@goose_jitsu: #goosejitsu 103: it’s all about deflection and economy of motion #goosemafia #goosegang #goose

Dancedoggo :

At no point during this goose attack prevention did the goose stop attacking

jerome (pronounced alyssa) :

yea no I'm drowning it.

milkcratesitter :

That goose is friend. Let’s see that on some big goose energy

𝗠𝗜𝗞𝗘 ᴏʀɴᴇʀ :

30 mins later: slide back, push back, see?

Hugo_le0 :

Bro did not “get back”

user23 :

You're just making him madder 🤣🤣

Bigpapapickle :

jade :

Thank you for the advice on goose self defence but I fear I am only capable of the meanuver; panic attack

︎︎︎︎︎ :

I don’t think it’s working

Nicholas :

that's okay until they bring friends 🙂

Even :

So nothing works...

wooooiiiii :

🦢: I can do this all day

RikD77 ٩(- ̮̮̃-̃)۶ :

ik leg er meestal een knoop in

Bell :

In Germany we say "Halt stop bis hierhin und nicht weiter 🖐🏻"

Shenge :

Impama yona?

MAR7E :

y asi por 20 horas, despues se va

Platypus808 :

bis einer weint

🏋️ & 🧠 & 🧘‍♂️ :

вы понимаете, да? Вы только что на полном серьезе посмотрели инструкцию, как драться с гусем

Brocker_39 :

han har aldrig mött en arg svensk svan ute på fisketur

Maleko_gcsa🎭🌎 :

What if you just grab it’s neck😭

Frise :

А не проще взять за шею и утопить?

Chikedor :

Bro was having the battle of his life

Stella :

Thanks this happens all the time

blk :

yeah once you learn the attack patterns it's probably the easiest enemy to beat