@yourspudbud: if there are a million baja blast lovers, i am one. if there is one baja blast lover, it is me. if there are no baja blast fans, then i drank too much baja blast and had the most euphoric heart attack mankind has ever seen. my blood is green and lime-flavored. my fridge is stocked. my paycheck? spent it all on baja blast. the taco bell? they fear me. i will drain that large baja blast before i’m even out of the drive thru. paired with a gordita? forget about it. the cup is dry before they even hand it through the window. they go to refill it, thinking it a mistake. so silly, they think, almost handing a customer an empty drink. they push the button. nothing comes out. my thirst for baja blast is so strong that i’ve telechenetically drained the machine. they weep. this is the dozenth time this has happened, and they know within their hearts that it will not be the last. #bajablast

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