my mama use to answer saying "City morgue you kill um we chill um"
2024-08-09 21:27:39
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Just James :
"Benny's Bait Shop and Sushi Bar, where Today's Bait is Tomorrow's Plate! Benny speakin', what can I do you for?"
2024-08-13 16:47:10
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madameojou 🖤 :
YESTERDAY’S LOSS IS TODAY’S SAUCE ??? 😭😭 I’m out 🚶🏻♀️🚶🏻♀️🚶🏻♀️
2024-08-08 20:29:53
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Aimz :
I had one for life insurance. I said I don't need any as I'm already dead. he said "I am so sorry my condolences" 😂😂
2024-08-07 13:36:10
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Tambeaux :
bruh I just wanna get a house phone again. This is so my humor hahaha
2024-08-11 14:56:00
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Arazelimorales_66 :
This is freaking hilarious 😂🤣😂🤣
2024-05-17 19:42:59
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Jaime :
An ex of mine used to say Matt’s meat market. Can’t be the prices but you can beat the meat.
2024-08-09 16:32:41
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Dot :
my dad's favourite when he picks up a phone is "cat and dog home, jack Russel speaking"
2024-06-13 16:20:24
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M H :
My dad used to say: Smaltz’s mortuary, you stab’em we slab’em” 😏
2024-08-09 03:14:16
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missyhoneywell760 :
Lady I am using all these catch phrases 😂😂😂😂😂😂
2024-08-10 06:05:06
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Beccie warriner :
in the UK they would just carry on talking like they didn't hear you 🤣🤣 rude if you ask me scene as how they called me..like how dare u now listen to what I have to say 🤣
2024-08-07 11:22:08
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🦇 :
omg this reminded me of my dad. he was so good at these 😂 "Roadkill cafe, you kill 'em, we grill 'em" and "Pete's Pool Hall, Eightball speaking" were his favorites 😂
2024-08-10 18:29:01
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Ju_D :
I still do this.."Lola's house of pleasure. How may we service you?" I get a lot of stuttering on the other end. 🤣
2024-08-12 21:22:07
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DirkMalloy :
My dad sometimes says “Frank’s funeral home, you snuff them, we stuff them…
2024-08-13 05:25:07
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Maxine Gibbs :
I am loving this house phone saga!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2024-08-13 12:25:59
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❌TRAN4MR❌ :
House of Madam's pleasures, can we give you a hand?
2024-08-14 11:33:42
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Jake :
my dad's go-to is "Hello caller, you're on the air!"
2024-08-14 20:05:45
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Angela Habarta :
I has a couple back in the day , one was "city morgue, you killem,we chillem"
2024-05-17 21:59:00
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Lavender_Rose_Sky :
I had a friend a long time ago who answer"Hilda's house of pain and pleasure, how may I hurt you?" for telemarketer calls
2024-08-12 10:27:15
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rangeisgoodtokno :
My dad would answer “Tom’s abortion clinic, no fetus can beat us” 😂 it’s terrible I know 🫣
2024-08-12 16:27:55
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71legend :
that's frickin awesome 👍
2024-08-08 03:18:47
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Natasha blac :
for the norm if I don't recognize the number I don't answer my phone, but I have to try this😂😂😂😂
2024-08-11 09:45:34
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TxRedneckReporter :
My Dad use to this when I was a kid. Joe's morgue you stab'em we slab em. 😹😹😹😹
2024-05-17 21:21:30
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Phillip :
I do, "Thank you for calling Roadkill Cafe, you kill'em, we cook'em, what are we cook for ya today"
2024-08-08 13:46:39
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BaileyBoop 💙🐦🔥 :
My husband’s favorite is simply “House of Pies” but my dad used to answer “(Last Name) Family Nut House”
2024-08-13 01:59:49
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