@theonion: In response to the attempted assassination of former President Trump over the weekend, Congress moved quickly to pass legislation that bans the civilian use of roofs.
I gotta laugh at how stupid this is for conservatives. They always cry that more guns will solve issues. Yet this dude was surrounded by guns, held by well trained people and yet still they failed 😂
2024-07-16 17:21:12
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Nick Clifton :
been saying this for years
2024-07-16 20:43:23
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( ◔ ʖ̯ ◔ ) Dissaproving Phrog :
BUT THEY WINT TAKE CARE OF GUNS???? HOW DID A ROOF SHOOT TRUMP
2024-07-17 01:28:50
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lazeyestboy :
My roof is also a floor, will this affect me as well?
2024-07-17 21:06:20
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Fen :
🤣🤣🤣
2024-07-16 03:00:22
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antsand :
@Lovisa :)) ganska kulig faktiskt
2024-07-16 18:43:33
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jáchym_slav :
@Max_E🏎️🏎️
2024-07-17 08:27:09
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theta :3 :
The fact that there are probably more guns than roofs in the US
2024-07-16 00:43:22
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"Come and take it" 🔫😡🏘
"don't tread on me roof" 🐍🦵🏠
"make America raise the roof again!" 🕺🌃
2024-07-16 00:37:55
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adenjcn :
People are missing the point; Republicans would sooner ban roofs than just restrict / ban guns 💀
2024-07-16 03:03:54
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Creamy crusader :
Roofs don’t kill people people kill people 😡
2024-07-16 02:02:44
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Andrei Paraschiv :
jokes aside, americans would rather ban roofs than guns
2024-07-16 07:34:15
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Big dave :
dumb idea, everyone knows the problem is floors, if we took away all the floors no would ever get this close again
2024-07-16 05:13:16
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Cumewumey :
Why is this more realistic then americans banning guns
2024-07-16 11:50:59
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Roberto :
" Want to take my roof? come and take it. 💥🏠💥🦅🦅
2024-07-16 01:34:59
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eqbert :
The onion and Tiktok is a match made in heaven for idiots who don’t do their research
2024-07-17 06:01:15
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Mika Hodneland :
It’s also banned to kill people…so I dont think a person willing to kill another human cares about a roof ban Bruh💀 Same goes for gun ban, they just buy one illegaly like they do anyways do🤷🏽♂️
2024-07-16 13:49:53
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Guccitire :
roofs don't kill people people kill people guys
2024-07-16 03:34:42
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The Captain :
guns don't kill people, roofs do
2024-07-16 10:37:27
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Owen :
"ok so we need to take action about the presidential candidate getting shot by a dangerous weapon, that can be easily accessed by everyone"
"Let's ban the roofs"
2024-07-16 02:58:17
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FactsOverFeelings :
roof ban coming to come collect your roofs so they can sky in your house easier with drones 😭
2024-07-22 16:22:59
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Brandon Johns :
This is horse crap
2024-07-18 03:10:11
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yoden :
bans roofs instead of guns
2024-07-16 10:57:12
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ChemArsonist :
it took me a second to notice it was The Onion, this unfortunately sounds too real, ban anything but guns
2024-07-16 06:43:13
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Po-Ta-To :
What is the reaction of the National Roof Association?
🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇱🇷🇺🇲🇲🇾🏠🏡🏘🏙
2024-07-16 12:21:43
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