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jaawn :
protip: convert every data type to byte arrays and only work with them using bitwise operators.
2024-08-07 02:50:59
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Elliot :
why are you just giving this gold away fr
2024-08-06 20:22:08
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Xsnoe :
As a researcher in the space of machine learning. This will slow down progress
2024-08-10 09:51:56
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Kevin A :
all Jokes aside, we really need unions in programming because this industry is a shitshow
2024-08-08 16:05:28
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M M Saif :
isn't commenting the code necessary by the companies???
2024-08-11 20:45:46
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thuralphus :
Comment code with only numbers, create a txt with the numbers explained, keep that to yourself😏
2024-08-07 17:31:24
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le massive :
protip: force assembly in any project you can, that way everyone around you will look like noob, I mean everyone!
2024-08-11 22:39:33
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mp :
I can comment my code without risk. even I can't decipher that stuff
2024-08-06 21:40:17
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evieeeveeeve :
i like to run my code through a minifier before committing so nobody can peek at my variable/function names and figure out what i’m up to
2024-08-07 18:21:41
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neverexceptalways :
Key man yourself asap. Strong leadership will spot it and stop it. But most places you can build something critical and terribly complex / confusing so no one else can reverse engineer it
2024-08-19 04:28:49
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ohad007 :
what if the shmock is me 2 years later hahahaha I can't handle without comments
2024-08-11 13:44:04
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ozunu :
Change the title to how to fired in day after hiring 🙂
2024-08-12 17:32:46
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David Grant :
This is a joke but I have great concerns that working this way actually works in some companies
2024-08-11 18:16:43
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.ferrum :
#1) no one gonna be able to understand your code, including yourself 😅
2024-08-14 20:23:58
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Mann__. :
I just copy and paste on Chatgpt to explain to me 🤡
2024-10-22 17:57:27
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kylieminogue_2002 :
yessss, i do all of this and i was offered to become the CEO of the AI-integrated washing machine company i work for!
2024-08-08 15:17:27
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It’s Danny he/him 🌈 f scotus :
Some would call this gate keeping, I also call it job security. 🤪♥️♥️
2024-08-07 13:13:05
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コピコ :
3rd one is evil😔
2024-08-18 01:48:16
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matte_hg :
work under capitalism be like "work poorly, so you don't starve!" ahh best system ever.
2024-08-09 13:26:54
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menomi7317 :
well I hope my manager doesn't see this or they might enforce us to document our code
2024-08-30 04:21:00
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e :
I was going to do all of this anyway
2024-08-06 23:41:10
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Grumpy_Dumpty :
WOW! I'm learning so much!
2024-08-30 02:20:56
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Eoin Dudley :
Name all variables a 1 letter acronym
2024-08-08 20:08:44
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Jass'e :
Wow never knew this
2024-11-20 14:58:17
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Anh Huy :
Never teach new one , too 😏
2024-08-11 13:26:36
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