I was in the psych ward with a guy who was convinced he was Pontus Pilate and you really captured his energy here
2024-04-04 16:18:34
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nohotho_mer :
no but see the Roman's didn't know Jesus was important until like 100 years later so it would be Pontius Pilate's grandkid going through this existential crisis
2024-04-05 00:04:44
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Apolo :
Part 2: “… he said he died why again ? Our sins? Like everyone’s ? Or just like the people he liked ? Is there a precondition ? “
2024-04-05 05:03:33
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Cannedheat82 :
The last line didn't hit me for a minute but when it did
2024-04-04 15:26:14
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North :
the exercise system joke was top notch
2024-04-04 22:53:19
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FirstClone :
Excuse me PONTIUS PILATES!? Genius.
2024-04-05 12:24:46
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Redfoo’s other uncle :
Bringing up Dalmatia is insane ❤️
2024-04-04 23:29:51
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Dumbass POG :
Pilate as an exhausted colonel is exactly what i needed
2024-04-05 02:54:44
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ASeaFaringLlama :
Owen Williams as Pontius Pilate
2024-04-30 13:31:36
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killboypwrheadjx :
Dude where have you been? My fyp has been missing you
2024-04-30 02:40:17
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Wrinkles the Clown :
Dalmatia is a sweet gig
2024-04-04 21:28:43
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W :
can you do lewis ranieri inventing the mortgage backed security at Salomon brothers? Thx
2024-04-04 18:08:37
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🤯 :
didn't his wife warn him? or am I just making up memories from childhood
2024-04-30 16:56:17
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Spades Ran :
@Angelhovsky
2024-04-08 03:39:08
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Jakobi wan kenobi :
Pilate- He’s right behind me isn’t he 😂
2024-04-04 15:18:20
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Jandrew :
Pilate’s
2024-04-04 15:00:48
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Matt Enos :
Pontius Pilates 💀🔥
2024-04-04 15:14:00
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(It’s will) :
Bro did Pilates 💀💀
2024-04-04 17:05:27
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David :
This is a personal, professional, and theological nightmare 😂
2024-04-05 12:26:49
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Ardae :
is this the lost chapter of "the master and margarita"?
2024-04-21 18:37:35
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Sean :
I washed my mf hands! washed em!
2024-04-05 02:28:21
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Alex Breezie :
Don’t forget his wife told him so….😂
2024-04-12 03:06:46
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cee_shells :
“personal, professional, theological nightmare”
2024-04-05 05:07:18
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Jon 1662 :
He definitely remembered where Jerusalem was. Destroyed the whole city in 70 AD.
2024-04-04 16:33:35
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yaboi :
"maybe some kids" 😭😫
2024-04-04 15:07:21
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Luke Elliott :
The exercise bit took me a second, but bravo! 😂
2024-04-04 17:02:13
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Coty Campbell :
Headcanon: this is why Rome became the Church.
2024-04-04 14:51:37
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HerRosesNeverFall :
"I hate to say it but maybe some kids."
CHILD sacrifice? Good Sir! What do you think this is?!? Carthage?!
2024-04-04 14:59:23
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Eryk The Fantastic :
The Pilates joke absolutely slew me
2024-04-05 21:22:24
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Lyndell Chase :
PILATES!?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Okay that was genius lmaaoo
2024-04-04 16:51:45
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user963597993150 :
This is especially funny with the knowledge that Romans attributed much of their success to being good at religion.
2024-04-11 01:28:00
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dorangemango :
Picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
2024-04-05 06:24:40
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halfdreamt2 :
Imperial powers from the beginning to the end of human history: Fucking Judea
2024-04-04 15:41:22
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MVP.outcasted.psycho :
Pilate was already on thin ice with the emperor and even got written up twice. pirate was in Judea on an improvement plan/final warning
2024-05-01 03:25:33
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AnesCCM :
Ever think that you could just be living your life and someday long after your death you will be remembered by half the world as a villain?
2024-04-05 13:15:47
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Packet :
"Does he know where Rome is?" well all roads lead there...
2024-04-04 16:45:23
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Nouveau :
“Maybe he won’t find a road that leads to Rome!”
2024-04-05 16:22:31
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Devin Black :
@Dan McClellan
2024-04-04 16:10:19
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kitkatkit190000 :
poor guy got mentioned in the nicene creed even. not good
2024-04-30 16:20:48
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SavZombie :
Shoulda listened to your wife homeboy!
2024-04-09 19:47:26
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chrisglass2078 :
he became obsessed with washing his hands after to try to wash away what he had done
2024-04-05 06:52:52
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DangerSafe :
I’d love to see him remembering that all roads leads to rome
2024-04-04 21:07:07
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Neon_Strelitzia :
I like to think that after he found out about the resurrection, that Pilate was the number one Christian. Like sure he wasn’t Paul going all over, but nobody behaved better than Pilate
2024-04-04 18:01:13
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MFrangy66 :
“F*cking judaea” 😂😂😂
2024-04-04 17:48:42
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bv :
you need every haruspex you got to scry bird guts to figure this one out
2024-04-04 15:32:40
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Lacey :
Better yet do the wife having her “I told you so” moment 🤣
2024-04-07 15:13:44
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OldFatherWilliam :
oh... you made the same joke. ok. nvrmnd
2024-04-05 15:40:05
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Siren :
give me a couple virgins too. no I'm not going to sacrifice them I'm going to enjoy the last moments of my life. (and just remember nowhere did I mention the virgin's gender.)
2024-04-05 10:58:44
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BD :
“I hate to say it…but maybe some kids.” Sir, I’m dead now.
2024-04-05 03:14:17
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kayla :
PILATES 🤣
2024-04-04 22:09:43
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Brit :
I feel like I read this book in college 🤔… your version was funnier and more to the point 😂
2024-04-04 16:46:56
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GO747 :
bring me the ugly ones
2024-04-05 01:22:20
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Caleb :
Well idk if I’d do a pig for the sacrifice, but hey maybe he’ll change those rules
2024-04-04 22:46:44
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