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wecameasmormans
Go Go Gadget Manic Episode :
my plan is to fall in love with the intruder and then fall out of love with the intruder and pretend to die of a broken heart(like lsps plan from AT)
2024-08-19 01:59:51
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aggressica
aggressica :
I feel like the rubber gloves were a product of hindsight 🤔
2024-08-19 03:18:40
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swayz1997
🤡SWAYZ🤡 :
CAN WE JUST BE IN LOVE ALREADY 😂😂😂😂
2024-08-26 04:48:07
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azraels_divinity
Azraels_Divinity :
Mhm…..(not me taking notes 😅)
2024-09-17 20:09:21
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atlas_bound
🇵🇸Atlas🇵🇸 :
But what if, like, you invited me over and you did that anyway. I wouldn’t be mad about it
2024-09-04 17:30:03
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asinglebean
rae :
is broadsword a euphemism
2024-08-19 11:49:21
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letsstartover02
Let'sStartOver2 :
Don't need all this. Just wrap your door handle in plastic wrap and cover with a mix Vaseline with patchouli oil & glitter.😊 I put it over my windows as well.😅 Disgust is the #1 universal deterrent!
2024-09-19 20:25:16
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just_beth01
Just Beth :
I just have 5 pitbulls. 😂
2024-08-19 01:39:25
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arthurvogele
Arthur :
I mean, that is definitely a plan if I have ever hear one
2024-08-19 01:42:48
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michaelmevale
Michael :
and also a sock over the bat of course
2024-08-19 07:22:28
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jctich
jctich :
How Ron Swason of you....
2024-08-19 02:03:17
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ajbabayy
AJ they/them🏳️‍🌈 :
lol my hypohidrosis ass just needs to get out of bed and stand up and i’ll be covered in sweat and safe 👌🏼
2024-08-19 01:38:15
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christopher.87_
Christopher23Danger :
What’s your address??
2024-08-19 07:13:49
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pluviophilereader
PluviophileReader :
I had my daughter run into the bathroom and say someone broke a window and was coming in. I got out naked and grabbed a double headed battle ax off the wall. I ran screaming down the stairs and he ran
2024-08-19 04:07:27
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petangel5551
Tobinaire Unicorn :
I would like to volunteer for a trial run on your intruder. The thought of laughing myself to death sounds great.
2024-08-19 03:20:01
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ashlynsully
Ashlyn Sullivan Âû :
It really works.. not speaking from experience or anything
2024-09-11 23:37:59
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mothmanders
Manders 📚🐈‍⬛☕️ :
PVP enabled zone
2024-08-30 14:29:02
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renayhwitchery
Keyandra H🌹 :
my husband's plan is to don his Darth Vader helmet, grab our combat grade lightsaber, one of our many hand cannons(all while in his bday suit) and yell "Cowabunga it is!" yea...this is my life.
2024-08-27 14:46:39
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concubinecheerleader
🍉 𖤐 𐍉𐌾𐌰 𐌸𐌿𐌺 𖤐 🍉 :
as my friend says, fighting or f***ing the pants are coming off either way 😅
2024-08-26 22:16:34
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thevampirewithonefang
the vampire with one fang :
I start just wee on the ground and I sing things like I need a lobotomy and a tattoo arrrghhh then I trow everything thing I find ... then run after them with my hair dye and trow Dog food to them and
2024-08-26 01:51:48
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mimi19510
user507320142869 :
My liege. I curtsy to you
2024-08-25 03:09:33
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flash.the.obedient
Flash the Obedient 🖤🤍💜 :
sounds fun
2024-08-24 07:30:51
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satanslittlehelper420
SatansLittleHelper :
Shoes (slippery feet is a hazard) 😉
2024-08-23 17:11:54
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riesvi2
🍉Vincent Bouchier🍉 :
Please somebody do deadpool art to this
2024-08-22 16:08:34
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the_sarah_jayne_98
The_Sarah_Jayne :
Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaa! the visual I have is so overwhelming lolol
2024-08-22 01:16:42
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the_cunning_witch
Nyx :
sounds sexy. my plan is to tell them I love them, that usually scares people off.
2024-08-21 23:51:11
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honeybadgerjay
HoneyBadgerJay :
can the intruder also have access to the Vaseline?
2024-08-19 13:37:37
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keiferkay
Keifer Koenig :
Are you not already in the buff? Sounds like you are not prepared
2024-08-19 12:34:32
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_feliciafee_
Fee :
i would just shrug and give them my money and tell them to leave me alone 😭
2024-08-19 07:32:13
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chey_1911
Cheyenne🖤📚 :
😂
2024-08-19 04:52:19
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basilissp
Scarlette :
I'm skipping the stripping step by always being prepared 😏
2024-08-19 02:58:31
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kjhgeo
🧷Mutt🧷 :
Mine is blow off steam and find a pig farm 👍
2024-08-19 02:58:20
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bjsandpizza
bjsandpizza :
My nude, mostly asleep husband chased a intruder off our back porch after they tried to break into my office while I was working at 6am. I think your plan would work
2024-08-19 02:44:12
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mothertrucker.xo
mothertrucker.xo :
saving this for later.
2024-08-19 02:34:50
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meltingsnowballinhell
Winds in the East :
😂😂😂😂
2024-08-19 02:31:48
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_cal_666
Cal :
I have a massive wrench with a fabric wrapped around the handle, and it’s next to my bed, staying safe
2024-08-19 02:30:26
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wigsnatcher92
WigSnatcher92 :
Hot lol
2024-08-19 01:41:52
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