@theonion: Google Announces Everyone’s Got To Chill With These Depressing Inquiries

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beelzebub_butgay
Beelzebub :
Damn, darkness sixty-nine times is my favourite search
2024-09-13 15:43:40
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dopesoles850
Young forever Dee :
Wow 😮
2024-09-26 09:16:59
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dudehunder
DudeHunder👦⚡ :
it always takes me a couple seconds
2024-10-07 09:45:35
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e34044
🦅 :
U don’t understand my dark twisted mind
2024-07-17 19:40:12
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jack110100100011202
username :
darkness
2024-07-22 14:18:34
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harl3quinnnn
Jesse (they/them) :
uhhh. no?
2024-07-16 23:49:56
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euphoricpentagram
Stella 💜 :
How many darkness can I type then?
2024-07-16 18:14:13
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ashleyivy52
Ashley :
Too real, Google. Time to lighten up a bit.
2024-07-16 17:02:24
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eeddeerr_
eeddeerr_ :
Is this real???
2024-07-16 17:04:39
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markelf2204
markelf2204 :
Find me a date then I'll stop being so lonely Google, damn
2024-07-16 22:46:01
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tootinytobe96
TooTinyToBe96 :
😂
2024-07-16 17:05:37
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coosey_
COOSEY :
A pizza recipe for a family is enough for one 🥺
2024-07-16 17:35:42
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darmbles2
darmbles_🏳️‍⚧️ :
dw guys im helping google get its rocks off so we got that basis covered 👌
2024-07-17 08:25:12
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totoenot
totoenot :
fuck google i don't owe being social to anyone
2024-07-28 15:09:20
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ix028
ix12695 :
I was looking to learn how to cook and among the suggestions there was "how to get over a break up" - so I trust google to know what I need better than I know myself 🙂
2024-08-07 06:15:06
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ajax_the_skittle
Literally Deadpool🍉 :
Well maybe if google told me whether I’m gay or aroace I’d stop giving them emo vibes
2024-07-21 13:37:08
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reidcope
Reid Cope :
Google needs to mind it's own business
2024-07-16 17:03:51
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emo.humanista
Danse Macabre 🎪 :
All my searches are just like 'Operation Anthropoid detail' or 'Rumors in the protectorate of bohamia and moravia' so idk what they're on 😭🙏
2024-07-25 10:49:30
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askechad
Askechad :
very dystopian thanks google 🥰🥰
2024-09-28 03:02:14
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galaloadgundy
galaloadgundy :
Seriously “pizza recipes for one.” That’s a pizza if you can’t eat an entire pizza that’s just a skill issue
2024-07-30 00:36:06
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tatonegaypotato
TatOneGayPotato :
So is Google gonna fix it?😂
2024-07-16 17:05:07
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iamragethewolf
iamragethewolf :
then hook me up with a nice girl google!
2024-08-14 16:45:57
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littlekthulhu
LittleKthulhu :
I once just googled, “Zoloft”
2024-07-30 00:06:39
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theziggyb
Ziggy B :
Sorry yall I've been polluting the data
2024-07-16 18:37:29
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wickedwitch_48
Wicked Witch :
Would "Orc boyfriend who loves me AI roleplay" be kinky or sad
2024-07-16 17:32:45
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