Jay. Pheonix
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Wednesday 15 May 2024 03:21:58 GMT
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Rivercat❌ :
Yeah, I'm the dynamite!
2025-07-12 01:42:44
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Carl Mae :
My fiancé and I, been together 16 years 💗
2024-05-17 14:46:11
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Jessie Leon Scott :
@OhhMyy Maria us lol 🥰🥰
2024-07-01 22:17:00
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michelefreund :
@user1043224837194 😘
2024-05-16 19:00:32
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Layne :
yup. hi I'm the military grade explosive and my partner is essentially 4 squirrels in a shirt.
2024-05-16 17:56:13
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Kate :
wait... im both though. I knew it. it's me! I'M the one!!! 🥰🥰🥰
2024-05-15 19:58:34
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Lighthousewitch :
My short fuse is because I have to do all the remembering and the reminding to remember what they will inevitably forget in 5 minutes
2024-05-16 00:35:26
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EllysiumKitsune :
slowly turns to look at my husband who is laughing his head off.
2024-05-16 04:32:25
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Hoss 🦆 :
He has the short fuse and I forget why I walked in the room to bother him 😂
2024-05-16 23:45:34
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Matthew :
Having to do the mental work of remembering everything for two ppl ALL THE TIME quickly wears that fuse down to hardly anything. Now I’m the dynamite. 🧨
2024-05-16 20:15:47
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Crimson Dragon815 :
And sometimes one person is both while the other floats thru life ready to toss the other over thier shoulder and sprint away to save on bail money 😂
2024-05-15 12:19:51
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NateHurst1023 :
My fiance has the attention span of a gold fish and I get mad enough to fist fight a grizzly. But she's the one person who doesn't anger me.
2024-05-16 18:59:14
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Lorie :
I’m not fragile like a flower, I’m fragile like a bomb!
2024-05-17 21:28:00
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🐉Void Dragon🐉 :
hi I'm the stay at home husband that forgets where things are at the house, but cook a mean perfect meal for the hangry wife after 12+ hour shifts in oil field 💀
2024-05-21 22:03:37
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Vikki :
I’m both
2024-05-17 02:03:24
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M 🐮 :
I'm both 😂💀
2024-05-17 13:44:59
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goth_girl_666 :
He had a short fuse for everyone but me, I have a short fuse for him only. And neither one of us can remember anything while the other does
2024-05-17 17:36:57
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Cricket :
I didn't realize that I am a happy couple. huh...
2024-05-16 03:38:37
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Bubu :
My husband is dynamite and I am the forgetful one 😂😂
2024-05-16 10:46:42
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Bee 🐝 :
The fact that he can’t remember anything lights the fuse 😭😭
2024-06-03 13:35:20
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Cmh :
So by myself I’m a happy couple.
2024-05-15 23:27:39
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Troy K243 :
no Fred Durst I haven't realized that.
2024-05-16 23:36:53
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Marie :
Yup I’m the first one my husband is the second one
2024-05-16 10:17:18
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Emmily :
I’m both I end not remembering why I’m mad tho 🤷🏻♀️
2024-05-17 21:42:15
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MaeC :
but what if you're both....
2024-06-27 02:56:44
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Tiffany 🇨🇦 :
I’m both. My husband is calm with the patience of a saint.
2024-05-24 23:37:11
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ginger emu :
He has a short fuse for everyone but me :)
2024-05-17 17:07:57
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Alexandria Prince :
its because my lack of memory gives me anxiety, having someone ready to defend me anytime is a nice feeling
2024-05-17 16:54:19
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brittanymcwithey5 :
what if the one person has a bad memory and slightly explosive and the other person is very chill.
2024-05-17 13:08:30
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🦊foxboineko🔥 :
but what if I'm both and he's the one who remembers everything and is the calm one lmao
2024-05-16 20:33:37
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jillibean :
Ummm what if its just one person that is both?😂😂😂😂😂😂
2024-05-16 16:40:49
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Just Libby :
Unfortunately for my husband, I'm both.
2024-05-16 14:25:26
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Sherri Nyholm :
Dynamite does come in small packages… lol
2024-05-16 13:58:32
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tabathamullen :
yea my husband is both I have to be patient lol
2024-05-16 13:43:32
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✨Weekly Restocks✨ :
I’m the short fuse. My husband is the “forgetful” one lol
2024-05-16 11:03:48
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Amber Freeman :
Wait, wait, wait…so I’m in a relationship with myself? Because I’m both of those! 😆
2024-05-15 21:00:49
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🌻ShibbyLynnStans🌻 :
What if… hear me out… one person in the relationship is both of those 😬 asking for a friend 👀
2024-05-15 19:53:07
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⚡️ :
@Josh Jones 😂
2024-07-19 08:09:44
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♡JustMeSelf♡ :
Hi 👋 I can't remember shyte 🤣
2024-06-24 18:25:15
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Wendi Calder :
what if both of those are just 1 person in the relationship??
2024-05-19 03:23:49
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Mama💜🩵Bear🐻 :
lol damn I'm both
2024-05-18 15:30:26
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valkyriestealth :
My husband has a memory like a steel sieve and I’m a case of c4.
2024-05-18 14:24:28
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Mackenzie_rawlins :
But what if you’re both?
2024-05-18 07:19:34
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LJ :
litterly described me and my man today alone😂hes a good man tho he gets mad for good reason
2024-05-18 03:47:29
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𝔎𝔦𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔯𝔯𝔦𝔢 :
I forget everything 🫡
2024-05-17 13:51:25
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Ash :
I'm feeling personally attacked, but I can't remember why
2024-05-17 11:46:23
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MsSevenOf9 :
Hi I’m both.
2024-05-17 04:27:40
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Kalen Kautz :
what if... you're both people...?
2024-05-17 04:18:20
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TwistedWitched :
Well this explains why I’m single. I’m both.
2024-05-17 02:32:00
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extraterrestrial :
well damn.. my husband asks me every 5 minutes what time I go to work and I eventually just snap.
2024-05-17 02:12:27
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SamIAm :
I'm both those people in my marriage 😂😂
2024-05-17 01:35:56
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