You had me at “lie to your customers,” no explanation needed
2024-07-20 20:07:28
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Fairyqueen :
“My kelp? My DIET DR KELP?!”
2024-07-20 22:56:30
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utube@Elis3 :
I wish my old job let me lie like this 😌😭
2024-07-24 19:04:29
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hollatya666 :
They would have lost me at “that’s sketchy” cause genuinely what does that mean
2024-07-20 20:24:01
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JENN :
On thanksgiving I always tell people my family isn’t in state so I come to work “to spend time with my other family” and it makes people tip soooo much
2024-07-21 00:19:27
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patfussy666 :
I tell at least one lie to every table. Not bc I have to just bc it’s funny
2024-07-20 19:52:32
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pinkemin3m :
Just make sure they don’t find out. I had a coworker try to lie to my bff once when we came in on my day off. He told her there was no more soup. We then watched him immediately walk to where the 1
2024-07-20 22:55:28
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Kelsee :
I told a table one time that their food was going to have to be remade cause one of our kitchen staff cut his finger off…but it wasn’t a lie
2024-07-26 17:38:20
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antonilya_ :
i was taught to never apologize to a customer for things you can’t control because psychologically people will feel entitled to something, instead thank them for their understanding and patience
2024-07-21 09:07:44
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boglim fan girl :
when people camp, my coworker tells them her son is sick and they cash out and leave. she doesn't have any kids. she's so funny for that
2024-07-20 21:39:17
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CatnipWitch :
and when they ask "where's the ambulance?" you say "he can't afford the ambulance, the manager is rushing him to the er!" that way they also can't say "I want to speak with the manager"
2024-07-21 16:24:17
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Baja :
I blame so many things on “the system glitching” and I have no idea what system I’m talking about
2024-07-20 21:23:23
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Nate :
I once had a customer tell me about how she couldn’t sleep cause she was going through a divorce, I tried to be sympathetic to the poor sleep part but she thought I meant I was divorced too…
2024-07-24 21:24:19
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mamabword :
this is my #1 suggestion too! and #2 is to openly cry if people are mean to you. I mean sob to your manager and have someone take over. lolol.
2024-07-26 18:13:08
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chartreusestar :
I had a customer once tell me as I was walking in for a 5 am shift on Thanksgiving "I'm so sorry you have to be here but I'm so happy you're here to make my coffee" my response:
2024-07-20 22:35:37
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Gale :
I literally always say “blame it on the next person” like “oh yeah sorry my boss will fire me if I do that :/ I hate that policy too it’s so dumb right?”
2024-07-22 19:08:06
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mary :
PERIOD!!!!!!!
2024-07-21 04:22:40
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Reed :
I'll lie to everyone if they're mean enough IDC
2024-07-21 01:14:20
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Yayiuxx :
One time I lied to a costumer and they asked to speak to my manager and I got caught lying 😭
2024-07-20 21:17:35
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droplucyyy555 :
it’s called ✨sales✨
2024-07-23 19:42:47
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Ally :
one time this lady asked if we had coffee drinks and I said no bc I didn’t feel like making any and then later she pointed at all of our coffees on the menu and I said “ohhh THOSE coffee drinks!! 😅”
2024-07-20 22:52:15
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aisledonkeys :
Telling passengers they’re not going to miss their connection bc they keep ringing the call light asking to be the first off the plane despite being in row 33
2024-07-21 02:03:54
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Bhexion :
I had a customer at my store leave a cart full of heavy stuff in the middle of the store because she didn't like me, so I lied and said I was leaving in 10 minutes and said that 1/2
2024-07-21 01:58:39
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sam :) :
The other day a woman came in and said she’s allergic to anything that’s not organic
2024-07-21 21:57:52
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