I love this one: "The fact that jellyfish survived millions of years without a brain still gives you at least a little bit of a chance."
2024-06-10 22:10:45
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xqueuethepiesx :
The flour hurts 😭
2024-06-10 18:11:17
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Sab1na_013 :
@𝐒𝐚𝐡𝐚𝐬𝐫𝐚🕉️🌟 nah this is too good
2024-06-25 18:22:55
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molly :
@aicragxynor I like these
2024-07-20 10:08:12
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💫 :
me: (to my friend) I don't lie
my sister: really
me: of course when did I tell you that you are pretty. and now I feel bad💀💀
2024-06-11 05:12:51
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Professor Dictabeat :
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this
2024-06-11 23:02:30
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jasmine ❤️ :
your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company for it breaking😭😭
2024-06-11 15:30:20
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e678e :
I absolutely love this
2024-06-11 03:55:16
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LunaTixx :
😳 Bro ... who hurt you?
2024-06-10 21:35:47
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☆*٭✩ :
ur teeth are like council bins one black one green and one missing
2024-06-14 09:46:11
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𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐞 🎼 :
“Shup you look like el macho” is the best
2024-06-13 20:29:07
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omarghorab69 :
ask Michale and Franklin in gtav
2024-06-13 14:30:42
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Le@ :
@safire i think this is where the boys are getting the insults from😭🙏
2024-06-11 12:24:59
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Scruff _The_Scruff :
called my step bro Garfield cuz he eats everything in the house
2024-06-11 01:39:00
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Ray🇱🇨🦋 :
Umm the one with ppl u like what happened to no swearing?
2024-07-20 00:16:50
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Tomcat :
Mine was “If you've ever had a smart thought it died alone and afraid”
2024-07-08 17:08:31
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backup.account :
I told my friend that he looked like an animated character
2024-07-10 16:39:52
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AMouldyCheese :
The one with the girl sounds like smth that would be said to me
2024-07-13 00:10:53
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Greta :
bread can mold, what can you do?
2024-07-15 20:27:37
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☦️🇲🇰🇦🇴☀️ :
Just put the fries in the bag bro
2024-07-01 17:07:56
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✨🦌Alastor🦌✨ :
I have said 16 I think the one with talking behind back said this to people I don’t like that don’t like em back guess who didn’t get annoyed by them again 💀
2024-06-17 16:41:49
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Jma :
„I laugh less when I am with you“
2024-06-20 14:13:06
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