@cosmopolitan: @ameliadimz, the *very serious journalist* tackles #ExpensiveTasteTest with an important existential question: how expensive can chicken really be? As Amelia enlightens us on chips vs. french fries (spoiler: they’re the same) and requests we blur out her undressing hot water bottles, she reveals she's been Chicken Shop Dating for a decade and yet is still single—crazy. #AmeliaDimoldenberg @Chicken Shop Date #chickenshopdate