@nomdecoom: Replying to @antv311 #pontiouspilate #demigod #easter #pilates

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euphoriamillitaryacademy
Jade :
I was in the psych ward with a guy who was convinced he was Pontus Pilate and you really captured his energy here
2024-04-04 16:18:34
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nohotho_mer
nohotho_mer :
no but see the Roman's didn't know Jesus was important until like 100 years later so it would be Pontius Pilate's grandkid going through this existential crisis
2024-04-05 00:04:44
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saxecoburggotha
Apolo :
Part 2: “… he said he died why again ? Our sins? Like everyone’s ? Or just like the people he liked ? Is there a precondition ? “
2024-04-05 05:03:33
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cannedheat82
Cannedheat82 :
The last line didn't hit me for a minute but when it did
2024-04-04 15:26:14
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north3275
North :
the exercise system joke was top notch
2024-04-04 22:53:19
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firstclone
FirstClone :
Excuse me PONTIUS PILATES!? Genius.
2024-04-05 12:24:46
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jhphilly34
Redfoo’s other uncle :
Bringing up Dalmatia is insane ❤️
2024-04-04 23:29:51
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lilpainandsuffering
Dumbass POG :
Pilate as an exhausted colonel is exactly what i needed
2024-04-05 02:54:44
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aseafaringllama
ASeaFaringLlama :
Owen Williams as Pontius Pilate
2024-04-30 13:31:36
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killboypwrheadjx
killboypwrheadjx :
Dude where have you been? My fyp has been missing you
2024-04-30 02:40:17
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drownedclown
Wrinkles the Clown :
Dalmatia is a sweet gig
2024-04-04 21:28:43
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anandthemehta
W :
can you do lewis ranieri inventing the mortgage backed security at Salomon brothers? Thx
2024-04-04 18:08:37
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thecarley
🤯 :
didn't his wife warn him? or am I just making up memories from childhood
2024-04-30 16:56:17
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spadesran
Spades Ran :
@Angelhovsky
2024-04-08 03:39:08
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jacob_w1399
Jakobi wan kenobi :
Pilate- He’s right behind me isn’t he 😂
2024-04-04 15:18:20
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gzhcuckskaodh
Jandrew :
Pilate’s
2024-04-04 15:00:48
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mattenos8
Matt Enos :
Pontius Pilates 💀🔥
2024-04-04 15:14:00
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wdtiller
(It’s will) :
Bro did Pilates 💀💀
2024-04-04 17:05:27
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tomcrayon0
David :
This is a personal, professional, and theological nightmare 😂
2024-04-05 12:26:49
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platnumcy
Ardae :
is this the lost chapter of "the master and margarita"?
2024-04-21 18:37:35
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fatloudnproud
Sean :
I washed my mf hands! washed em!
2024-04-05 02:28:21
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alex.breezie
Alex Breezie :
Don’t forget his wife told him so….😂
2024-04-12 03:06:46
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cee_shells
cee_shells :
“personal, professional, theological nightmare”
2024-04-05 05:07:18
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jonath1662
Jon 1662 :
He definitely remembered where Jerusalem was. Destroyed the whole city in 70 AD.
2024-04-04 16:33:35
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brotherwash
yaboi :
"maybe some kids" 😭😫
2024-04-04 15:07:21
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lucasce0724
Luke Elliott :
The exercise bit took me a second, but bravo! 😂
2024-04-04 17:02:13
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cotycampbell
Coty Campbell :
Headcanon: this is why Rome became the Church.
2024-04-04 14:51:37
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caylacatastrophe
HerRosesNeverFall :
"I hate to say it but maybe some kids." CHILD sacrifice? Good Sir! What do you think this is?!? Carthage?!
2024-04-04 14:59:23
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erykthefantastic
Eryk The Fantastic :
The Pilates joke absolutely slew me
2024-04-05 21:22:24
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lyndellchase
Lyndell Chase :
PILATES!?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Okay that was genius lmaaoo
2024-04-04 16:51:45
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flyingdutchbutt
user963597993150 :
This is especially funny with the knowledge that Romans attributed much of their success to being good at religion.
2024-04-11 01:28:00
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dorangemango
dorangemango :
Picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
2024-04-05 06:24:40
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halfdreamt2
halfdreamt2 :
Imperial powers from the beginning to the end of human history: Fucking Judea
2024-04-04 15:41:22
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johnjanus990
MVP.outcasted.psycho :
Pilate was already on thin ice with the emperor and even got written up twice. pirate was in Judea on an improvement plan/final warning
2024-05-01 03:25:33
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downwithapp
AnesCCM :
Ever think that you could just be living your life and someday long after your death you will be remembered by half the world as a villain?
2024-04-05 13:15:47
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definitelysomeon3
Packet :
"Does he know where Rome is?" well all roads lead there...
2024-04-04 16:45:23
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nouveaupunk
Nouveau :
“Maybe he won’t find a road that leads to Rome!”
2024-04-05 16:22:31
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devinblack1991
Devin Black :
@Dan McClellan
2024-04-04 16:10:19
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apple.user328663
kitkatkit190000 :
poor guy got mentioned in the nicene creed even. not good
2024-04-30 16:20:48
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savzombie
SavZombie :
Shoulda listened to your wife homeboy!
2024-04-09 19:47:26
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chrisglass2078
chrisglass2078 :
he became obsessed with washing his hands after to try to wash away what he had done
2024-04-05 06:52:52
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dangersafe
DangerSafe :
I’d love to see him remembering that all roads leads to rome
2024-04-04 21:07:07
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neon_strelitzia
Neon_Strelitzia :
I like to think that after he found out about the resurrection, that Pilate was the number one Christian. Like sure he wasn’t Paul going all over, but nobody behaved better than Pilate
2024-04-04 18:01:13
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mfrangy66
MFrangy66 :
“F*cking judaea” 😂😂😂
2024-04-04 17:48:42
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bigvelvet7270
bv :
you need every haruspex you got to scry bird guts to figure this one out
2024-04-04 15:32:40
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waiting4rapture
Lacey :
Better yet do the wife having her “I told you so” moment 🤣
2024-04-07 15:13:44
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oldfatherwm
OldFatherWilliam :
oh... you made the same joke. ok. nvrmnd
2024-04-05 15:40:05
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another_sad_love_song
Siren :
give me a couple virgins too. no I'm not going to sacrifice them I'm going to enjoy the last moments of my life. (and just remember nowhere did I mention the virgin's gender.)
2024-04-05 10:58:44
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bdd1311
BD :
“I hate to say it…but maybe some kids.” Sir, I’m dead now.
2024-04-05 03:14:17
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runkayla
kayla :
PILATES 🤣
2024-04-04 22:09:43
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brittanica19
Brit :
I feel like I read this book in college 🤔… your version was funnier and more to the point 😂
2024-04-04 16:46:56
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go74716
GO747 :
bring me the ugly ones
2024-04-05 01:22:20
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tarancaleb
Caleb :
Well idk if I’d do a pig for the sacrifice, but hey maybe he’ll change those rules
2024-04-04 22:46:44
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