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Beth :
My son told his speech therpaist that he rides in my trunk because we don’t have any other space. Hes in the third row of my suv.
2024-09-17 22:07:14
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🌻 Biz 🌻 :
My nephew told the counselor he didn’t feel safe at home. Thankfully they asked why and he said “well… the house could catch on fire.”
2024-09-17 21:28:30
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Sydney Davis :
My son telling the pediatrician I make his sister sleep in a jail cage …, aka her crib 🥲
2024-09-17 23:47:43
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Courtney Coleman :
my 4 yr old told me that the demon left her body so she'll be nice now 🤷♀️
2024-09-18 02:22:48
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ariana :
“i get fed m&ms in the attic” turns out they had a finished attic with a play room.
2024-09-18 07:01:46
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Grimoire_Ghoul :
My son told the dr he smokes. He meant he sees his breath when it’s cold outside
2024-09-20 18:20:59
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Mrs. Mo💜 :
my son told his teacher his dad puts him in the trash can when he (son) is angry...he was referring to my husband holding him upside down over the trash can to "shake out & trash the attitude bugs"😂
2024-09-17 22:11:52
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Allison :
My daughter told a pediatric neurologist that she had been underground with pipes. She meant the parking garage at the hospital😭
2024-09-18 00:42:46
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TotesofGoats :
told my teacher we live in a crack house. translation: the ceiling plaster was cracking and we were replacing. 🤣🤣
2024-09-19 23:38:47
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Heather Mueller-Jo62 :
My daughter told her pre-school teacher that I worked at Taco Bell. I am a lawyer.
2024-09-27 20:50:28
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Sara McBride :
My 5 YO told his teacher last week I didn’t have legs and that he takes care of me because I only lay on the couch….I’m chronically ill AND pregnant at the moment.🤦🏻♀️🤣💀
2024-09-17 17:23:14
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Doris Kern-Thompson :
My daughter took her build a bear to show and tell pulled a bag of my moms ashes out of the back and told everyone she brought her Gaga to school 🤦♀️
2024-09-17 23:25:12
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Lgrace💙 :
I’m a therapist and sometimes kids say things and I’m like damn… I gotta call dss. And then it’s like mom beat him at uno or something.
2024-09-18 19:58:05
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reddogsmama :
“My uncle makes me play games I don’t want to play” -me to my school social worker about my uncle who is a year older than me and made me play matchbox cars
2024-09-27 02:24:14
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Nicole :
Thats funny my mom was born the same way!! 😂
2024-09-17 16:50:54
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kelly :
I called my aunt my best friend as a kid and I once wrote in my school notebook that over the weekend my uncle kissed my best friend on the lips
2024-09-19 23:26:04
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Ciara Joyner :
My son told his pre-k teacher that his newborn sister sleeps in a “kennel” because he didn’t remember the word “bassinet”
2024-09-18 18:53:36
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Gunnerlee :
Youngest told the leader of the parks and recs that I couldn’t play in the parent v kid baseball game because I sold my kidney. I donated it.. 🤦🏻♀️
2024-09-18 02:56:47
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itsjustbeth :
My son told a therapist that he hears voices sometimes saying his name. me. its me, from the other room. I just sometimes give up if he doesn't respond 😂
2024-09-20 05:43:08
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Ashley Miller :
my daughter told her teacher she was scared that her daddy was gonna die because he drinks too much of the blue cans. she was talking about Pepsi. 😂
2024-09-17 20:52:46
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ladybugs momma :
I was 5 when I told the school that my bio mom got a job on the street corner. she was the new crossing guard..
2024-09-18 17:55:18
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labuchona_bushong :
Okay Eliza, and what year was that?! 🤣
2024-09-20 17:08:18
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nina.nicholexo_ :
i wasn’t in my office after school and my son told his teacher “she’s not there, she’s probably at the bar”. i have TWO jobs. speech therapist and bartender. i was MORTIFIED.
2024-09-19 19:51:18
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Slytherin_Queen :
For our “What I Want To Be When I Grow Up” talk in class I told everyone I wanted to play with dead bodies & make them pretty… A Mortician. I wanted to be a Mortician. The teacher called my mom. 😂😂
2024-09-27 23:33:45
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Kourtney :
I’m sorry, but I love reading all of your stories. These are all hilarious 😂
2024-09-17 22:47:06
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