if they look like the mom from matilda i just wanna hear their whole life story
2024-09-25 01:31:08
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ᴼᵒ𝒞𝒽𝑒𝓎𝑒𝓃𝓃𝑒ᴼᵒ :
My favorite was named Connie. She had a beach house in Alabama, 4 ex husbands, was a model in the 70’s, and had an astonishing amount of turquoise. I miss her 🥲
2024-09-25 03:20:47
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Kim Carlson 🇺🇸🆘😵💫 :
We’re about to be bestie’s then.
2024-09-25 03:48:24
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cierra ☻ :
The way she says “baby” is so comforting lol
2024-09-25 01:27:55
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Anna May🌿 :
Bonus points if they’re wearing cheetah print
2024-09-25 12:56:17
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Sebastian :
Bonus points if she’s wearing a Hard Rock Cafe tee
2024-09-25 03:20:57
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strawberry.kendra :
And they always have some heroic backstory. Like they took in their teen son’s troubled best friend. He still comes to her house for Christmas 🥺
2024-09-25 01:55:10
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Nicole HB :
Fairy godmothers of our generation
2024-09-25 01:31:41
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Beck Rick :
It’s me…I’m that woman. ♥️
2024-09-25 03:39:43
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Fox 🦊 :
You would have adored my mother. Her favorite line was "If I've offended anyone, please tell your friends".
2024-09-25 11:31:29
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Melaniemeow :
They feel like home
2024-09-25 01:21:15
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Kate The Great 🍉 :
Her name is Donna and she did right by my mom in the years after dad died.
2024-09-25 04:32:50
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Jill :
I know she has Xanax
2024-09-25 01:23:12
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Julie :
You need to hear the woman who answers the phone at my favorite local pizza place that has been there since the 70’s. She’s a legend. Iconic smokers voice “what can I get ya sweetie?”
2024-09-25 02:35:17
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Life in the Pines :
When she invites you to the patio for a cigarette and gossip ✨
2024-09-25 11:02:04
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🆘 🇺🇸 Kalien 👽 :
Only 20 more years til it’s me
2024-09-25 09:08:14
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Hannah 🍉 :
also women who look like Jennifer Tilly 💓
2024-09-25 18:23:23
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blacklambhandmade :
I found her this weekend asking for A GLASS OF MERLOT WITH ICE CUBES and I was instantly obsessed
2024-09-25 02:16:46
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Tess :
STOPPPP my husband and i met one of these ladies a few months back at a dive bar and she called us “ridiculously hot” 😭😭
2024-09-25 05:12:33
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abbyd0lan :
why do i feel like she’s so Babette from gilmore girls coded
2024-09-25 01:44:48
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coffeeandeyeliner :
my first waitressing job when i was 18, i had a coworker named Pam who was 60. she had cat eye liner on every day and an immaculate bleached bouffant hairstyle every day. she would keep watch while i
2024-09-25 11:55:23
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Madigan :
This is the type of woman I’ll tell my kids to look for if they ever get lost
2024-09-25 16:39:14
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Cassie🖤 :
not u calling out my mom😂 her name is Lisa.
2024-09-25 13:10:34
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✨ Nick ✨ :
a bad attitude but simultaneously the sweetest woman you've ever met
2024-09-25 18:03:53
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