Chloe🚩
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valentina! :
I hope your phone charger only works at a specific angle. hope your favorite show gets canceled right before the finale. I hope your pillow is always warm on both sides. I hope you always get stuck behind someone walking slowly and aimlessly. I hope your favorite pen runs out halfway through something important. I hope every soda you drink is flat. I hope you always bite the inside of your cheek right after it heals. I hope your socks are always slightly damp.. I hope you always itch in a spot you can’t reach. I hope your ice cream always melts too fast. I hope your shoelaces always come untied. I hope every time you sneeze, someone says “bless you” two seconds too late. I hope your autocorrect always changes your words to something embarrassing. I hope your favorite song gets stuck in your head but you only remember one line. I hope your favorite mug gets chipped just enough to be annoying but not enough to throw away. I hope you always spill just a little bit of coffee on yourself. I hope your toast always lands butter side down. I hope you always get notifications just as you fall asleep. I hope you always forget why you walked into a room. I hope the person in front of you at every drive-thru orders for 12 people. I hope every vending machine eats your money. I hope every hoodie you wear has the strings uneven. I hope you always get the squeaky shopping cart. I hope your shampoo bottle always has just a little too much left to throw out. I hope your battery dies every time you're 1% away from saving your progress. I hope you always miss the skip ad button by 0.0005 cm. I hope your popcorn burns in the microwave every time. I hope your Netflix always buffers at the good parts. I hope your neighbors practice tap dance at 3 a.m. I hope every pair of earbuds you own gets tangled instantly. I hope you always stub your pinky toe on furniture. I hope your packages always arrive one day after you need them. I hope your pizza is always just slightly undercooked. I hope every pair of pants you own develops a hole in the worst possible place. I hope your toast never pops, it just sits there until it's cold.
2026-06-18 14:48:01
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bro ur so disrespectfull...
2025-12-20 16:14:26
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🇬🇷🦅 :
That’s so rude.
2025-07-18 09:53:59
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dakotakotaa :
hows this funny?? am i missing sum or..?
2026-06-12 02:47:13
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𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑰𝑻𝑶𝑹_🧨 :
that's fucking messed up.
2025-12-29 02:57:06
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💗βάλια💗 :
stip that's so rude
2025-07-17 18:03:32
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HI GIRLYS :
that’s fucked up
2026-06-05 22:07:55
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jade :
that's not funny dude...
2026-03-01 22:48:52
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♡ᴄʜᴀɴᴇʟʟᴇ♡ :
i feel bad
2025-07-18 20:51:22
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𝓛𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 🫶🏻💝💐 :
That is really rude
2025-12-22 22:59:28
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xoxo24805 :
that's messed up.
2026-03-27 02:32:04
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🦦 𝓖𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓮 💐 :
even as a joke that's bad
2026-02-23 22:28:55
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aizawa :
bro not funny
2026-02-28 23:41:46
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larika.chantal :
Don’t do that because people are actually in the hospital and I was in the hospital with surgery
2026-06-05 13:03:19
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Jabber’s wifey :
Im not laughing
2026-01-04 20:44:21
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kaylee :
That’s horrible
2026-02-13 12:46:00
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Mack🍓🇻🇦 :
Hell no.
2026-01-13 05:30:25
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Icebaby❄️🧊 :
You’ve gone to far..
2026-02-21 13:07:25
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gummy ears :
thats messed up asl.
2026-06-07 12:17:36
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veah 🫶🏼🥎 :
That’s so disrespectful
2026-02-20 00:10:13
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emmaslaysyourday :
OK, that’s actually rude. Not funny.
2026-02-14 22:40:58
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𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 riri ♬ . ・ ⊹ :
guys jokes are meant to be funny,, this is extremely unfunny and messed up either way
2026-02-24 04:23:22
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🤸уℓιє 𓆉♡ :
That’s so messed up n disrespectful…
2026-02-11 13:08:13
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