@donttellcomedy: "Lazy Eye" 🎤: @Emily Catalano Your soap is a joke! Upgrade your personal care with @Dr. Squatch #donttellcomedy #emilycatalano #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #jokes #funny #genz #lazyeye #doctor #unhoused
I learned at the eye dr. They said this should help with your lazy eye and I was like my what? 😭
2024-09-26 10:44:00
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Krysti Bond :
I mentioned lazy eye to a doc once and he's like "it's not lazy. It's doing The best it can." 😅
2024-09-27 15:41:53
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icy :
I love her cadence😭😂
2024-09-26 02:58:39
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Adrian Mahan :
It’s not a lazy eye. It's just procrastinating.
2024-09-27 02:20:24
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D$ :
That punchline was moneyyyy hahahaha omg
2024-09-26 04:13:01
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tracy :
So true about Gen Z. My Z son told me “mom, they’re houseless not homeless”
2024-09-26 10:34:37
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Gabe :
Every part of this story was hysterical
2024-09-26 04:15:45
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El Capitan B :
Maybe the other eye’s just an overachiever 😏
2024-09-26 23:15:18
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Caitlin :
My Eye Dr read it off like she was reading my history so I said “oh, I’ve never been told I had a lazy eye” she just looked at me and said “I just did” 👁️👁️😭
2024-09-26 14:10:15
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Amanda Ray :
Our hospital made that switch too and now we say patients are unhoused
2024-09-26 05:38:02
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Mr.MVP :
I'm gonna start using unhard working 😂
2024-09-26 05:42:32
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Atupele Kumwembe :
what's this comedian name?
2024-09-26 04:37:29
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Asaf yosef :
Very sophisticated and funny 🔥😂
2024-09-26 02:39:26
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CCP :
“Unhoused” and “Unhardworking” I’m out!! 😂😂😂
2024-09-27 16:18:07
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user1624215508432 :
That joke is beautifully written (and delivered!)
2024-09-26 16:31:52
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Mrs.badger :
My sister is a cosmetologist and while doing my hair she asked if I wanted her to wax my unibrow too. That’s how I learned my blond unibrow was visible to others 😭
2024-09-26 14:14:41
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Christina :
This was brilliantly crafted and delivered! 😂🔥
2024-09-26 11:35:46
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Jewish Batman :
Is this Ilene from regular show?
2024-09-26 19:22:42
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AJ senior :
Unhardworking 😂😂😂😂😂😂💖💖
2024-09-28 16:31:02
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recessionpopstar :
Ok the punchline hit
2024-09-26 08:02:01
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pavulonw :
Did anyone tell her that she talks like Iga Świątek?
2024-09-27 15:05:06
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GirlOnTheMend :
I have a lazy eye, but honestly, it’s just conserving energy for the other one—teamwork makes the dream work!
2024-10-19 01:13:31
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Dan Heinz :
I had Bell’s palsy awhile ago and now I say my eye looks “unmotivated”
2024-09-26 15:12:46
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Mr. Gil :
That’s a great payoff 😂
2024-09-26 04:34:27
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Just Appreciation :
Top shelf joke writing
2024-09-27 21:33:33
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