@bazookaflow: Football rules when we were kids. 1. - The fat one was always the goalkeeper 2. - The game ended when everyone was tired 3. - Even if the score was 20-0 whoever scored last won. 4. - No referee. 5. - Give a foul only if it was very clear or someone started to cry. 6. - There was no such thing as offside 7. - If the owner of the ball got angry, the match was over. 8. - The two best players couldn't be on the same team and they knew that too. 9. - If you were chosen last, it was a big humiliation, it meant nobody wanted you. 10. - You played 2-3 hours in a row. 11. - The match was stopped when an elderly man passed by 12. - Neighborhood players were enemies forever. 13. - Those who had no idea about football remained reserves or at maximum defenders. 14. - When the big ones were playing, you had to leave the field without protesting. 15. -There was always a neighbor who wouldn’t let you play and threatened you to take the ball and put it inside. 16. - If there was a bet, the game was very serious as if it were a final. 17. - The goals were two rocks or two jackets, but there was always a team with the smaller goal. 18. - When the goalkeeper was pushed, the goal was invalid. 19. - The rules were established before the match even started. 20. - If it was a penalty, remove the fat one and the best one goalkeeper would appear.

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