The razor blades in Halloween candy. Not once! 😂😂😂
2024-10-17 00:43:11
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Crystal Andrews :
If u cross ur eyes they'll get stuck that way
2024-10-17 00:37:30
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Ashley Nichole Perki :
The arthritis one has some truth to it.
2024-10-17 00:35:15
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Joy :
When my son was a toddler I convinced him that you could only go to Chuck E. Cheese when you were invited to a birthday party. Took him till 2nd grade to figure it out
2024-10-17 00:23:14
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Autumn Zobel :
These are great. What about swimming in the pool 30 minutes after you eat I’ve never drowned.
2024-10-17 10:21:46
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jonnythomasdudden :
if you don't eat the crust off your sandwich you won't be able to whistle
2024-10-17 00:19:54
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Lunahoneyspuppy :
The crust of bread is where all the vitamins are so you gotta eat it
2024-10-17 02:01:21
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Jonathan Hanichak :
them needing to check our candy for drugs during Halloween! like any respective drug user will actually give away their stuff for free! 🤣😂
2024-10-17 01:23:27
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Dez :
How about “you can do what ever you want when you grow up” ha ha that was a lie
2024-10-27 06:06:48
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Neurospicy Mama :
I have serious Add. My parents let me have coffee at 14 or 15, I added a packet of Swiss Miss. Sometimes with marshmallows. Then again, I am 5'2". 😁😂
2024-10-18 14:23:45
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kilbornj :
I’d get rickets ( little bugs that eat you in your sleep) if I didn’t eat my vegetables….
2024-10-17 00:22:08
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JanieBee :
You must hold your breath passing a cemetery or the spirits will get your soul.
2024-10-17 03:33:04
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KatieRose :
Santa is watching me at ALL times
2024-10-17 01:04:58
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hayley :
that there was a little man in the fridge that turns the lights on and off. and I still have ptsd over the fact that they replace my bird 6 times before I even realized
2024-10-17 01:16:05
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Alex Kopp613 :
Dome lights today are angled towards the back so they don't affect the driver's night vision. that want always the case.
2024-10-17 02:16:18
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Lauren Michelle :
my dad definitely always told me if I cracked my knuckles I'd have huge fingers. 🙄🤣
2024-10-17 02:09:13
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toztastic :
My father was NOT allergic to kittens 🐱
2024-10-17 03:42:11
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britishhollis468 :
tooth fairy Santa and Easter bunny
2024-10-17 02:07:00
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Trisha Rose🌹 :
Best TikTok I’ve seen in forever
2024-10-18 08:56:38
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Pisces3679 :
my parents always told me you can do whatever you want after you turn 18.
2024-10-17 04:41:01
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The Shady Homesteader :
To be fair there are cars that won’t drive if you’re not buckled up now
2024-10-17 06:56:29
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nobody :
eat your carrots they will give you good version... I need glasses 😂
2024-10-17 11:31:51
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WildWolf74 :
The stork brings babies
2024-10-17 02:55:31
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CherokeeMommaBear247 :
if you "pleasure yourself" you're no longer a virgin... (my friend's mom) lol
2024-10-17 02:20:45
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Nonajenn :
If I kept eating English muffins I would turn into one 😂😂 I’m still most definitely not an English muffin 😂
2024-10-17 01:13:49
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