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If you have any oddly comforting comfort shows you keep binge watching, it tells me everything I need to know about you (just jokes 🫶🏻)  🔍 Sherlock:You've spent hours watching a man deduce people's entire lives from their shoelaces because you're convinced that if you just observe hard enough, you'll understand humans without having to actually engage with them- which is a theory you've been testing unsuccessfully since your middle school gifted program taught you that intelligence was a substitute for social skills. Also don't forget to do that thing you said you weren't going to forget to do and have already forgotten about, you should really just put it in your calendar right now. 🚨 Law and Order SVU:You're using fictional procedural justice as emotional bubble wrap for your rage at systemic failure, since actual justice moves slower than continental drift. Olivia Benson has become your parasocial mother figure who, unlike your real parents, never questions why you know so much about forensic evidence. You've pavloved yourself to find the
If you have any oddly comforting comfort shows you keep binge watching, it tells me everything I need to know about you (just jokes 🫶🏻) 🔍 Sherlock:You've spent hours watching a man deduce people's entire lives from their shoelaces because you're convinced that if you just observe hard enough, you'll understand humans without having to actually engage with them- which is a theory you've been testing unsuccessfully since your middle school gifted program taught you that intelligence was a substitute for social skills. Also don't forget to do that thing you said you weren't going to forget to do and have already forgotten about, you should really just put it in your calendar right now. 🚨 Law and Order SVU:You're using fictional procedural justice as emotional bubble wrap for your rage at systemic failure, since actual justice moves slower than continental drift. Olivia Benson has become your parasocial mother figure who, unlike your real parents, never questions why you know so much about forensic evidence. You've pavloved yourself to find the "DUN DUN" soothing, which your therapist would find fascinating if you could afford one instead of just repeatedly WebMD-ing your symptoms. 🚐 Breaking Bad:You were told your whole life that intelligence equals morality and watching that equation implode feels like vindication for every time you've been a good person but not a smart person. The show feeds your suspicion that expertise is really just elaborate self-destruction but you still find someone using genius for destruction "fascinating" in the same way moths find bug zappers fascinating. Honestly, watching someone be the best at something monstrous inspires you in ways that should trigger a wellness check. 🧤Dexter:This is just a guide for you on how to perform normal while being empty inside and it's become your how-to guide on channeling darkness productively because your coping mechanisms are… less organized. It also makes you feel better about your own intrusive thoughts because, hey, at least you're not acting on yours, right? RIGHT?! 🖊️ Castle:If only your own dysfunction was this endearing instead of exhausting. You think your theoretical knowledge equates to practical skill and you're well aware you've made it this far in life entirely on personality which is both terrifying and…terrifying. People are also wising up to the man-child thing though so the clock might be ticking on how long you can just refuse to grow up, which is why I highly recommend cleaning up that mess in your home you've been ignoring for god only knows how long at this point. 🐝 Elementary:You too need constant supervision framed as "support" to avoid your worst impulses but your insurance classified that as "wanting a butler" and denied coverage. So now you're stuck going to free meetings in church basements where the coffee tastes like spiritual surrender and everyone's rock bottom makes yours look like a speed bump. You also saved every birthday card you've ever received but you have no idea where your birth certificate is right now. #millennial #comfortshow #nostalgia #2000s #whatyourfavoritesaysaboutyou

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