my plan is to fall in love with the intruder and then fall out of love with the intruder and pretend to die of a broken heart(like lsps plan from AT)
2024-08-19 01:59:51
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aggressica :
I feel like the rubber gloves were a product of hindsight 🤔
2024-08-19 03:18:40
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🤡SWAYZ🤡 :
CAN WE JUST BE IN LOVE ALREADY 😂😂😂😂
2024-08-26 04:48:07
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Azraels_Divinity :
Mhm…..(not me taking notes 😅)
2024-09-17 20:09:21
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🇵🇸Atlas🇵🇸 :
But what if, like, you invited me over and you did that anyway. I wouldn’t be mad about it
2024-09-04 17:30:03
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rae :
is broadsword a euphemism
2024-08-19 11:49:21
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Let'sStartOver2 :
Don't need all this.
Just wrap your door handle in plastic wrap and cover with a mix Vaseline with patchouli oil & glitter.😊
I put it over my windows as well.😅
Disgust is the #1 universal deterrent!
2024-09-19 20:25:16
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Just Beth :
I just have 5 pitbulls. 😂
2024-08-19 01:39:25
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Arthur :
I mean, that is definitely a plan if I have ever hear one
2024-08-19 01:42:48
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Michael :
and also a sock over the bat of course
2024-08-19 07:22:28
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jctich :
How Ron Swason of you....
2024-08-19 02:03:17
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AJ they/them🏳️🌈 :
lol my hypohidrosis ass just needs to get out of bed and stand up and i’ll be covered in sweat and safe 👌🏼
2024-08-19 01:38:15
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Christopher23Danger :
What’s your address??
2024-08-19 07:13:49
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PluviophileReader :
I had my daughter run into the bathroom and say someone broke a window and was coming in. I got out naked and grabbed a double headed battle ax off the wall. I ran screaming down the stairs and he ran
2024-08-19 04:07:27
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Tobinaire Unicorn :
I would like to volunteer for a trial run on your intruder. The thought of laughing myself to death sounds great.
2024-08-19 03:20:01
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Ashlyn Sullivan Âû :
It really works.. not speaking from experience or anything
2024-09-11 23:37:59
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Manders 📚🐈⬛☕️ :
PVP enabled zone
2024-08-30 14:29:02
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Keyandra H🌹 :
my husband's plan is to don his Darth Vader helmet, grab our combat grade lightsaber, one of our many hand cannons(all while in his bday suit) and yell "Cowabunga it is!" yea...this is my life.
2024-08-27 14:46:39
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🍉 𖤐 𐍉𐌾𐌰 𐌸𐌿𐌺 𖤐 🍉 :
as my friend says, fighting or f***ing the pants are coming off either way 😅
2024-08-26 22:16:34
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the vampire with one fang :
I start just wee on the ground and I sing things like I need a lobotomy and a tattoo arrrghhh then I trow everything thing I find ... then run after them with my hair dye and trow Dog food to them and
2024-08-26 01:51:48
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user507320142869 :
My liege. I curtsy to you
2024-08-25 03:09:33
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Flash the Obedient 🖤🤍💜 :
sounds fun
2024-08-24 07:30:51
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SatansLittleHelper :
Shoes (slippery feet is a hazard) 😉
2024-08-23 17:11:54
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🍉Vincent Bouchier🍉 :
Please somebody do deadpool art to this
2024-08-22 16:08:34
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The_Sarah_Jayne :
Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaa! the visual I have is so overwhelming lolol
2024-08-22 01:16:42
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Nyx :
sounds sexy. my plan is to tell them I love them, that usually scares people off.
2024-08-21 23:51:11
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HoneyBadgerJay :
can the intruder also have access to the Vaseline?
2024-08-19 13:37:37
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Keifer Koenig :
Are you not already in the buff? Sounds like you are not prepared
2024-08-19 12:34:32
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Fee :
i would just shrug and give them my money and tell them to leave me alone 😭
2024-08-19 07:32:13
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Cheyenne🖤📚 :
😂
2024-08-19 04:52:19
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Scarlette :
I'm skipping the stripping step by always being prepared 😏
2024-08-19 02:58:31
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🧷Mutt🧷 :
Mine is blow off steam and find a pig farm 👍
2024-08-19 02:58:20
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bjsandpizza :
My nude, mostly asleep husband chased a intruder off our back porch after they tried to break into my office while I was working at 6am. I think your plan would work
2024-08-19 02:44:12
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mothertrucker.xo :
saving this for later.
2024-08-19 02:34:50
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Winds in the East :
😂😂😂😂
2024-08-19 02:31:48
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Cal :
I have a massive wrench with a fabric wrapped around the handle, and it’s next to my bed, staying safe
2024-08-19 02:30:26
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WigSnatcher92 :
Hot lol
2024-08-19 01:41:52
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