Ben Brainard
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Friday 13 September 2024 22:05:18 GMT
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Ben Brainard :
Come see me live: 9/19: Boston, MA - Laugh Boston 9/22: Providence, RI - Comedy Connection 9/27: Syracuse, NY - Funny Bone 9/28: Albany, NY - Funny Bone 10/2: Buffalo, NY - Helium
2024-09-13 22:08:05
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Treasure :
partner A: "kiwis are on sale" partner B: "does that mean you want me to pick some up?" partner A: yes or no (usually yes; and quantity/volume)
2024-09-14 03:31:06
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LexxMcD :
haven't seen the original, but if my hubs told me, unprompted, that kiwis are on sale I would assume he wanted a kiwi and got a few....? I'm confused.
2024-09-18 12:11:40
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Wait!What? :
🤣 me: kiwis are on sale. my husband who is allergic to said kiwi: 🤣 we haven't had any ER trips lately. we joke it's funny
2024-09-14 12:45:08
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Michelle West :
this is the best reaction to that entire argument. if I don't understand the reason "kiwis are on sale" was said, I ask qualifying questions about the random sentence.
2024-09-14 07:16:22
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baconsalt :
as someone very literal I would have to ask "do you want some and how many"
2024-09-13 22:35:06
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Ben Herr :
I once brought back a bag of pot because she wrote pot instead of potatoes. I still got in trouble.
2024-09-13 22:12:57
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LexxMcD :
haven't seen the original, but if my hubs told me, unprompted, that kiwis are on sale I would assume he wanted a kiwi and got a few....? I'm confused.
2024-09-18 12:11:40
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Desi :
I asked my husband this question and he said he was going to be picking up a new Zealander after work…lol.He also knows I have an allergy to kiwi fruit. He did say he prefers me to ask for what I want
2024-09-24 12:17:24
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Mystev :
partner: kiwis are on sale. *me thinking internal checklist*: do they like kiwis a lot? do I? was that for my benefit? do they usually phrase stuff like that? should I double check? Yeah I'm gonna (1
2024-09-23 22:04:07
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Ky Elite :
if i saw kiwis are on sale it’s simply an observation because sales are cool. this does not mean i want kiwis. plus kiwi is just a fun word to say
2024-09-13 23:54:41
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Emma McAdams :
This is the best response I’ve seen and I’ve hated this discussion
2024-09-13 23:35:27
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specialj501 🥥🌴🍉 :
I once said "I need to get a new pan" He bought one for me for Christmas. I hated that pan. I don't have enough characters to describe it
2024-09-13 22:44:04
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Nitestrike776 :
"kiwis are on sale" cool post them to the list please because my brain be broken and I will forgor
2024-09-15 06:54:45
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Abigail Spencer Ruhe :
no but really! this is a conversation my now husband and I have been having from day 1. "when you say this, this is what I hear" "oh well when I say this, this is what I mean".
2024-09-13 23:18:59
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༝ ✡️ ✛ THE TABLE ⦂ 🇵🇸 ⥰ :
I’ve never heard this question in my life, maybe it’s because I’m autistic and the algorithm adjusted to that though
2024-09-13 22:09:59
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Sarah Gaunt :
Been married 27 years. He knows if he wants something, he needs to be very specific. Literal. Like I'm a very emotional Vulcan. 😁
2024-09-14 04:44:45
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Evtron :
“Do I need this information for something?” Would have been my response and my partner would give me context for it.
2024-09-13 23:25:41
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Maxwell :
if you told me kiwis are on sale I'd respond with do you want some and how many
2024-09-14 13:10:45
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Christi :
Best response, hands down. I would be making a random observation & hubby would be asking for kiwis so we always have to ask each other clarifying questions to be 100% certain.
2024-09-14 02:08:19
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jackbalto :
👏exactly 👏
2024-09-18 01:48:06
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Rebekah :
My boyfriend and I have been living together for almost 3 years and we still have communication confusion at times. We grew up in completely different cultures and almost have different dialects
2024-09-17 18:40:16
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LH :
I, 100% would have to add "can you please get some?" to my husband because I state so many random thoughts out loud around my husband that can mean nothing at all. 😂
2024-09-16 02:05:39
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Alex :
Honestly this is the best take I’ve seen so far. I’m the type that would need more than just “Kiwis are on sale”
2024-09-14 08:00:58
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dndkinky :
My neurodivergence still has me asking "are you telling me you want me to pick up kiwis? Did you want to share this with me in case I'd like some kiwis? Do we need kiwis for an upcoming meal?"
2024-09-17 15:55:13
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