chris Coronel :

try showermaxxing

alex :

this is sigma

☆Teight𒉭 :

No less then 10,000 terabytes

SlightlyAF :

no way this isn't satire

☁︎ 𝓻𝓪𝓮𝓶𝓲 ☁︎ :

please try showermaxxing 🙏🏻

affogatita :

please start deoderantmaxxing🫸🫷

𝕂𝕖𝕧 𝕊𝕚𝕥𝕠 :

Are we deadass 🥀

Chance :

Instagram comments would have a field day with this one

murph :

i genuinely can’t tell if his account is satire or not

abby :

mythic fyp pull

Lali🪽🖤 :

ברור שזה האנשים שישנאו אותנו

ItsAMeMerta :

bro pheromones are alluring not abysmal

chris :

the aura is green with flies idk

Haruka Ookami :

u can still smell natural even after showers. just try unscented shampoos & body soaps. it keeps u clean (from dirt, accumulated sweat, and general wear) while still keeping your natural pheromone(?)

Jeongmin Choi :

Brett :

shiny pokemon

John Remod :

This is next level satire

HENNi :

Try soapmaxxing

Kenzie :

Pheromone maxing is not showering